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Wolfgang October 25th, 2003 01:23 AM

i hate baseball..
 

"rw" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
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Typical Wolfgang -- prose just this side of the purple part of the
spectrum, intended to show his erudition, so superior to everyone
else's. It's a cheap trick.




You are certain of the authorship, then? :)


You've resorted to plagarism in the past,


Now, I ask you, how the **** would someone who doesn't read this tripe know
that? Huh?

so I wouldn't be surprised if you've nicked it from someone.


And that would be your idea of a cutting remark, would it? Not quite up to
the standard of "I'd vote for the bitch being drawn and quartered by those
self-same mules", either in taste or in literary quality, but I suppose
it'll have to do for now.

I also wouldn't be surprised at your taste in writing


Nor would you have anything resembling a clue as to what my tastes might be.

(with apologies to Greg).


Don't buy it, Greg. As I'm sure you have guessed long before now, this
piece of **** has never offerred a sincere apology to anyone in his life.
By the way, I hope you appreciate the fact that Stevie has seen fit to
include you in this little tea party. :)

Wolfgang
um.....p.s.
who do you suppose DID write that sorta violetish prose, huh,
steve?.....anything vaguely familiar about that style.....the syntax,
perhaps......peculiarities of punctuation....idiosyncratic tone.....notable
voice.....quirky mood?



Jeff Miller October 25th, 2003 01:32 AM

i hate baseball..
 


rw wrote:


Whatever Wolfgang's faults, he doesn't suffer from self doubt.


indeed...nor do those who've actually met and spent time with him doubt
his self, nor his doubtless suffering.

jeff (who is suckling at the nipple that used to be his elbow)


Jeff Miller October 25th, 2003 01:36 AM

i hate baseball..
 


Greg Pavlov wrote:

On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:53:14 -0500, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


The common chub, while lacking from a sporting perspective and
unpleasing to the eye, is palatable enough when properly smoked, is
available throughout the year, and it's reckless assault on virtually
anything presented, albeit with another quarry in mind, has saved many
a humble neophyte from returning homeward, dignity and aspirations
crushed, with an empty creel.




That is one hell of a sentence.


obviously costructed after too many pasties, cheese toast with garlic.
and fine wine, while gazing longingly at the beauty of becky...

jeff (who admires the weakness in a man's soul)



Jeff Miller October 25th, 2003 01:39 AM

i hate baseball..
 


rw wrote:

It's a cheap trick.


um... well, i disagree on the "cheap" bit...but, as far as the magic
part, well, ok, i agree...

jeff (who knows art and pornography when he sees it)


Jeff Miller October 25th, 2003 01:44 AM

i hate baseball..
 


Wolfgang wrote:


pastiche of haphazardly tossed metaphors. :(



damn...i knew it...is that what i ate in michigan you *******!

jeff (still digestin it all)


a-happy-up-yours October 25th, 2003 01:47 AM

i hate baseball..
 
Jeff Miller wrote:


rw wrote:


Whatever Wolfgang's faults, he doesn't suffer from self doubt.


indeed...nor do those who've actually met and spent time with him doubt
his self, nor his doubtless suffering.

jeff (who is suckling at the nipple that used to be his elbow)

WHOA!!!!
You're suckling Wolfgang's elbow?

Man, this is getting weird......


Tom

n4tab at earthlink dot net


Jeff Miller October 25th, 2003 01:53 AM

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oh jeezus dave... have you ever actually met and spent a moment with
wolfgang? for someone who seems to be driven by concrete data, logic,
and substance, this post reveals more about superficial qualities than
one would expect of an artist like yourself... perhaps you should visit
the rust belt more often, eh?

jeff

David Snedeker wrote:

Stev
Don't take him too seriously, its hard to ignore but he is basically
cyclical. ie disassembles in a heap of word salad about every six months or
so. Some say he's not too bad to fish with. On a day-to-day basis he's more
like an annoying fly you can't quite swat. Cold weather coming in the rust
belt should slow him down a bit.

Dave






Ken Fortenberry October 25th, 2003 01:55 AM

i hate baseball..
 
Jeff Miller wrote:
Wolfgang wrote:

pastiche of haphazardly tossed metaphors. :(


damn...i knew it...is that what i ate in michigan you *******!


Nah, that was probably the dangling participle bruschetta. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry


rw October 25th, 2003 01:59 AM

i hate baseball..
 
Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
. ..


Typical Wolfgang -- prose just this side of the purple part of the
spectrum, intended to show his erudition, so superior to everyone
else's. It's a cheap trick.




You are certain of the authorship, then? :)


You've resorted to plagarism in the past, so I wouldn't be surprised if
you've nicked it from someone. I also wouldn't be surprised at your
taste in writing (with apologies to Greg).

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.


Wolfgang October 25th, 2003 02:13 AM

i hate baseball..
 

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:FDjmb.101242$AH4.52444@lakeread06...


.......gazing longingly at the beauty of becky...


Who, upon gazing at the above, says, "Awwwwww.......I just KNEW there was
something I liked about that boy! :) "

Wolfgang
well, they say there is no accounting for taste.




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