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On Jan 28, 4:35*pm, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead
Democrat in the road?
A: Vultures will eat the skunk.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people
have.

Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

Q: Why did God create Democrats?
A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first
job?
A: What would you like to have with your french fries, sir?

Q. How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it really gets screwed.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!

They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he
left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. When he
got there he didn't know where he was. And it was all done on a
government grant.

Imbecile.

g.

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On Jan 29, 9:47*am, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:
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Q;How many pretend CPAs does it take to screw up someones tax return?
A:One. Which is why the IRS is going to make these guys take a
qualifying test after their research shows close to a 3/4th error
rate.

Q:How many years can a pretend CPA, pretend they are "studying to take
the Exam" when they are actually diddling away their time mouthing
Aryan Nations-like bullcrap?
A:Can't tell for sure but one Colorado dufus seems to be going for a
new record.

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yawwnn.....hey DaveS...ever thought about getting a
hobby?


what a lib tard...








On Feb 5, 12:55*am, DaveS wrote:
On Jan 29, 9:47*am, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:

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Q;How many pretend CPAs does it take to screw up someones tax return?
A:One. Which is why the IRS is going to make these guys take a
qualifying test after their research shows close to a 3/4th error
rate.

Q:How many years can a pretend CPA, pretend they are "studying to take
the Exam" when they are actually diddling away their time mouthing
Aryan Nations-like bullcrap?
A:Can't tell for sure but one Colorado dufus seems to be going for a
new record.

Thank you, Mr. O.
 

" Aryan Nations-like bullcrap "

funny...hey, your butt boy comrade hussein is a retard...watching
him go down is funnier that sh%$....the lib tards sure did step in it
this time...putting a clown like this in charge of our great nation...


watch & learn what goes down......btw: i am having (once again) a
great tax season...more $$ for fishing gear..... cheers to all...

Thank you, Mr. O.
 

On Feb 5, 4:43*am, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:
yawwnn.....hey DaveS...ever thought about getting a
hobby?

what a lib tard...

On Feb 5, 12:55*am, DaveS wrote:



On Jan 29, 9:47*am, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:

yes they are...

Imbecile.

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Q;How many pretend CPAs does it take to screw up someones tax return?
A:One. Which is why the IRS is going to make these guys take a
qualifying test after their research shows close to a 3/4th error
rate.

Q:How many years can a pretend CPA, pretend they are "studying to take
the Exam" when they are actually diddling away their time mouthing
Aryan Nations-like bullcrap?
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Sure, I like doing all kinds of hobby stuff. I especially like ****ing
on Aryan Nations wannabees like you. I would appreciate it if you were
smarter, more nimble, maybe less of a wimp, but hey I make do with the
sport available. In an ideal world I'd run you with dogs and a
Louieville Slugger but I am already on PETA's **** list.

Dave

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On Feb 5, 12:58*pm, DaveS wrote:
On Feb 5, 4:43*am, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:





yawwnn.....hey DaveS...ever thought about getting a
hobby?

what a lib tard...

On Feb 5, 12:55*am, DaveS wrote:

On Jan 29, 9:47*am, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:

yes they are...

Imbecile.

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Q;How many pretend CPAs does it take to screw up someones tax return?
A:One. Which is why the IRS is going to make these guys take a
qualifying test after their research shows close to a 3/4th error
rate.

Q:How many years can a pretend CPA, pretend they are "studying to take
the Exam" when they are actually diddling away their time mouthing
Aryan Nations-like bullcrap?
A:Can't tell for sure but one Colorado dufus seems to be going for a
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Sure, I like doing all kinds of hobby stuff. I especially like ****ing
on Aryan Nations wannabees like you. I would appreciate it if you were
smarter, more nimble, maybe less of a wimp, but hey I make do with the
sport available. In an ideal world I'd run you with dogs and a
Louieville Slugger but I am already on PETA's **** list.

Dave

I just talked to Debbie Dumstruk, "National Mediums Laision" for Peta.

Me: So, what's your organization's position with regard to legume
cruelty?

Debbie: Ooh, those itty bitty monkeys with the big eyes? I divine
that we hate that!

Me: Um......o.k.



I think your safe.....for now.

giles
the wind up.....the pitch......fastball down the middle.

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On Feb 5, 11:20*am, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:
" Aryan Nations-like bullcrap "

funny...hey, your butt boy comrade hussein is a retard...watching
him go down is funnier that sh%$....the lib tards sure did step in it
this time...putting a clown like this in charge of our great nation...

watch & learn what goes down......btw: i am having (once again) a
great tax season...more $$ for fishing gear..... * cheers to all...

Dumbass.

g.

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"Giles" wrote in message
...
Dumbass.

true enough, but nowhere near as slow-witted as the folks who send him 'tax
work' to do....
Tom

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" folks who send him 'tax
work' to do.... "




.........there are many , he, he, he.....