OT It's about damn time

[Ken Fortenberry]

Why in the hell has it taken this long to indict that
preppie, neo-con, traiterous son-of-a-bitch ? I mean
shouldn't it be illegal to be older than 19 and still
be called "Scooter" ? And shouldn't Dick Cheney be
locked in a room and sexually assaulted by a horny as
hell 800 pound gorilla fired up on cheap meth ?

Inquiring minds need to know.

--
Ken Fortenberry

[Mike Connor]

"Ken Fortenberry" > schrieb im Newsbeitrag
...
<SNIP>
> And shouldn't Dick Cheney be
> locked in a room and sexually assaulted by a horny as
> hell 800 pound gorilla fired up on cheap meth ?
>
> Inquiring minds need to know.
>
> --
> Ken Fortenberry

Why punish an innocent gorilla?

TL
MC

[Larry L]

"Mike Connor" > wrote

>
> Why punish an innocent gorilla?
>


That one truly had me LOL ....

[Wayne Harrison]

"Mike Connor" > wrote

>> And shouldn't Dick Cheney be
>> locked in a room and sexually assaulted by a horny as
>> hell 800 pound gorilla fired up on cheap meth ?
>>
>> Inquiring minds need to know.
>>
>> --
>> Ken Fortenberry
>
> Why punish an innocent gorilla?
>
> TL
> MC

absolutely hilarious; and a crowd pleaser for the folks over at peta, to
boot!

yfitons
wayno
>
>

[Ken Fortenberry]

Mike Connor wrote:
> "Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
>> <SNIP>
>>And shouldn't Dick Cheney be
>>locked in a room and sexually assaulted by a horny as
>>hell 800 pound gorilla fired up on cheap meth ?
>
> Why punish an innocent gorilla?

Good point. How about we dress Cheney in a real sexy
female gorilla suit and give our 800 pound gorilla a
big dose of Viagra instead of cheap meth ?

--
Ken Fortenberry

[BJ Conner]

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
> Mike Connor wrote:
> > "Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
> >> <SNIP>
> >>And shouldn't Dick Cheney be
> >>locked in a room and sexually assaulted by a horny as
> >>hell 800 pound gorilla fired up on cheap meth ?
> >
> > Why punish an innocent gorilla?
>
> Good point. How about we dress Cheney in a real sexy
> female gorilla suit and give our 800 pound gorilla a
> big dose of Viagra instead of cheap meth ?
>
> --
> Ken Fortenberry
..
How about Jeff Gannon in the Gorilla suit and start a new trend in
adult reality TV, proceeds going to all kinds of things and people
these fachist have screwed up

[Mike Connor]

"Ken Fortenberry" > schrieb im Newsbeitrag
...
<SNIP>
> Good point. How about we dress Cheney in a real sexy
> female gorilla suit and give our 800 pound gorilla a
> big dose of Viagra instead of cheap meth ?
>
> --
> Ken Fortenberry

Why not just give Cheney the viagra, maybe then you would at last have an
upstanding Dick?

TL
MC

[BJ Conner]

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
> Mike Connor wrote:
> > "Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
> >> <SNIP>
> >>And shouldn't Dick Cheney be
> >>locked in a room and sexually assaulted by a horny as
> >>hell 800 pound gorilla fired up on cheap meth ?
> >
> > Why punish an innocent gorilla?
>
> Good point. How about we dress Cheney in a real sexy
> female gorilla suit and give our 800 pound gorilla a
> big dose of Viagra instead of cheap meth ?
>
> --
> Ken Fortenberry
..
How about Jeff Gannon in the Gorilla suit and start a new trend in
adult reality TV, proceeds going to all kinds of things and people
these fachist have screwed up

[Tim J.]

Ken Fortenberry typed:
> Mike Connor wrote:
>> "Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
>>> <SNIP>
>>> And shouldn't Dick Cheney be
>>> locked in a room and sexually assaulted by a horny as
>>> hell 800 pound gorilla fired up on cheap meth ?
>>
>> Why punish an innocent gorilla?
>
> Good point. How about we dress Cheney in a real sexy
> female gorilla suit and give our 800 pound gorilla a
> big dose of Viagra instead of cheap meth ?

Why not use that elephant you have hanging around in your living room?
--
TL,
Tim
------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/

[Ken Fortenberry]

Mike Connor wrote:
> "Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
>>Good point. How about we dress Cheney in a real sexy
>>female gorilla suit and give our 800 pound gorilla a
>>big dose of Viagra instead of cheap meth ?
>
>
> Why not just give Cheney the viagra, maybe then you would at last have an
> upstanding Dick?

Nah, Cheney's a big enough Dick as it is.

--
Ken Fortenberry

[JR]

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
> Mike Connor wrote:
>>
>> Why not just give Cheney the viagra, maybe then you would at last
>> have an upstanding Dick?
>
> Nah, Cheney's a big enough Dick as it is.

Yeah? Think he could measure up to this sort of scrutiny?

http://tinyurl.com/8mzan :)

JR

[vincent p. norris]

>shouldn't it be illegal to be older than 19 and still
>be called "Scooter" ?

I noticed he was using crutches. Perhaps he's called "Scooter"
because he uses one of those little electric carts for longer trips.

Dubya said he had made "great sacrifices" in the service of his
country. I doubt his recent salary would be so considered.

Surly the President wouldn't fib to us about that, would he?

Was he wounded while in the military?

vince

[daytripper]

On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 21:22:04 -0400, vincent p. norris > wrote:

>>shouldn't it be illegal to be older than 19 and still
>>be called "Scooter" ?
>
>I noticed he was using crutches. Perhaps he's called "Scooter"
>because he uses one of those little electric carts for longer trips.
>
>Dubya said he had made "great sacrifices" in the service of his
>country. I doubt his recent salary would be so considered.
>
>Surly the President wouldn't fib to us about that, would he?
>
>Was he wounded while in the military?
>
>vince

Nah. He recently broke a bone in his foot...

[Cyli]

On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 21:22:04 -0400, vincent p. norris >
wrote:

>
>Surly the President wouldn't fib to us about that, would he?
>
The Pres is never surly when he lies.

You can tell many of the lies by that "Aw, gee, mom, I din't do
nothin' and I'm real cute." grin and the way he turns his face to the
side.

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
email: (strip the .invalid to email)

[daytripper]

On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 22:00:03 -0500, Cyli > wrote:

>On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 21:22:04 -0400, vincent p. norris >
>wrote:
>
>>
>>Surly the President wouldn't fib to us about that, would he?
>>
>The Pres is never surly when he lies.
>
>You can tell many of the lies by that "Aw, gee, mom, I din't do
>nothin' and I'm real cute." grin and the way he turns his face to the
>side.

You can tell the rest by whether his lips are moving or not.

Not even a year into his second term, and his base has gone from simply
sniping to an all-out assault. I bet the neos are wondering just how they
managed to put a total basket case in the highest office in the country, when
all they were looking for was a hand puppet...

/daytripper ("political capital"? ahahahahahahahahaha!)

[David Snedeker]

"BJ Conner" > wrote in message
ups.com...
>
> Ken Fortenberry wrote:
> > Mike Connor wrote:
> > > "Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
> > >> <SNIP>
> > >>And shouldn't Dick Cheney be
> > >>locked in a room and sexually assaulted by a horny as
> > >>hell 800 pound gorilla fired up on cheap meth ?
> > >
> > > Why punish an innocent gorilla?
> >
> > Good point. How about we dress Cheney in a real sexy
> > female gorilla suit and give our 800 pound gorilla a
> > big dose of Viagra instead of cheap meth ?
> >
> > --
> > Ken Fortenberry
> .
> How about Jeff Gannon in the Gorilla suit and start a new trend in
> adult reality TV, proceeds going to all kinds of things and people
> these fachist have screwed up
>

Jeff Gannon? Where have we heard that name before? Oh yes, he is the male
prostitute who had free access to the White House with a press pass
authorized by who in the White House(?), and listed as a "reporter" by a
phony now defunct wingnut news service. Since his nude Internet ads offered
mild physical punishment with Jeffy dressed in USMC gear, you gotta wonder
which of these White House Chicken Hawks was paying to have his ass paddled
by a "man in uniform". My bet is on Scott McClelland, but if one goes by
swishy demeanor, there are several candidates in the President's inner
circle.

And these perverts say with a sneer that real Marines should "sacrifice,"
and that our prisoners should be tortured. Its time to clean house.

Dave
Ideology fa schifo

[vincent p. norris]

>>Dubya said he had made "great sacrifices" in the service of his
>>country.

He recently broke a bone in his foot...

But did he break it in the service of his country?

(I recall that "Tail Gunner Joe" (Senator McCarthy, for you younguns)
got a Purple Heart for breaking his ankle while falling down a ladder
(stairway, to you landlubbers) on a ship during WW II.)

vince

[vincent p. norris]

>>Surly the President wouldn't fib to us about that, would he?
>>
>The Pres is never surly when he lies.

Well, that's what I get for proofreading too hastily.
>
>You can tell many of the lies by that "Aw, gee, mom, I din't do
>nothin' and I'm real cute." grin and the way he turns his face to the
>side.

I was going to say you can tell he's lying if his lips are moving, but
Daytripper beat me to it.

vince

[rw]

vincent p. norris wrote:
>
> (I recall that "Tail Gunner Joe" (Senator McCarthy, for you younguns)
> got a Purple Heart for breaking his ankle while falling down a ladder
> (stairway, to you landlubbers) on a ship during WW II.)

Joe McCarthy was a despicable human being, but it wasn't because he had
a Purple Heart he didn't deserve.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

[Johnson]

right on! God Bless America and prosecutor Fitzgerald!

[Cyli]

On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 21:02:39 -0400, vincent p. norris >
wrote:

>>>Surly the President wouldn't fib to us about that, would he?
>>>
>>The Pres is never surly when he lies.
>
>Well, that's what I get for proofreading too hastily.

It was too good to leave the meaning and not go for the twist.


Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
email: (strip the .invalid to email)

[Wolfgang]

"rw" > wrote in message
m...
> vincent p. norris wrote:
>>
>> (I recall that "Tail Gunner Joe" (Senator McCarthy, for you younguns)
>> got a Purple Heart for breaking his ankle while falling down a ladder
>> (stairway, to you landlubbers) on a ship during WW II.)
>
> Joe McCarthy was a despicable human being, but it wasn't because he had a
> Purple Heart he didn't deserve.

Correct. It was because he was one of those miserable human simulacra for
whom nothing is sacred.

Wolfgang

[Scottish Fly Fisher]

On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 21:22:04 -0400, vincent p. norris >
wrote:

>>shouldn't it be illegal to be older than 19 and still
>>be called "Scooter" ?
>
>I noticed he was using crutches. Perhaps he's called "Scooter"
>because he uses one of those little electric carts for longer trips.
>
>Dubya said he had made "great sacrifices" in the service of his
>country. I doubt his recent salary would be so considered.
>
>Surly the President wouldn't fib to us about that, would he?
>
>Was he wounded while in the military?
>

Probably bumped into a lamppost when he was dodging the draft.

John
/fishing/
http://groups.msn.com/scottishflyfisher

[vincent p. norris]

>It was too good to leave the meaning and not go for the twist.

Absolutely! Gave me a good laugh.

vince

[vincent p. norris]

>,,,, he was one of those miserable human simulacra for
>whom nothing is sacred.

Your appraisal of him is too generous, Wolfgang.

Unfortunately, his kind has not gone extinct.

vince

[Wolfgang]

"vincent p. norris" > wrote in message
...
> >,,,, he was one of those miserable human simulacra for
>>whom nothing is sacred.
>
> Your appraisal of him is too generous, Wolfgang.
>
> Unfortunately, his kind has not gone extinct.

So I've heard.

Wolfgang