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Mark H. Bowen September 23rd, 2004 10:51 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Tim J." wrote in message
...
I don't think I'd be blowing streams of Marlboro smoke in someone's face
unless I was ready and willing to get down to bidness, but maybe that's
just me. I *would*, however, flick a cigarette butt in their general
direction without fear of repercussion. Then again, both of these would
be reliant on being a smoker, and I'm not *that* stupid. ;-)
--
TL,
Tim


The part that grates my nerve so much is where li'l kennie trashes one of
our most sacred fishin' grounds by litterin' it with a cigarette butt!
While I am stupid enough to smoke, ALL my cigarette butts are accounted for
at the end of the day and disposed of properly.

What about it li'l kennie, was this on National Forest land? Did you
actually LITTER in one of OUR National Forests?

Mark --this is serious fellas, li'l kennies a litterbug I tell ya!--


Mark H. Bowen September 23rd, 2004 10:51 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Tim J." wrote in message
...
I don't think I'd be blowing streams of Marlboro smoke in someone's face
unless I was ready and willing to get down to bidness, but maybe that's
just me. I *would*, however, flick a cigarette butt in their general
direction without fear of repercussion. Then again, both of these would
be reliant on being a smoker, and I'm not *that* stupid. ;-)
--
TL,
Tim


The part that grates my nerve so much is where li'l kennie trashes one of
our most sacred fishin' grounds by litterin' it with a cigarette butt!
While I am stupid enough to smoke, ALL my cigarette butts are accounted for
at the end of the day and disposed of properly.

What about it li'l kennie, was this on National Forest land? Did you
actually LITTER in one of OUR National Forests?

Mark --this is serious fellas, li'l kennies a litterbug I tell ya!--


rw September 23rd, 2004 10:52 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

I'm all for avoiding silliness.


You are the personification of silliness, especially with that goofy hat
of yours.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

rw September 23rd, 2004 10:52 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

I'm all for avoiding silliness.


You are the personification of silliness, especially with that goofy hat
of yours.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Tom Littleton September 23rd, 2004 10:53 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
jminpa notes:

All this stuff is just to keep newbies away from claves, right?


not to worry, all that happens is that Fortenberry stays away. No one seems to
notice, either.
Tom

Tom Littleton September 23rd, 2004 10:53 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
jminpa notes:

All this stuff is just to keep newbies away from claves, right?


not to worry, all that happens is that Fortenberry stays away. No one seems to
notice, either.
Tom

rw September 23rd, 2004 10:54 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Frank Reid wrote:
6. Did Waldo's waders really stink that horribly?
Well, scratch #6. That one would cause some serious flashbacks.


I can't honestly say they stank, because I was no doubt exuding some
odors of my own, but they were godawful ugly.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

rw September 23rd, 2004 10:54 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Frank Reid wrote:
6. Did Waldo's waders really stink that horribly?
Well, scratch #6. That one would cause some serious flashbacks.


I can't honestly say they stank, because I was no doubt exuding some
odors of my own, but they were godawful ugly.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Ken Fortenberry September 23rd, 2004 10:57 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Frank Reid wrote:

Ken, there's a whole ****load of questions you didn't answer. So, BOoB
(Beautimous Oracle of Budweiser), could you please use your divining 7 iron
on the following?:
1. Do you really think that anybody believes that Frank, the Younger, can't
wade 20 feet without falling in?


Maybe 20, but at 35 I could get odds on at least a half-Reid.

2. Do you really think that anybody seriously believes that Dave cooks
poisonous breakfasts, in his BVDs, at claves?


Well, I sure as hell do ! I've seen it with my own eyes and
I wish to God Almighty I could erase THAT mental image.

3. Do you think anyone believes that Bob Skinner is a rap music fan?


You ever smelled those cigars he smokes ? Oh yeah, Snoop Skinner
is most definitely whacked out on good drugs and enjoying rap music.

4. Does anyone really believe that John Denver was an NFL quarterback?


Wolfie claimed that he did. Go figure.

5. Did PJ Roberts really swim acress the lake with a rattlesnake in his
teeth?


You bet, and he was naked and towing a party barge full of Las Vegas
showgirls and calypso musicians by the rope attached to his ankle.

6. Did Waldo's waders really stink that horribly?
Well, scratch #6. That one would cause some serious flashbacks.


Bless you.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry September 23rd, 2004 10:57 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Frank Reid wrote:

Ken, there's a whole ****load of questions you didn't answer. So, BOoB
(Beautimous Oracle of Budweiser), could you please use your divining 7 iron
on the following?:
1. Do you really think that anybody believes that Frank, the Younger, can't
wade 20 feet without falling in?


Maybe 20, but at 35 I could get odds on at least a half-Reid.

2. Do you really think that anybody seriously believes that Dave cooks
poisonous breakfasts, in his BVDs, at claves?


Well, I sure as hell do ! I've seen it with my own eyes and
I wish to God Almighty I could erase THAT mental image.

3. Do you think anyone believes that Bob Skinner is a rap music fan?


You ever smelled those cigars he smokes ? Oh yeah, Snoop Skinner
is most definitely whacked out on good drugs and enjoying rap music.

4. Does anyone really believe that John Denver was an NFL quarterback?


Wolfie claimed that he did. Go figure.

5. Did PJ Roberts really swim acress the lake with a rattlesnake in his
teeth?


You bet, and he was naked and towing a party barge full of Las Vegas
showgirls and calypso musicians by the rope attached to his ankle.

6. Did Waldo's waders really stink that horribly?
Well, scratch #6. That one would cause some serious flashbacks.


Bless you.

--
Ken Fortenberry


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