N.C. Indian tribe [non-ff]

[Joe McIntosh]

A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever
physical exam.

After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor
said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no
problems. I did notice one anomaly, however."
"Oh, what is that, Doctor?"

"Well, you have no nipples."

"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
"That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The
North Carolina Journal of Medicine if you don't mind."
She said, "OK."

"First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"

She answered, "Approximately 500."

"And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.
Running Doe replied, "We're called "


(I hate to do this to you)










"The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred!"

[Skwala]

"Joe McIntosh" > wrote in message
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> A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever
> physical exam.
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> "The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred!"
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Didn't I see that on Rocky and Bulwinkle ?

[Scott Seidman]

"Skwala" > wrote in news:2O6dnQ0osuxLGL_dRVn-
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> "Joe McIntosh" > wrote in message
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>> A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever
>> physical exam.
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> <snip>
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>> "The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred!"
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> Didn't I see that on Rocky and Bulwinkle ?
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That was the Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam

[Memphis Jim]

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That is the worst thing I read all day!

A retort:


What did Buddha say when he was asked how he wanted his hot dog?


"Make me one with everything."


Duh!

Memphis Jim

[BJ Conner]

"Skwala" > wrote in message >...
> "Joe McIntosh" > wrote in message
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> > A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever
> > physical exam.
> >
> <snip>
> >
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> >
> > "The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred!"
> >
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> Didn't I see that on Rocky and Bulwinkle ?

No, I think it was on Soupy Sales.

[Mike]

Janet Jackson @ superbowl half time


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick

[B J Conner]

The joke can't be older than 1911, but I say it probably dates to 1912 at
least.
Did they live near the Fugowee tribe?
"Joe McIntosh" > wrote in message
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> A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever
> physical exam.
>
> After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor
> said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no
> problems. I did notice one anomaly, however."
> "Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
>
> "Well, you have no nipples."
>
> "None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
> "That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The
> North Carolina Journal of Medicine if you don't mind."
> She said, "OK."
>
> "First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"
>
> She answered, "Approximately 500."
>
> "And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.
> Running Doe replied, "We're called "
>
>
> (I hate to do this to you)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred!"
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[Wayne Harrison]

"B J Conner" > wrote in message
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> The joke can't be older than 1911, but I say it probably dates to 1912 at
> least.

so does indian joe.

wayno (but i wouldn't bet against him in a senior class tennis match)

[Joe McIntosh]

"Wayne Harrison" > wrote in message
. com...
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> "B J Conner" > wrote in message
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> > The joke can't be older than 1911, but I say it probably dates to 1912
at
> > least.
>
> so does indian joe.
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> wayno (but i wouldn't bet against him in a senior class tennis match)

IJ up early--thanks wayne but you better make that a super senior match.
those young seniors {age 50 } seem like teen-agers when my 73 year old
body gets into a third set.
Glad you enjoyed bb game but can assure you the noise was nothing like
last game in old tin building
with perkins, worthy, and mike etc. playing. Back in those days they
would not have felton carry the ball every time he dribbles or let the
inside guys push and shove.
But guess every elder thinks the good old days were better--but i am sure
in the old days at 7am i was not wondering what to do today. Play golf- hit
a few tennis balls-read a good book- or just don"t do a dammm thing. >