I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

jminpa wrote:

All this stuff is just to keep newbies away from claves, right?

Mostly it's the last remnants of testosterone being delivered
safely via keyboard. For all the threats thrown about around
here the only one I've ever taken seriously was from Mark Bowen
and that's because he packs an illegal concealed handgun and
has a history of drunk and disorderly arrests and bar fights.

Most everybody else is harmless, especially me. But if some
wild-eyed guy with a grey ponytail thrusts a bottle of Wild
Turkey in your face and says, "Drink or die, mother****er,"
go ahead and take a good swig. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

jminpa wrote:

All this stuff is just to keep newbies away from claves, right?

Mostly it's the last remnants of testosterone being delivered
safely via keyboard. For all the threats thrown about around
here the only one I've ever taken seriously was from Mark Bowen
and that's because he packs an illegal concealed handgun and
has a history of drunk and disorderly arrests and bar fights.

Most everybody else is harmless, especially me. But if some
wild-eyed guy with a grey ponytail thrusts a bottle of Wild
Turkey in your face and says, "Drink or die, mother****er,"
go ahead and take a good swig. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Jeff wrote:
...
asshole... not to mention a bit lazy for not just following ol rw
into that tent and taking care of business by giving him the beating
you seemed so prepared to deliver...

Another nitwit heard from. I have NEVER threatened anyone on roff
with physical violence and I have NEVER had any intention whatsoever
of engaging in fisticuffs at a 'Clave. Make of that whatever you will,
but quit trying to make me out to be so stupid as to make idle threats
in a public forum or brawl with a putz in a National Forest
campground.

I don't think I'd be blowing streams of Marlboro smoke in someone's face
unless I was ready and willing to get down to bidness, but maybe that's
just me. I *would*, however, flick a cigarette butt in their general
direction without fear of repercussion. Then again, both of these would
be reliant on being a smoker, and I'm not *that* stupid. ;-)
--
TL,
Tim
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http://css.sbcma.com/timj

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Jeff wrote:
...
asshole... not to mention a bit lazy for not just following ol rw
into that tent and taking care of business by giving him the beating
you seemed so prepared to deliver...

Another nitwit heard from. I have NEVER threatened anyone on roff
with physical violence and I have NEVER had any intention whatsoever
of engaging in fisticuffs at a 'Clave. Make of that whatever you will,
but quit trying to make me out to be so stupid as to make idle threats
in a public forum or brawl with a putz in a National Forest
campground.

I don't think I'd be blowing streams of Marlboro smoke in someone's face
unless I was ready and willing to get down to bidness, but maybe that's
just me. I *would*, however, flick a cigarette butt in their general
direction without fear of repercussion. Then again, both of these would
be reliant on being a smoker, and I'm not *that* stupid. ;-)
--
TL,
Tim
------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

Tim J. wrote:

I don't think I'd be blowing streams of Marlboro smoke in someone's face
unless I was ready and willing to get down to bidness, but maybe that's
just me. ...

You've never met Barnard, have you ? A dirty look and a stream of
smoke and he'll scurry away unscathed, situation defused, silliness
avoided. I'm all for avoiding silliness.

--
Ken Fortenberry

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

Tim J. wrote:

I don't think I'd be blowing streams of Marlboro smoke in someone's face
unless I was ready and willing to get down to bidness, but maybe that's
just me. ...

You've never met Barnard, have you ? A dirty look and a stream of
smoke and he'll scurry away unscathed, situation defused, silliness
avoided. I'm all for avoiding silliness.

--
Ken Fortenberry

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

Ken, there's a whole ****load of questions you didn't answer. So, BOoB
(Beautimous Oracle of Budweiser), could you please use your divining 7 iron
on the following?:
1. Do you really think that anybody believes that Frank, the Younger, can't
wade 20 feet without falling in?
2. Do you really think that anybody seriously believes that Dave cooks
poisonous breakfasts, in his BVDs, at claves?
3. Do you think anyone believes that Bob Skinner is a rap music fan?
4. Does anyone really believe that John Denver was an NFL quarterback?
5. Did PJ Roberts really swim acress the lake with a rattlesnake in his
teeth?
6. Did Waldo's waders really stink that horribly?
Well, scratch #6. That one would cause some serious flashbacks.

--
Frank Reid
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I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

Ken, there's a whole ****load of questions you didn't answer. So, BOoB
(Beautimous Oracle of Budweiser), could you please use your divining 7 iron
on the following?:
1. Do you really think that anybody believes that Frank, the Younger, can't
wade 20 feet without falling in?
2. Do you really think that anybody seriously believes that Dave cooks
poisonous breakfasts, in his BVDs, at claves?
3. Do you think anyone believes that Bob Skinner is a rap music fan?
4. Does anyone really believe that John Denver was an NFL quarterback?
5. Did PJ Roberts really swim acress the lake with a rattlesnake in his
teeth?
6. Did Waldo's waders really stink that horribly?
Well, scratch #6. That one would cause some serious flashbacks.

--
Frank Reid
Reverse email to reply

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
m...
Mostly it's the last remnants of testosterone being delivered
safely via keyboard. For all the threats thrown about around
here the only one I've ever taken seriously was from Mark Bowen
and that's because he packs an illegal concealed handgun and
has a history of drunk and disorderly arrests and bar fights.

Ok, hears a fine and perfevct example of just one of li'l kennie's lies.
Please, post to ROFF any record , in any state or country for that matter,
where I have been arrested for drunk and disorderly. Come on li'l kennie,
prove me wrong, and don't say that I have posted such in the past and you
ain't got time to look it up.

If you were such a chicken **** you'd show-up at a 'clave where I am in
attendance.

You are going to be attending the Penns this year, RIGHT?

Most everybody else is harmless, especially me.

You are far from harmless, except when you think you might have to meet face
to face with someone you have insulted on ROFF.

But if some wild-eyed guy with a grey ponytail thrusts a bottle of Wild
Turkey in your face and says, "Drink or die, mother****er,"
go ahead and take a good swig. ;-)

I'd love to see a meeting between you and Mr. Roberts in the near future.
While I don't know Mr. Roberts personally, I'd bet one of my last two
dollars that he ain't near as civil as Mr. Miller, when riled. And I'd bet
my final dollar that you'd **** yourself silly, if you called Mr. Miller a
lazy, rude and stupid ****tard in Mr. Roberts' presence. Of course, I could
be wrong, Mr. Miller might just fool me and cause you to runaway, screaming
like the li'l girl that you are, before Mr. Roberts could get his hands on
ya.

Mark --Who wishes he were able to hear the conversations of some of li'l
kennies' western buddies, just after li'l kennie left the room.--

Mark

--
Ken Fortenberry

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
m...
Mostly it's the last remnants of testosterone being delivered
safely via keyboard. For all the threats thrown about around
here the only one I've ever taken seriously was from Mark Bowen
and that's because he packs an illegal concealed handgun and
has a history of drunk and disorderly arrests and bar fights.

Ok, hears a fine and perfevct example of just one of li'l kennie's lies.
Please, post to ROFF any record , in any state or country for that matter,
where I have been arrested for drunk and disorderly. Come on li'l kennie,
prove me wrong, and don't say that I have posted such in the past and you
ain't got time to look it up.

If you were such a chicken **** you'd show-up at a 'clave where I am in
attendance.

You are going to be attending the Penns this year, RIGHT?

Most everybody else is harmless, especially me.

You are far from harmless, except when you think you might have to meet face
to face with someone you have insulted on ROFF.

But if some wild-eyed guy with a grey ponytail thrusts a bottle of Wild
Turkey in your face and says, "Drink or die, mother****er,"
go ahead and take a good swig. ;-)

I'd love to see a meeting between you and Mr. Roberts in the near future.
While I don't know Mr. Roberts personally, I'd bet one of my last two
dollars that he ain't near as civil as Mr. Miller, when riled. And I'd bet
my final dollar that you'd **** yourself silly, if you called Mr. Miller a
lazy, rude and stupid ****tard in Mr. Roberts' presence. Of course, I could
be wrong, Mr. Miller might just fool me and cause you to runaway, screaming
like the li'l girl that you are, before Mr. Roberts could get his hands on
ya.

Mark --Who wishes he were able to hear the conversations of some of li'l
kennies' western buddies, just after li'l kennie left the room.--

Mark

--
Ken Fortenberry