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Conan The Librarian April 25th, 2008 01:02 PM

I need help.
 
Halfordian Golfer wrote:

On Apr 24, 8:18 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:

So you been doing any subsistence fishing recently?


Yes.

Onion encrusted grouper 4/22/08 (Newcastles)
Mahi Mahi topped with crab sauce and finished in the broiler 4/23/08
(Newcastles)
Grouper in white crab sauce on spinach and rice 4/24/08 (Fosters)


You don't know what "subsistence fishing" means.

I thank The Creator for the blessings and bounty of this earth.


You had any chats with "The Creator" recently?


Chuck Vance (that could explain a lot)

Wolfgang April 25th, 2008 01:23 PM

I need help.
 

"daytripper" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:46:45 -0700 (PDT), Halfordian Golfer
wrote:

On Apr 24, 11:17 am, "JT" wrote:
"Halfordian Golfer" wrote in message

...



LOL. And you call me a troll.

OBROFF: I'd still like to hear from the original author what he meant
by "hating to see bait fishermen with stringers of dead fish". I might
owe him an apology and you know I'd rather crap glass from a broken
shiner bock bottle.

Your pal,

Halfordian Golfer

Putting words in peoples mouth again eh? He said nothing about dead
fish...

The OP's original post:
"I have been out FF four times so far this year. Today I was at the
Black
River in Hackelbarney. I have not had any luck yet. I used GRHE,Pheasant
Tail,Royal Coachman Wet, and a Adams dry. I used a 7.5 to 9 FT leader
including tippit( both 4X). The thing that I hate is I see bait guys
with a stringer full of fish.This is basically my second season FF. Is
my lack of success normal. I am tying my own flies, but do buy
sometimes. I dont know what else to try. Any suggestions?"

You misunderstood what he was saying. Do as you will, however I would
suggest you go crap some glass...

Good luck with those demons,
JT
Catch & Release fishing is a conservation effort to protect stream
viability for the future generations, while enjoying the sport of
fishing.


JT

If you're going to debate please try to keep up.

The quote was from the "original author" of this thread and was quoted
exactly as typed.


Nope.

I asked him for clarification and he did NOT respond.


He's smarter than many others here? ;-)

I'll ask again right now: Tim - when you said you hated to see "bait
fishermen with stringers of dead fish" what did you mean.

Your pal,

Halfordian Golfer


He never used the word "dead".

Here's the OP's first post on this topic:

On Apr 21, 4:06pm, tim wrote:
I have been out FF four times so far this year. Today I was at the Black
River in Hackelbarney. I have not had any luck yet. I used GRHE,Pheasant
Tail,Royal Coachman Wet, and a Adams dry. I used a 7.5 to 9 FT leader
including tippit( both 4X). The thing that I hate is I see bait guys
with a stringer full of fish.This is basically my second season FF. Is
my lack of success normal. I am tying my own flies, but do buy
sometimes. I dont know what else to try. Any suggestions?


/daytripper (for the record)


And the record displays incontestably that despite having the original at
his disposal, despite having the original recopied for his perusal, he STILL
can't get it right. Let's see if the third time is the charm. :)

Wolfgang
who knows that invoking dementia, however clearly present and at work, is
entirely superfluous when plain old stupidity covers the bases nicely.



Wolfgang April 25th, 2008 01:26 PM

I need help.
 

"Halfordian Golfer" wrote in message
...
On Apr 24, 8:18 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:
Halfordian Golfer wrote:
What?


So you been doing any subsistence fishing recently?

Chuck Vance


Yes.

Onion encrusted grouper 4/22/08 (Newcastles)
Mahi Mahi topped with crab sauce and finished in the broiler 4/23/08
(Newcastles)
Grouper in white crab sauce on spinach and rice 4/24/08 (Fosters)


Ah, raping the streams AND all the oceans of the world. You ever wonder
where guilt comes from?

I thank The Creator for the blessings and bounty of this earth.


You're welcome.

Your pal,


You're a liar.

Halfordian Golfer


Cretin.

Wolfgang



Ken Fortenberry[_2_] April 25th, 2008 01:31 PM

I need help.
 
Conan The Librarian wrote:
Halfordian Golfer wrote:
I thank The Creator for the blessings and bounty of this earth.


You had any chats with "The Creator" recently?


That hits the nail on the head. Tim's C&R dementia has no
basis in logic or even common sense, it is strictly his
own personal religion. The guy is sick in the head and
poor of spirit.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wolfgang April 25th, 2008 01:33 PM

I need help.
 

wrote in message
...
On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:51:51 -0700, "JT"
wrote:


wrote in message
. ..

Suppose you catch a fish you don't want to eat while fishing for fish
you
do want to eat?

TC,
R


Don't be surprised by the response you got.


I'm not surprised by any response around here.

I've asked Mr. Bone the same
question several time, he generally dances around it. In your case, he
just
acted dumb...

It's a waste of time trying to get honest answers, many have tired.


Ah, well, see, there's something in my favor - I didn't give a hoot in
hell about the honesty of his answers.


Yeah, but that's just because honesty is a meaningless concept for you. See
below.

JT
Catch & Release is a conservation effort to protect stream viability for
the
future generations, while enjoying the sport of fishing.


"Catch and Release," as in catching targeted fish with the intent of
releasing them, for sporting purposes, is not conservation and it does
nothing to protect "stream viability." The only rational is so that
humans can tell themselves such stuff. If the fish need protecting,
humans shouldn't be fishing for them. Conservation is limiting catches,
slot limits, etc., and there is no need for "conservation" when the fish
are farmed/stocked for the sole purpose of allowing humans to catch
them. There's no reason, on waters that are (objectively) fishable, to
prevent people from releasing "sporting" species (invasive species that
need to be removed are another story) if they wish to, but that does not
translate into the releasing of such fish being necessary or
"conservation."


See what I mean? :)

Seriously, though, the southern Mississippi school of law and transparent
murk has much to be proud of.

Wolfgang



Wolfgang April 25th, 2008 01:37 PM

I need help.
 

"Halfordian Golfer" wrote in message
...
On Apr 24, 8:48 am, "Wolfgang" wrote:
[snip]
Given that the experts can't identify a greenback cutthroat, that they
propagated, stock and protected the wrong "wild" fish for twenty years,
it
is hardly surprising that it is endangered.

[snip]

I'm glad you brought that up Wolfman. That's an excellent point.


blush Really? You think so? Well.......gosh. blush

Yet here people claim they can tell the difference between a stream
born versus stocked trout simply because they're 'stupid'.

And people wonder why....oh never mind.


Sometimes.....not often, but every once in a while.....I flirt with the
notion of pitying you.

Your pal,


You're a liar.

TBone
Guilt replaced the creel.


Pez-head.

Wolfgang



Wolfgang April 25th, 2008 01:40 PM

I need help.
 

"Halfordian Golfer" wrote in message
...

The risk of genetic extinction through hybridization
is real.


I don't think so. There you are, and monkeys and humans are still doing
fine, thank you very much.


You'd do well to read authors other than me Wolfman.


Read? Who's got time for that?

I'm flattered and
all but there's a big world out there waiting for you and some of
these guys are a lot more eloquent.


Ya think?

"In southeast Idaho, one of the greatest threats to native cutthroat
trout diversity has been the wide spread introduction of rainbow trout
that are not ..."

http://www.isu.edu/~keelerne/Cutthroat_trout_cons.html


I suggest that the greatest threat to native cutthroat trout might have
something to do with the fact that no one appears able to identify them.
Well, that and your gluttinous maw.

Your pal,


You're a liar.

TBone
A cash flow runs through it.


Seek professional help. Seriously.

Wolfgang



Halfordian Golfer April 25th, 2008 01:50 PM

I need help.
 
On Apr 24, 10:18 pm, "Charlie Wilson"
wrote:
Moe wrote:
Hey Charlie,


Will you please recommend some reading by Ted?


My most recent read was "Merles Door", which didn't speak all that much
of fishing, aside from hooking up with the dog on the San Juan. You would
enjoy "Bloodties" and "Out There", but "Heart of Home" was the one that
seemed most to mirror the arguments you've made. You ineloquent puke
;^)....


LOL Thanks Charlie!

Moe

Halfordian Golfer April 25th, 2008 01:52 PM

I need help.
 
On Apr 25, 8:02 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:
Halfordian Golfer wrote:
On Apr 24, 8:18 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:


So you been doing any subsistence fishing recently?


Yes.


Onion encrusted grouper 4/22/08 (Newcastles)
Mahi Mahi topped with crab sauce and finished in the broiler 4/23/08
(Newcastles)
Grouper in white crab sauce on spinach and rice 4/24/08 (Fosters)


You don't know what "subsistence fishing" means.

I thank The Creator for the blessings and bounty of this earth.


You had any chats with "The Creator" recently?

Chuck Vance (that could explain a lot)



We all eat Chuck. Some augment our diet with fishing and hunting. We
subsist.

Yes.

Your pal,

Halfordian Golfer
A cash flow runs through it

Halfordian Golfer April 25th, 2008 01:55 PM

I need help.
 
Fish on stringers are dead. The emphasis was mine. Still haven't heard
back from him on what he meant. But, clearly others (Dennis) read it
the same way I did and it's a little annoying when someone who starts
a thread does not even maintain it. That's his second noob offense.

Bone


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