Waaay OT, but maybe educational?

[Frank Church]

How To Impress A Woman

* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man

Show up naked
Bring chicken wings
Don't block the TV

Frank Church
....hot damn! chicken wings!

[Allen Epps]

In article >, Frank
Church > wrote:

> How To Impress A Woman
>
> * Wine her,
> * Dine her,
> * Call her,
> * Hug her,
> * Support her,
> * Hold her,
> * Surprise her,
> * Compliment her,
> * Smile at her,
> * Listen to her,
> * Laugh with her,
> * Cry with her,
> * Romance her,
> * Encourage her,
> * Believe in her,
> * Cuddle with her,
> * Shop with her,
> * Give her jewelry,
> * Buy her flowers,
> * Hold her hand,
> * Write love letters to her,
> * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
>
> How to impress a man
>
> Show up naked
> Bring chicken wings
> Don't block the TV
>
> Frank Church
> ...hot damn! chicken wings!
>
Man is this wrong.... She needs to bring beer too.

Allen

Of course, maybe she knows my fridge Sipping a nice Vermontian Otter
Creek Pale Ale as we speak.