junkhunter
May 8th, 2005, 10:22 PM
FISHING
> >
> > Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
> > conversation
> > took place.
> >
> > First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
> > fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint
> > every
> > room in the house next weekend."
> >
> > Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
> > build
> > her a new deck for the pool."
> >
> >
> > Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
> > I
> > will remodel the kitchen for her."
> >
> >
> > They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not
> > said a
> > word. So they asked him.
> >
> > "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
> > fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
> >
> >
> > Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
> > shut off
> > my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and! she
> > said,
> > "Wear sun-block."
> >
> > Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
> > conversation
> > took place.
> >
> > First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
> > fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint
> > every
> > room in the house next weekend."
> >
> > Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
> > build
> > her a new deck for the pool."
> >
> >
> > Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
> > I
> > will remodel the kitchen for her."
> >
> >
> > They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not
> > said a
> > word. So they asked him.
> >
> > "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
> > fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
> >
> >
> > Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
> > shut off
> > my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and! she
> > said,
> > "Wear sun-block."