Dr. D
March 5th, 2005, 02:29 AM
That was a good one:-)
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"Steve Jensen" > wrote in message
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> A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
> birthday.
> She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over
> to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark
> shades.
> She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and
> reel?"
> He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
> counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
> sound it makes.
> She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
> He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
> reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and
> it's on sale this week for only $20.00.
> "She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
> of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
> As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
> "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.
> She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind.
> At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way
> the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind, he
> wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
> The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The
> woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was
> on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
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> He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call
> is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
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"Steve Jensen" > wrote in message
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>
> A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
> birthday.
> She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over
> to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark
> shades.
> She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and
> reel?"
> He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
> counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
> sound it makes.
> She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
> He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
> reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and
> it's on sale this week for only $20.00.
> "She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
> of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
> As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
> "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.
> She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind.
> At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way
> the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind, he
> wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
> The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The
> woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was
> on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
>
> He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call
> is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
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