I need help.
 

On Apr 25, 8:40*am, "Wolfgang" wrote:

Read? *Who's got time for that?

And so NOW who's the troll?

:-)

Wm

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wrote in message
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On Apr 25, 8:40 am, "Wolfgang" wrote:

Read? Who's got time for that?

And so NOW who's the troll?

:-)

Wm

****

I can smoke out a librarian in a heartbeat. :)

Wolfgang
who finished his third heinrich book a couple of weeks ago and now only has
about a dozen to go.

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Halfordian Golfer wrote:


Fish on stringers are dead. The emphasis was mine.

Heh. You put his statement in quotes and used it as if it were his
own words. You got called on it and denied it even when the words were
right there in front of you.

Still haven't heard
back from him on what he meant. But, clearly others (Dennis) read it
the same way I did and it's a little annoying when someone who starts
a thread does not even maintain it. That's his second noob offense.

Jeezus, if you had posted an innocent question and stirred up a
****storm like this, do you think you'd be "maintaining" the thread?


Chuck Vance

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"Halfordian Golfer" wrote in message
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Fish on stringers are dead. The emphasis was mine.

Just when you think the boy couldn't possibly get any more pathetic......

Still haven't heard back from him on what he meant.

Ah. I think I can help out with that. I believe what he meant was
something like:

"I have been out FF four times so far this year. Today I was at the Black
River in Hackelbarney. I have not had any luck yet. I used GRHE,Pheasant
Tail,Royal Coachman Wet, and a Adams dry. I used a 7.5 to 9 FT leader
including tippit( both 4X). The thing that I hate is I see bait guys
with a stringer full of fish.This is basically my second season FF. Is
my lack of success normal. I am tying my own flies, but do buy
sometimes. I dont know what else to try. Any suggestions?"

But, clearly others (Dennis) read it the same way I did

I don't suppose it would help to point out, once again, that what is clear
to you need not be supposed to bear any resemblance whatsoever to reality,
huh?

and it's a little annoying when someone who starts
a thread does not even maintain it.

timmie's annoyed......well.....gosh.

That's his second noob offense.

Uh oh. Skating on thin ice. You suppose he has any idea of what trouble he
is on the brink of?

Wolfgang

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Halfordian Golfer wrote:

On Apr 25, 8:02 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:

You don't know what "subsistence fishing" means.

I thank The Creator for the blessings and bounty of this earth.

You had any chats with "The Creator" recently?

We all eat Chuck. Some augment our diet with fishing and hunting. We
subsist.

We all eat. We all (in this group) fish for sport. Some of us keep
some of the fish we catch. We all subsist, but none of us "fish for
subsistence"

You seem intent on trying to fool yourself into thinking you are
carrying on in some noble caveman tradition by "fishing for subsistence".

You're not.

Yes.

So is "The Creator" a male or female? Did he/she tell you to carry
on this silly charade or did you come up with it on your own?


Chuck Vance (a messianic complex runs through it)

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On Apr 25, 8:26 am, "Wolfgang" wrote:
"Halfordian Golfer" wrote in message

...

On Apr 24, 8:18 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:
Halfordian Golfer wrote:
What?

So you been doing any subsistence fishing recently?

Chuck Vance

Yes.

Onion encrusted grouper 4/22/08 (Newcastles)
Mahi Mahi topped with crab sauce and finished in the broiler 4/23/08
(Newcastles)
Grouper in white crab sauce on spinach and rice 4/24/08 (Fosters)

Ah, raping the streams AND all the oceans of the world. You ever wonder
where guilt comes from?

I thank The Creator for the blessings and bounty of this earth.

You're welcome.

Your pal,

You're a liar.

Halfordian Golfer

Cretin.

Wolfgang

1) So, when you eat...are you "raping the earth"?
2) I always sign you pal in remembrance of Norman Mclean's "Logging
and Pimping and Your Pal Jim" (and also in deference to the ROFF credo
that, no matter what, we always end the day as friends.
3) The only thing you are the creator of is The King of Ad Hominem
Attacks

Your pal,

Halfordian Golfer
Guilt replaced the creel.

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On Apr 25, 9:06 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:
Halfordian Golfer wrote:
Fish on stringers are dead. The emphasis was mine.

Heh. You put his statement in quotes and used it as if it were his
own words. You got called on it and denied it even when the words were
right there in front of you.

Still haven't heard
back from him on what he meant. But, clearly others (Dennis) read it
the same way I did and it's a little annoying when someone who starts
a thread does not even maintain it. That's his second noob offense.

Jeezus, if you had posted an innocent question and stirred up a
****storm like this, do you think you'd be "maintaining" the thread?

Chuck Vance

It was a mistake, I'm sorry and I didn't make things better by adding
the "emphasis was mine". Please accept my humble apology.

TBone

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On Apr 25, 9:13 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:
Halfordian Golfer wrote:
On Apr 25, 8:02 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:

You don't know what "subsistence fishing" means.

I thank The Creator for the blessings and bounty of this earth.

You had any chats with "The Creator" recently?

We all eat Chuck. Some augment our diet with fishing and hunting. We
subsist.

We all eat. We all (in this group) fish for sport. Some of us keep
some of the fish we catch. We all subsist, but none of us "fish for
subsistence"

You seem intent on trying to fool yourself into thinking you are
carrying on in some noble caveman tradition by "fishing for subsistence".

You're not.

Yes.

So is "The Creator" a male or female? Did he/she tell you to carry
on this silly charade or did you come up with it on your own?

Chuck Vance (a messianic complex runs through it)

Interesting. I never even considered the relationship or possibility
that C&R was an atheistic endeavour until now.

Yes, I believe in a Creator and yes I believe in giving thanks and
blessings for the bounty of this earth. Is that something for you to
find fault in too?

Your pal,

Halfordian Golfer

I need help.
 

"Halfordian Golfer" wrote in message
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On Apr 25, 9:13 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:
Halfordian Golfer wrote:
On Apr 25, 8:02 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:

You don't know what "subsistence fishing" means.

I thank The Creator for the blessings and bounty of this earth.

You had any chats with "The Creator" recently?

We all eat Chuck. Some augment our diet with fishing and hunting. We
subsist.

We all eat. We all (in this group) fish for sport. Some of us keep
some of the fish we catch. We all subsist, but none of us "fish for
subsistence"

You seem intent on trying to fool yourself into thinking you are
carrying on in some noble caveman tradition by "fishing for subsistence".

You're not.

Yes.

So is "The Creator" a male or female? Did he/she tell you to carry
on this silly charade or did you come up with it on your own?

Chuck Vance (a messianic complex runs through it)

Interesting. I never even considered the relationship or possibility
that C&R was an atheistic endeavour until now.

Wow, you are right on top of this issue, huh?

Yes, I believe in a Creator and yes I believe in giving thanks and
blessings for the bounty of this earth. Is that something for you to
find fault in too?

You really aren't any good at all at ferreting out the clear and unambiguous
meaning in the words that swim before your eyes. See if you can find
someone who can read what Chuck wrote for you. We'll deal with what they
signify later, o.k.?

Your pal,

You're a liar.

Halfordian Golfer

Dimwit.

Wolfgang

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"Halfordian Golfer" wrote in message
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On Apr 25, 8:26 am, "Wolfgang" wrote:
"Halfordian Golfer" wrote in message

...

On Apr 24, 8:18 am, Conan The Librarian wrote:
Halfordian Golfer wrote:
What?

So you been doing any subsistence fishing recently?

Chuck Vance

Yes.

Onion encrusted grouper 4/22/08 (Newcastles)
Mahi Mahi topped with crab sauce and finished in the broiler 4/23/08
(Newcastles)
Grouper in white crab sauce on spinach and rice 4/24/08 (Fosters)

Ah, raping the streams AND all the oceans of the world. You ever wonder
where guilt comes from?

I thank The Creator for the blessings and bounty of this earth.

You're welcome.

Your pal,

You're a liar.

Halfordian Golfer

Cretin.

Wolfgang

1) So, when you eat...are you "raping the earth"?

No.

2) I always sign you pal in remembrance of Norman Mclean's "Logging
and Pimping and Your Pal Jim" (and also in deference to the ROFF credo
that, no matter what, we always end the day as friends.

Time of day is irrelevant. You are no one's friend here. This forum is, by
and large, composed of thoughtful individuals who have, to one degree or
another, satisfied the bare minimum requirements of an ethical
consciousness......something that will forever be beyond your understanding,
let alone possession. This is the inevitable result of being a pathological
liar. You lie to yourself when you know that the truth would serve you
better.

3) The only thing you are the creator of is The King of Ad Hominem
Attacks

And who is this "King" I have created?

Your pal,

You're a liar.

Halfordian Golfer
Guilt replaced the creel.

Guilt debased the meal.

Wolfgang