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AJH June 15th, 2005 04:56 AM

No more Rodney replies from me..


Ken Fortenberry June 15th, 2005 12:36 PM

Dwayne E. Cooper wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
But so
far as I know he is not a thief or a cheat and when Mr.
Cooper implies that he is *THAT* is a greater injustice
than SPAMming. If it's your intent, as you say, not to
ignore injustices you might want to tell Mr. Cooper to
take a chill pill and dial down the nastiness.


Just so everyone knows...this guy is putting words in my mouth
and is probably doing so bc he hates "conservatives", "Christians" and
"lawyers"...


I present the following story of

Two Alligators

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one
turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so
much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids.
I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the courthouse."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and wait fer one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the **** out
of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't
gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the
**** out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but an a**hole and a
briefcase.

Joshuall June 15th, 2005 06:36 PM

Amen Jerry !

--
God Bless America

Josh The Bad Bear



Dwayne E. Cooper June 15th, 2005 11:25 PM

On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 12:36:44 -0500, "Joshuall"
wrote:

Amen Jerry !


And Hallelujah Josh!

"This thing has been tested more than any other lure or rig, and it catches fish
3 to one over any other bait or rig." (Rodney Long - 2/24/01)

"I rarely post to this group, because I fish the Boomerang, and catch
more bass, and bigger bass, than every member of this group, but you,
and those like you, will not let me tell others "HOW" they can, without
ya'll flaming me." (Rodney Long - 3/20/02)

"Ok I have had enough, I'm through with you guys, Y'all don't want to
know anything new,, you just want to know the old stuff, that's fine. I
will let ya'll find out what's coming next like everyone else, in the
magazines, and on TV. Your loss" (Rodney Long - 3/24/02)

"DOn't push me any further, you will live to regret it.
I'm not threating you, I'm warning you, I don't bluff
I have documented and filmed proof of every statement that I have made
to this group concerning the Boomerang and the Long SHot.
What you personally say, is your own business, what you post to the web
as being fact, is not, unless you have proof, and are willing to pay to
defend it. If you would like to have your attorney speak to mine before you make
the worst mistake of your life, that I can arrange." (Rodney Long - 1/26/04)

"...sure I have never been beaten in the same boat with any professional, but that is because I know "how"
to catch them better..," (Rodney Long - 10/12/04)

"Do you understand why I get so upset with some on this group,, there is
no proof they will accept ? Even if I went to one of their little
tournaments, and won it, they would claim I did it using something else." (Rodney Long - 6/12/05)

Ken Fortenberry June 15th, 2005 11:40 PM

Dwayne E. Cooper wrote:
"Joshuall" wrote:
Amen Jerry !


And Hallelujah Josh!
snip


Not one thing you quoted justifies your comparing Rodney
to a thief, a cheat, or a man who would stomp on a fish
to make it legal length.

You were out of line, *WAY* out of line.

Personally, I think Rodney would be a fascinating fishing
companion for a day. Yeah, he's full of **** and full of
himself, (some would say there's no difference ;-), but
by gawd he *is* an interesting and colorful old coot which
is a lot more than can be said for some of the nattering
ninnies on this newsgroup.

--
Ken Fortenberry



Rodney June 16th, 2005 02:11 AM

Dwayne E. Cooper wrote:
On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 12:36:44 -0500, "Joshuall"
wrote:


When does making "true" statements make you wrong

The fear is that I am right.

Time will prove it

--
Rodney Long,
Inventor of the Long Shot "WIGGLE" rig, SpecTastic Thread
Boomerang Fishing Pro. ,Stand Out Hooks ,Stand Out Lures,
Mojo's Rock Hopper & Rig Saver weights, Decoy Activator
and the EZKnot http://www.ezknot.com

Joshuall June 16th, 2005 01:24 PM

Nattering Ninnies ? LOL LOL Fortenberry you just have to pack up yer gear
and come up to NWC. ! ! ! Seriously, are ya going ?

--
God Bless America

Josh The Bad Bear



Charles B. Summers June 16th, 2005 02:28 PM

Neither one of you have been to Wisconsin... have you? What about you Mr.
Cooper? You really out to try it out at least once, cause we'd really like
to meet you guys. (Well, we've already met Josh.... scary! lol)

I'll probably end up driving all the way up there alone, from Tennessee!
Surely you guys can make it from Indiana, Chicagoland, and where ever it is
that Fortenberry is from.


"Joshuall" wrote in message
...
Nattering Ninnies ? LOL LOL Fortenberry you just have to pack up yer gear
and come up to NWC. ! ! ! Seriously, are ya going ?

--
God Bless America

Josh The Bad Bear




Ken Fortenberry June 16th, 2005 03:11 PM

Charles B. Summers wrote:
Neither one of you have been to Wisconsin... have you? What about you Mr.
Cooper? You really out to try it out at least once, cause we'd really like
to meet you guys. (Well, we've already met Josh.... scary! lol)

I'll probably end up driving all the way up there alone, from Tennessee!
Surely you guys can make it from Indiana, Chicagoland, and where ever it is
that Fortenberry is from.

"Joshuall" wrote:
Nattering Ninnies ? LOL LOL Fortenberry you just have to pack up yer gear
and come up to NWC. ! ! ! Seriously, are ya going ?


I'm in Urbana, Illinois just down I57 from Josh in
Chicago and just west on I74 of Dwayne in Indy. I fish in
Wisconsin regularly, in fact I log more days astream in
Wisconsin, Minnesota and North Carolina than in Illinois.

One of the guys in the fly fishing group lives in Merrill.
If he sticks a thermometer in the Prairie River and it
reads 68F or less I'll probably drive up and fish for
trout during the day and socialize with rofb in the evening.
That's the current plan, anyway. The NWC is the last weekend
in August, right ? I'll be fishing somewhere that weekend
may as well be there.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Charles B. Summers June 16th, 2005 03:45 PM

Good Deal Ken!

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...

I'm in Urbana, Illinois just down I57 from Josh in
Chicago and just west on I74 of Dwayne in Indy. I fish in
Wisconsin regularly, in fact I log more days astream in
Wisconsin, Minnesota and North Carolina than in Illinois.

One of the guys in the fly fishing group lives in Merrill.
If he sticks a thermometer in the Prairie River and it
reads 68F or less I'll probably drive up and fish for
trout during the day and socialize with rofb in the evening.
That's the current plan, anyway. The NWC is the last weekend
in August, right ? I'll be fishing somewhere that weekend
may as well be there.

--
Ken Fortenberry





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