curmudgeon
April 16th, 2005, 05:32 PM
You might be a Redneck Fisherman if
In high school you were voted most likely to fish from a bridge.
You enjoy playing with the bait more than you like to fish.
You buy groceries bait and lottery tickets at the same place.
You have taken your date to a Bass Pro Shop.
Your fishing boat has been involved in a police chase.
Your license frame mentions fishing.
You stock your above ground pool.
You have never bought your own fishing pole.
You clean your fish more than you clean your house.
You have ever used your fishing boat to haul lumber.
In high school you were voted most likely to fish from a bridge.
You enjoy playing with the bait more than you like to fish.
You buy groceries bait and lottery tickets at the same place.
You have taken your date to a Bass Pro Shop.
Your fishing boat has been involved in a police chase.
Your license frame mentions fishing.
You stock your above ground pool.
You have never bought your own fishing pole.
You clean your fish more than you clean your house.
You have ever used your fishing boat to haul lumber.