Bad day -non ff

[Joe McIntosh]

Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried
to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving
once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to
straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his
dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the
machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the
mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed
and tumbled from his perch. unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the
ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles
are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link.
Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was
plucked from him forever and remained in the washer, while the other
testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing
of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury,
Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro
shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital
for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.


Hell it's a rainy friday night and thought youall would enjoy reading of
this recent 'incident'

[Frank Reid]

> Hell it's a rainy friday night and thought youall would enjoy reading of
> this recent 'incident'

All ya'll give me grief for falling down in the water or hooking myself in
the face. Hmm, even in my worst night's drinking with ammo troops in
Philipine bars didn't get me drunk enough for that kinda stupidity.
By the way, friggen Ivan has got us (metro DC/Baltimore) bracketed by over
30 tornados reported tonight. This sucks. Give me the Omaha tornado system
any day. These idiots 'round here have no clue as to keeping the public
informed. To add insult to injury, our heat pump done give up the ghost and
the repair guy can't make it out till Monday. 1-800-Waaaa!

Duckin' and covering in Maryland whilst cooling off with a Corona or six.
--
Frank Reid
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[Frank Reid]

> Hell it's a rainy friday night and thought youall would enjoy reading of
> this recent 'incident'

All ya'll give me grief for falling down in the water or hooking myself in
the face. Hmm, even in my worst night's drinking with ammo troops in
Philipine bars didn't get me drunk enough for that kinda stupidity.
By the way, friggen Ivan has got us (metro DC/Baltimore) bracketed by over
30 tornados reported tonight. This sucks. Give me the Omaha tornado system
any day. These idiots 'round here have no clue as to keeping the public
informed. To add insult to injury, our heat pump done give up the ghost and
the repair guy can't make it out till Monday. 1-800-Waaaa!

Duckin' and covering in Maryland whilst cooling off with a Corona or six.
--
Frank Reid
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[Wolfgang]

"Joe McIntosh" > wrote in message
...
> Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez
tried
> to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving
> once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to
> straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to
his
> dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the
> machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the
> mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain,
collapsed
> and tumbled from his perch. unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the
> ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles
> are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link.
> Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was
> plucked from him forever and remained in the washer, while the other
> testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing
> of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury,
> Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro
> shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital
> for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.
>
>
> Hell it's a rainy friday night and thought youall would enjoy reading of
> this recent 'incident'

HOLY ****!

$300 FOR A GOLF CLUB?!

Wolfgang
damn......that's just sad. :(

[Wolfgang]

"Joe McIntosh" > wrote in message
...
> Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez
tried
> to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving
> once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to
> straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to
his
> dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the
> machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the
> mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain,
collapsed
> and tumbled from his perch. unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the
> ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles
> are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link.
> Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was
> plucked from him forever and remained in the washer, while the other
> testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing
> of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury,
> Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro
> shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital
> for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.
>
>
> Hell it's a rainy friday night and thought youall would enjoy reading of
> this recent 'incident'

HOLY ****!

$300 FOR A GOLF CLUB?!

Wolfgang
damn......that's just sad. :(

[cruxgems]

"Wolfgang" > wrote in message news:<2r1hnsF11thg7U1@uni->
> HOLY ****!
> $300 FOR A GOLF CLUB?!
> Wolfgang
> damn......that's just sad. :(

I hope the next guy using that washer watches carefully what he's teeing up.

[cruxgems]

"Wolfgang" > wrote in message news:<2r1hnsF11thg7U1@uni->
> HOLY ****!
> $300 FOR A GOLF CLUB?!
> Wolfgang
> damn......that's just sad. :(

I hope the next guy using that washer watches carefully what he's teeing up.