Re: Hemlock Bears

[Warren]

wrote...
> You could have used a lesson or three from Yellowstone Kenny before
> you accumulated all those Forest Service fines.

By all means, pass on the info to the folks at Penn's so that you can
camp with them. :-)

PS - Nice to see are still full of **** and vinegar. Looking forward to
fishing with you again. The bachelor's fishing pad will be up and
running again as of 9/1 and you are welcome in my home anytime.

**** Ken, we need to fish again soon.... No fighting implied, expressed
or implied. Just good/clean drinking and fishing on some kick ass
waters. I still owe you a trip to DePuy's and you still owe me a bottle
of scotch. <g>
--
Warren (who would be more than happy to have you as a guest in his home
again)
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[Ken Fortenberry]

Warren wrote:
> ...
> PS - Nice to see are still full of **** and vinegar. Looking forward to
> fishing with you again. The bachelor's fishing pad will be up and
> running again as of 9/1 and you are welcome in my home anytime.
>
> **** Ken, we need to fish again soon.... No fighting implied, expressed
> or implied. Just good/clean drinking and fishing on some kick ass
> waters. I still owe you a trip to DePuy's and you still owe me a bottle
> of scotch. <g>

Yeah, DePuy's in February is a hoot and a half, ain't it. Some of
the finest (and in season, most expensive) trout water in the West,
on the cheap and almost all to ourselves. We will DEFINITELY be
doing that again sometime. And the tiny little BWOs and those killer
midge emergers of Willi's on the Gallatin. Not to mention, skiing
and wolf watching in the Lamar Valley. Winter is way cool in your
neck of the woods, I'm looking forward to getting back out there.

--
Ken Fortenberry

[asadi....]

The bear eats stuff.

I open the door and holler.

We bluff.

Either he leaves or he comes at me. If he does, he will be a dead bear. No
permit needed.

....be the first trip I have ever packed iron....12 gauge......riot
gun.......minimum barrel length...



john.......can we keep the hide for tying flies?
"Lat705" > wrote in message
...
> What's the latest story on the Hemlock Bears? Talked to a friend who
camped
> there a week ago. He said a bear went thru their trash. Others are
telling me
> the bears are gone. Should I trade in my Warren Taj Mahal clone for a
Kevlar
> version?
>
> Lou T

[Lat705]

Some one told me to mix honey and bacon grease together and put it on some
else's camp site.

Then again, I could put it in Frank Reids's tent site and let the bear sink in
what will be a pool of mud if Frank's luck holds.

[Lat705]

Some one told me to mix honey and bacon grease together and put it on some
else's camp site.

Then again, I could put it in Frank Reids's tent site and let the bear sink in
what will be a pool of mud if Frank's luck holds.

[Frank Reid]

> Some one told me to mix honey and bacon grease together and put it on some
> else's camp site.
>
> Then again, I could put it in Frank Reids's tent site and let the bear
> sink in
> what will be a pool of mud if Frank's luck holds.

Are you insinuating that Reid's Run is a "pool of mud?" Slanderous. How
dare you sir. I challenge you, four weights at 20 yards. I'll have Roger
as my second.

Yah know. I often wonder why I go back to Hemlock. Between the floods,
getting my truck stuck in the mud, the floods, bears eating my drugs and
tent, packing my tent in the rain, the floods, camping can really suck.
I've got a line on a popup camper. With some alterations (an inch of
boilerplate welded on), it should be bear resistent.

--
Frank Reid
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[Frank Reid]

> Some one told me to mix honey and bacon grease together and put it on some
> else's camp site.
>
> Then again, I could put it in Frank Reids's tent site and let the bear
> sink in
> what will be a pool of mud if Frank's luck holds.

Are you insinuating that Reid's Run is a "pool of mud?" Slanderous. How
dare you sir. I challenge you, four weights at 20 yards. I'll have Roger
as my second.

Yah know. I often wonder why I go back to Hemlock. Between the floods,
getting my truck stuck in the mud, the floods, bears eating my drugs and
tent, packing my tent in the rain, the floods, camping can really suck.
I've got a line on a popup camper. With some alterations (an inch of
boilerplate welded on), it should be bear resistent.

--
Frank Reid
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[Lat705]

>I've got a line on a popup camper.

Frank Reid in something other than a tent? It'll run your whole image Next,
you'll be .coming out of the stream dry!


Lou T

[Lat705]

>I've got a line on a popup camper.

Frank Reid in something other than a tent? It'll run your whole image Next,
you'll be .coming out of the stream dry!


Lou T

[Cyli]

On 31 Aug 2004 13:19:13 GMT, (Lat705) wrote:

>>I've got a line on a popup camper.
>
>Frank Reid in something other than a tent? It'll run your whole image Next,
>you'll be .coming out of the stream dry!
>
You've never tried to sleep in a badly leaking cabin or camper, have
you? Just one slice from the bear, who'll leap onto the top of it
from the nearest tree, hoping for more fun stuff to eat, will do the
job.

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli

[Cyli]

On 31 Aug 2004 13:19:13 GMT, (Lat705) wrote:

>>I've got a line on a popup camper.
>
>Frank Reid in something other than a tent? It'll run your whole image Next,
>you'll be .coming out of the stream dry!
>
You've never tried to sleep in a badly leaking cabin or camper, have
you? Just one slice from the bear, who'll leap onto the top of it
from the nearest tree, hoping for more fun stuff to eat, will do the
job.

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli

[Frank Reid]

> Just one slice from the bear, who'll leap onto the top of it
> from the nearest tree, hoping for more fun stuff to eat, will do the
> job.

Thanks, just what I need. Now I've got the image of a bear ripping through
the Xmas wrapping of the tent to get at the soft and chewy insides, i.e. me.
(Weld two layers of boiler plate on the popup?)
--
Frank Reid
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[Frank Reid]

> Just one slice from the bear, who'll leap onto the top of it
> from the nearest tree, hoping for more fun stuff to eat, will do the
> job.

Thanks, just what I need. Now I've got the image of a bear ripping through
the Xmas wrapping of the tent to get at the soft and chewy insides, i.e. me.
(Weld two layers of boiler plate on the popup?)
--
Frank Reid
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