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Dave LaCourse August 14th, 2007 09:03 PM

Newbie questions -- after my 1st season of fishing
 
Mike, I just checked Ken's first reply to you. He gave some good
advice because he has fished the ponds that the OP will fish. Ken was
neither sharp or unkind to you. He was matter-of-fact and polite in
his words.

Your reply to him was nasty, insulting, arrogant, and written with
glee. Why is that? He didn't disagree with you. You disagreed with
him. Yet you jump in his **** like the mad man you have become.

Pathetic, Mike. Go back and read the orginal post, Fortenberry's
answer and his reply to you, and then your first reply to Fortenberry.
He gave his opinion, without name calling, without insulting anyone.
You otoh, well....... read it yourself.

Why can't you take criticism? You are a little man, Mike. That's
why. You have nothing going for you in your pathetic little life so
you get a feud going with Ken (and now me and Richard) just like you
did with Gehrke. Gehrke may have been an asshole, but he knew a
helluva lot about flyfishing, and *that* is presisicely why you hated
him. Even in his death he still gets to you. How pathetic to be
obsessed with a dead man. If only you will treat me so. I will LOVE
it!

Dave



Mike[_6_] August 14th, 2007 09:06 PM

Newbie questions -- after my 1st season of fishing
 
On Aug 14, 9:42 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:24:36 -0700, Mike
wrote:

Now **** off and play with somebody else,I have no more time to waste
on the education of fools.


Oh, Mike, if ONLY you would stop educating me. I mean, I have had it
up to here holds hands above his ears with your "education".
Funny, I looked up "rant" in the dictionary and it didn't mention
"education."

I hope the OP takes Fortenberry's adivce (or mine by calling Walt
Winter) because Ken knows what the op will be using and for what, and
has fished that way *successfully* for many years. OTOH, all we have
from you is one skunk in Denmark. Glad I didn't fly over for that
"fishing experience." I mean, I can get skunked right here; I don't
need to fly to Germany and then drive to Denmark for a skunking.

Dave
(I'm betting on ya, Mike)


Well Dave, a very wise man once said, "There is more to fishing than
catching fish", but I could hardly expert an ignorant old fart like
you to either know or appreciate that, now could I?

Also,I didnīt "skunk" in Denmark, quite a few others did, indeed, all
but myself and one other guy, which was most unfortunate, and I would
rather the others had caught something, than caught something myself,
and your really pathetic attempt to use such a thing as an insult and
a jibe, says a very great deal about your total lack of character,and
fishing camaraderie. But we already knew that of course.

Now, I canīt say itīs been pleasant, but I really must get on. Find
someone else to fling your childish **** at
--
Regards and tight lines!

Mike Connor

http://www.mike-connor.homepage.t-online.de/

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/Flycorner?hl=en


[email protected] August 14th, 2007 09:16 PM

Newbie questions -- after my 1st season of fishing
 
On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:49:48 -0700, Mike
wrote:


I have to give a fly-dressing class for the big
boys.

Buttons or zippers? Either way, I'd suggest socks and trompe l'oeil...

HTH,
R

Mike[_6_] August 14th, 2007 09:30 PM

Newbie questions -- after my 1st season of fishing
 
On Aug 14, 10:03 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
Mike, I just checked Ken's first reply to you. He gave some good
advice because he has fished the ponds that the OP will fish. Ken was
neither sharp or unkind to you. He was matter-of-fact and polite in
his words.

Your reply to him was nasty, insulting, arrogant, and written with
glee. Why is that? He didn't disagree with you. You disagreed with
him. Yet you jump in his **** like the mad man you have become.

Pathetic, Mike. Go back and read the orginal post, Fortenberry's
answer and his reply to you, and then your first reply to Fortenberry.
He gave his opinion, without name calling, without insulting anyone.
You otoh, well....... read it yourself.

Why can't you take criticism? You are a little man, Mike. That's
why. You have nothing going for you in your pathetic little life so
you get a feud going with Ken (and now me and Richard) just like you
did with Gehrke. Gehrke may have been an asshole, but he knew a
helluva lot about flyfishing, and *that* is presisicely why you hated
him. Even in his death he still gets to you. How pathetic to be
obsessed with a dead man. If only you will treat me so. I will LOVE
it!

Dave


You just canīt stop running off at the mouth can you? Do you dribble
as well?

I donīt need to go back and read anything at all, my memory is
absolutely excellent, so is my English comprehension. So is my
knowledge of fly-lines, and most especially shooting heads.

Fortenberry is a fatuous vindictive clown, and you are an idiot. So
what else is new? You are also a boring stupid old fart, too
egocentric, ignorant, and full of your sense of self-importance to
think straight, or to see and accept the obvious.

If you had not gone to considerable trouble to insult and provoke me,
for no good reason, I might even feel sorry for you. As it is, I feel
nothing but contempt, and even conversing with you at this distance
makes me feel somehow unclean.

Bye.......

--
Regards and tight lines!

Mike Connor

http://www.mike-connor.homepage.t-online.de/

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/Flycorner?hl=en


Wolfgang August 14th, 2007 09:39 PM

Newbie questions -- after my 1st season of fishing
 

"Mike" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Aug 14, 9:42 pm, "Wolfgang" wrote:
"Mike" wrote in message

oups.com...

You assume you know a lot of things.


Well, I know that you think I assume that.

Your cute sniping from the
sidelines is at least sometimes vaguely amusing,


All depends on which directions it's flying, huh?


Nope, it is often erudite and amusing regardless of direction. Still
pathetic though.


Interesting to see what you pick out as pathetic in this foolfest.

Wolfgang



Mike[_6_] August 14th, 2007 10:09 PM

Newbie questions -- after my 1st season of fishing
 
On Aug 14, 10:39 pm, "Wolfgang" wrote:
"Mike" wrote in message

oups.com...



On Aug 14, 9:42 pm, "Wolfgang" wrote:
"Mike" wrote in message


groups.com...


You assume you know a lot of things.


Well, I know that you think I assume that.


Your cute sniping from the
sidelines is at least sometimes vaguely amusing,


All depends on which directions it's flying, huh?


Nope, it is often erudite and amusing regardless of direction. Still
pathetic though.


Interesting to see what you pick out as pathetic in this foolfest.

Wolfgang


Unfortunately, even my quite extensive vocabulary is often strained to
its utmost when attempting to find suitable descriptions for some of
the denizens here, and their silly and outrageous behaviour.

What I find pathetic in this particular case, is your blanket use of
various tactics, like ridicule, words with more than three syllables,
( which you are well aware is totally unfair to those who only
actually know a few with two, and canīt even string those together
properly, or decipher them either, with any marked degree of
accuracy).

Also, a conversation I had with you, quite some years ago now, comes
to mind, You were going to at least try to educate some of these
assholes. Nobody really expected you to change them into something
resembling sensible human beings, after all, an asshole by any other
name............

However, even after all this time and apparent effort ( 18,000
posts !!! Donīt you sleep much? ), what do we have? A bunch of
STUPID assholes. They are not one whit cleverer than when you
started.

I consider this pathetic. Understandable, unfortunate, unavoidable,
unpleasant, unconscionable, undeserved, and unjust. But still
pathetic. Also, as I already remarked, your selectivity has
deteriorated very considerably as well.

Indeed, one gets the impression that you have failed miserably in your
quest to raise either the tone, or the IQ of this NG, but the attempt
has affected you adversely, and that is just pathetic.

--
Regards and tight lines!

Mike Connor

http://www.mike-connor.homepage.t-online.de/

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/Flycorner?hl=en


Mike[_6_] August 14th, 2007 10:14 PM

Newbie questions -- after my 1st season of fishing
 
On Aug 14, 10:39 pm, "Wolfgang" wrote:

Ooops! Nearly forgot the most important bit! Oneīs expectations of
any particular person are invariably governed by oneīs perceptions of
that person, sometimes quite quickly, sometimes over a longer period
of time. It is quite sobering to have such expectations dashed, as
one is then obliged to admit that oneīs perceptions were seriously
flawed,and that is pathetic.

--
Regards and tight lines!

Mike Connor

http://www.mike-connor.homepage.t-online.de/

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/Flycorner?hl=en


Dave LaCourse August 14th, 2007 10:26 PM

Newbie questions -- after my 1st season of fishing
 
On 14 Aug 2007 20:02:35 GMT, Scott Seidman
wrote:

By the way, 3wts work best if you start with a 11 wff, cut it precisely
into 17ths, take the third section and the 11th section, turn one around,
glue the butts together, and use silly string for a leader, and silly putty
instead of split shot. 'Hic


I've heard that someplace else recently. Strange. Wot?



Dave LaCourse August 14th, 2007 10:30 PM

Newbie questions -- after my 1st season of fishing
 
On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 13:06:46 -0700, Mike
wrote:

Now, I canīt say itīs been pleasant, but I really must get on. Find
someone else to fling your childish **** at


Oh, no. What is this.... the fifth time you've said goodbye to me in
this thread. If only...........

Dave(**** head extradinaire, catcher of many fish and beautiful women)



Dave LaCourse August 14th, 2007 10:46 PM

Newbie questions -- after my 1st season of fishing
 
On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 13:30:03 -0700, Mike
wrote:

You just canīt stop running off at the mouth can you? Do you dribble
as well?


Actually I dribble quite well, thank you. Not as well as my
grandsons, but I can shoot pretty well, but again, not as well as
they. Of course they've been to basketball camp and played on varsity
in high school, and it has been more than 50 years since I was in high
school. I could go on and on about my dribbling, but I'll save it for
another day. Wot?

I donīt need to go back and read anything at all, my memory is
absolutely excellent, so is my English comprehension. So is my
knowledge of fly-lines, and most especially shooting heads.


Well, I really do suggest you reread his reply to you. There were no
insults, no name calling, just plain good ole' happy English. No
bull****, no argument, no hate. Just good advise.

Fortenberry is a fatuous vindictive clown, and you are an idiot. So
what else is new? You are also a boring stupid old fart, too
egocentric, ignorant, and full of your sense of self-importance to
think straight, or to see and accept the obvious.


Oh, you mean like a good bass taper for his fly rod fishing in small
ponds in Fortenberry's neighborhood, the same type of equipment
Fortenberry uses *SUCCESSFULLY*. That is what is bothering you, isn't
it, Mike? Fortenberry is a successful flyfisherman, as was Gehrke.

If you had not gone to considerable trouble to insult and provoke me,
for no good reason, I might even feel sorry for you.


Hahahaha. I need not your pity, Mike. Save it for the homosexuals
you encounter.

As it is, I feel
nothing but contempt, and even conversing with you at this distance
makes me feel somehow unclean.


Well, you be the one that is getting yourself dirtier and dirtier and
dirtier. Mygawd, you've said goodbye five times already.

Bye.......


Six!

Do you remember where you left your cape, Mike? Hopefully you will
soon find it.

Dave
(who doesn't need a cape, but shuts the **** up for months when he
knows he is wrong)



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