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comrad hussein = dumb ass...

yea, i agree...it does seem like we live on another planet with
this **** for brains president of the USA.....good call...Dave S

On Dec 14, 11:17*am, DaveS wrote:
On Dec 14, 9:51*am, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:

l@@ks like I am not the only one that sees through this dumb
ass.....

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Monday
shows that 24% of the nation's voters
Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role
as President. Forty-two percent (42%)
Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating
of -18.

That’s a one point improvement from yesterday when Obama’s Approval
Index rating fell to the lowest level yet
recorded. Prior to the past three days, the Approval Index had never
fallen below -15 during Obama’s time in office

New Orders for. . .
Lieutenant Snucklebub Beancounter

Your mission on Earth is over Lieutenant. We have received your coded
communications posted on the fly fishing news group. New assignment is
waiting. Dispose of all equipment in huge Saturday garage sale. Be
packed and ready to go on Monday. Make sure you place the esteemed and
venerable Tuna Melt recipe in the re-entry pack, and guard it with
your life. It will save our Planet. Congratulations Comrade Lieutenant
Beancounter, mission accomplished, you are coming home!
Sincerely,
Commander Rhubarb Ishtee

comrad hussein = dumb ass...

what a **** up...

The latest calculation of the National Debt as posted by the Treasury
Department has - at
least numerically - exceeded the statutory Debt Limit approved by
Congress last February
as part of the Recovery Act stimulus bill.

The ceiling was set at $12.104 trillion dollars. The latest posting by
Treasury shows the
National Debt at nearly $12.135 trillion.

comrad hussein = dumb ass...

CHICAGO – One of Rod Blagojevich's attorneys said Wednesday it was
possible the defense could call President Obama to take the witness
stand if the corruption charges against the former governor go to
trial, but added that it wasn't clear that doing so would be
necessary.

Defense attorney Samuel E. Adam said following a hearing in the case
that it would be "an awesome experience in any career" to question
Obama, who is not accused of any wrongdoing but did answer questions
from federal investigators.

one dumb ass deserves another...........

" circle-jerks " posted from a man that knows......

On Dec 12, 9:18*am, Conan The Librarian wrote:
On Dec 11, 12:57 pm, "~^ beancounter ~^"
wrote:

ha...yea, right...you forgot racist...he, he, he,

* *If you say so. *But it's not something I wold be proud of if I were
you.

* *Now, go back to your circle-jerk with Rush and the rest of your
Ridiculous Right buddies and leave the grownups alone.

* * * Chuck Vance

one dumb ass deserves another...........

wow......what a piece of work....what's he hiding & why? where are his
papers? is his illegal aunt
still sucking up my tax $$?....****in' idiot......

" President Obama told ABC News’ Charles Gibson in an interview that
if Congress does not
pass health care legislation that will bring down costs, the federal
government “will go bankrupt.”

one dumb ass deserves another...........

a f'ing idiot on the world stage......interesting that gold, betting
against the US $, and ammo is still a great investment..ytd %....
tell's ya something about "hope & change"......sheeze.....

" COPENHAGEN — A visibly angry Barack Obama threw down the gauntlet
at
China and other developing nations Friday, declaring that the time has
come "not
to talk but to act" on climate change.

Emerging from a multinational meeting boycotted by Chinese Premier Wen
Jiabao, Obama
warned delegates that U.S. offers of funding for poor nations would
remain on the table “if and
only if” developing nations, including China, agreed to international
monitoring of their
greenhouse gas emissions.

devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress...., devil with theblue dress on...............

yet more dem **** up's....does it ever end??...

NEW YORK (AP) - Prosecutors investigating Bill and Hillary Rodham
Clinton were prepared to seek indictments of them for their roles in
the Whitewater and Monica Lewinsky affairs, an explosive new book
about the former president's scandals charges.

In "The Death of American Virtue: Clinton vs. Starr," due out in
February, author Ken Gormley also says that Lewinsky believed Bill
Clinton lied about their affair during grand jury testimony about his
relationship with the White House intern.

The Associated Press on Friday obtained a copy of the book by Gormley,
a Duquesne University law professor, about the scandals that enveloped
the final years of the former president's second term. Excerpts from
the book were first reported Thursday on the Politico news Web site.

On Dec 18, 10:24*am, "~^ beancounter ~^"
wrote:
a f'ing idiot on the world stage......interesting that gold, betting
against the US $, and ammo is still a great investment..ytd %....
tell's ya something about "hope & change"......sheeze.....

" COPENHAGEN — A visibly angry Barack Obama threw down the gauntlet
at
China and other developing nations Friday, declaring that the time has
come "not
to talk but to act" on climate change.

Emerging from a multinational meeting boycotted by Chinese Premier Wen
Jiabao, Obama
warned delegates that U.S. offers of funding for poor nations would
remain on the table “if and
only if” developing nations, including China, agreed to international
monitoring of their
greenhouse gas emissions.

Ex consultant calls for exhumation of Reagan to confirm he died ofsyphilis, claims new book

On Dec 20, 8:11*am, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:
yet more dem **** up's....does it ever end??...

NEW YORK (AP) - Prosecutors investigating Bill and Hillary Rodham
Clinton were prepared to seek indictments of them for their roles in
the Whitewater and Monica Lewinsky affairs, an explosive new book
about the former president's scandals charges.

In "The Death of American Virtue: Clinton vs. Starr," due out in
February, author Ken Gormley also says that Lewinsky believed Bill
Clinton lied about their affair during grand jury testimony about his
relationship with the White House intern.

The Associated Press on Friday obtained a copy of the book by Gormley,
a Duquesne University law professor, about the scandals that enveloped
the final years of the former president's second term. Excerpts from
the book were first reported Thursday on the Politico news Web site.

On Dec 18, 10:24*am, "~^ beancounter ~^"
wrote:

a f'ing idiot on the world stage......interesting that gold, betting
against the US $, and ammo is still a great investment..ytd %....
tell's ya something about "hope & change"......sheeze.....

" COPENHAGEN — A visibly angry Barack Obama threw down the gauntlet
at
China and other developing nations Friday, declaring that the time has
come "not
to talk but to act" on climate change.

Emerging from a multinational meeting boycotted by Chinese Premier Wen
Jiabao, Obama
warned delegates that U.S. offers of funding for poor nations would
remain on the table “if and
only if” developing nations, including China, agreed to international
monitoring of their
greenhouse gas emissions.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Ex consultant calls for exhumation of Reagan to confirm he died of
syphilis, claims new book. Today I call for digging up Ronnie and
having Prof Gromley, many of whose prof rating students say he's a
waste, work with Ken Starr and a few million Coors Family Foundation
dollars to confirm Ronnie's venereal disease. Id be willing to have
someone ghost write me a book on it if they could front the money.
Then maybe Rons corpse could be taken from Tea Party to Tea Party and
eventually be interviewed on FOX thru the miracle of ventriloquism. Is
that really a rat in his mouth asked the BBC reporter. Yes said a high
level source, its a Norway rat, the best quality and it has no signs
of the dreaded venereal, proving that the Pres must have got the
disease from the Masked Beanster. Really, hissed the Elephant Boys,
rubbing more **** onto their ulcerated skin.

dumb assed dem's true colors

dem's true colors

On Dec 21, 1:27*am, DaveS wrote:
On Dec 20, 8:11*am, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:

yet more dem **** up's....does it ever end??...

NEW YORK (AP) - Prosecutors investigating Bill and Hillary Rodham
Clinton were prepared to seek indictments of them for their roles in
the Whitewater and Monica Lewinsky affairs, an explosive new book
about the former president's scandals charges.

In "The Death of American Virtue: Clinton vs. Starr," due out in
February, author Ken Gormley also says that Lewinsky believed Bill
Clinton lied about their affair during grand jury testimony about his
relationship with the White House intern.

The Associated Press on Friday obtained a copy of the book by Gormley,
a Duquesne University law professor, about the scandals that enveloped
the final years of the former president's second term. Excerpts from
the book were first reported Thursday on the Politico news Web site.

On Dec 18, 10:24*am, "~^ beancounter ~^"
wrote:

a f'ing idiot on the world stage......interesting that gold, betting
against the US $, and ammo is still a great investment..ytd %....
tell's ya something about "hope & change"......sheeze.....

" COPENHAGEN — A visibly angry Barack Obama threw down the gauntlet
at
China and other developing nations Friday, declaring that the time has
come "not
to talk but to act" on climate change.

Emerging from a multinational meeting boycotted by Chinese Premier Wen
Jiabao, Obama
warned delegates that U.S. offers of funding for poor nations would
remain on the table “if and
only if” developing nations, including China, agreed to international
monitoring of their
greenhouse gas emissions.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Ex consultant calls for exhumation of Reagan to confirm he died of
syphilis, claims new book. Today I call for digging up Ronnie and
having Prof Gromley, many of whose prof rating students say he's a
waste, work with Ken Starr and a few million Coors Family Foundation
dollars to confirm Ronnie's venereal disease. Id be willing to have
someone ghost write me a book on it if they could front the money.
Then maybe Rons corpse could be taken from Tea Party to Tea Party and
eventually be interviewed on FOX thru the miracle of ventriloquism. Is
that really a rat in his mouth asked the BBC reporter. Yes said a high
level source, its a Norway rat, the best quality and it has no signs
of the dreaded venereal, proving that the Pres must have got the
disease from the Masked Beanster. Really, hissed the Elephant Boys,
rubbing more **** onto their ulcerated skin.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Cheney and Donkey to Perform at 2007 GOP Convention in Tijuana . . .

.. . . more details and photos to come. Meanwhile in our main
story. . .

Ex consultant calls for exhumation of Reagan to confirm he died of
syphilis, claims new book. Today I call for digging up Ronnie and
having Prof Gromley, many of whose prof rating students say he's a
waste, work with Ken Starr and a few million Coors Family Foundation
dollars to confirm Ronnie's venereal disease. Id be willing to have
someone ghost write me a book on it if they could front the money.
Then maybe Rons corpse could be taken from Tea Party to Tea Party and
eventually be interviewed on FOX thru the miracle of ventriloquism.

Is
that really a rat in his mouth asked the BBC reporter. Yes said a high
level source, its a Norway rat, the best quality and it has no signs
of the dreaded venereal, proving that the Pres must have got the
disease from the Masked Beanster. Really, hissed the Elephant Boys,
rubbing more **** onto their ulcerated skin.-

Cheney and Donkey to Perform at 2007 GOP Convention in Tijuana .. .

ha!!...good one...at least he dosen't have his employees blow him at
work......

( that we know of )

On Dec 21, 1:36*pm, DaveS wrote:
. . . more details and photos to come. Meanwhile in our main
story. . .

Ex consultant calls for exhumation of Reagan to confirm he died of
syphilis, claims new book. Today I call for digging up Ronnie and
having Prof Gromley, many of whose prof rating students say he's a
waste, work with Ken Starr and a few million Coors Family Foundation
dollars to confirm Ronnie's venereal disease. Id be willing to have
someone ghost write me a book on it if they could front the money.
Then maybe Rons corpse could be taken from Tea Party to Tea Party and
eventually be interviewed on FOX thru the miracle of ventriloquism.

*Is

that really a rat in his mouth asked the BBC reporter. Yes said a high
level source, its a Norway rat, the best quality and it has no signs
of the dreaded venereal, proving that the Pres must have got the
disease from the Masked Beanster. Really, hissed the Elephant Boys,
rubbing more **** onto their ulcerated skin.-- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Cheney and Donkey to Perform at 2007 GOP Convention in Tijuana .. .

On Dec 21, 1:45*pm, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:
ha!!...good one...at least he dosen't have his employees blow him at
work......

( that we know of )

On Dec 21, 1:36*pm, DaveS wrote:

. . . more details and photos to come. Meanwhile in our main
story. . .

Ex consultant calls for exhumation of Reagan to confirm he died of
syphilis, claims new book. Today I call for digging up Ronnie and
having Prof Gromley, many of whose prof rating students say he's a
waste, work with Ken Starr and a few million Coors Family Foundation
dollars to confirm Ronnie's venereal disease. Id be willing to have
someone ghost write me a book on it if they could front the money.
Then maybe Rons corpse could be taken from Tea Party to Tea Party and
eventually be interviewed on FOX thru the miracle of ventriloquism.

*Is

that really a rat in his mouth asked the BBC reporter. Yes said a high
level source, its a Norway rat, the best quality and it has no signs
of the dreaded venereal, proving that the Pres must have got the
disease from the Masked Beanster. Really, hissed the Elephant Boys,
rubbing more **** onto their ulcerated skin.-- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

No but he might shoot them in the face with a duck load, or use then
as bag men for his next traitorous deal in Libya. My only concern is
that the Donkey use a rubber.

used to be god bless america, now it's god help america....

Obama White House Playing Politics With National Security?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

FNC

This is a rush transcript from "Glenn Beck," December 16, 2009. This
copy may not be in its final form and may be updated.

GLENN BECK, HOST: No matter what you might read about me or this
program, we try very hard to get our stories right. And we try very,
very hard to make sure that it's accurate and there's no reason to
make
stuff up. I mean, the stuff that is out there is crazy.

This story that I'm about to give to you here in the next few minutes
is
probably the most outrageous story — in fact, it is the story that I
have paused three times and gone back to my producers today and said,
"Are you sure we have enough on this one? Are you sure we have
enough?"

Because this is a story I do not want to believe, but if it is true,
we're in a different world.

We know that this administration practices Chicago hardball politics.
But this goes far beyond any tactic I can imagine any president — no
matter how much I disagree with him, he is still the president of the
United States — and I cannot believe that anyone in the White House
would do this to pass his agenda.

But this morning, there was one source. Today, I'm told there are
three
separate sources. Michael Goldfarb at The Weekly Standard — full
disclosure in case you don't know who he is, he was the
communications
director, right Joe? Communications director of the McCain campaign.
The
Weekly Standard is conservative.

But he confirmed to me today that he had a Senate aide inform him
that
the White House has threatened to put Nebraska's Offut Air Force base
on
the BRAC list — that's the Base Realignment and Closure list — if
Sen.
Ben Nelson doesn't fall in line with health care, they will close
this
base.

Sen. Nelson has denied this story this afternoon. The White House
denies
this story. But Goldfarb and The Weekly Standard are standing by
their
source and now two others.

Sen. Nelson has been against several portions of this bill from the
beginning. He's still holding out for taxpayer money not to be used
to
fund abortions. But the left cannot allow that one to fall through as
well. They need to have that in there for the progressives.
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Thus, the allegation is the White House has stepped up to use now the
U.S. military and the security and defense of the United States of
America as a bargaining tool against Nelson.

The Nebraska base is the headquarters for U.S. Strategic Command. It
is
in Nebraska for a reason. The successor to Strategic Air Command, it
was
the place used by President Bush during the uncertain hours of 9/11.
Do
you remember when we didn't know where he was exactly? He was there.
It's Strategic Command. It's in Nebraska for a reason.

The Obama administration is possibly — and I can't bring myself to
say
these words because it is abhorrent if it is true but it sure fits
the
pattern. They're playing politics with the national security of the
United States. If it is true, that's exactly what they're doing for
health care.

"Does it seem implausible?" was the question that was asked to me
several times by producers. Does it seem possible? Does it seem
implausible to you? A year ago, I would have said yes. Today, I bring
up
the three Navy SEALs that are facing court-martial for giving one of
the
most vile, sought-after terrorists on the planet a fat lip after they
captured him.

Would you believe the president could sit on a recommendation from
his
general that he appointed on the ground in Afghanistan for months,
pleading for more troops? More months, more months, more months —
pleading. We're going to lose this thing. The troops' lives are on
the
line.

Could you believe even six months ago that after the slaughter of 13
U.S. soldiers on a U.S. military base on U.S. soil, when the
president
steps up to inform the country about that tragedy, he would spend two
whole minutes talking about someone else before making the
announcement,
and then sending a shout-out before talking about Fort Hood?

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: I want to thank my Cabinet members and senior
administration officials who participated today. I hear that Dr. Joe
Medicine Crow was around and I want to give a shout-out to that
Congressional Medal of Honor winner. Good to see you.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

BECK: Look what happened to Sen. Joe Lieberman. We talked to you
about
it yesterday. To get him to tow the line, Lee Siegel at The Daily
Beast
wrote that he needed to start "acting Jewish" and vote for the bill.

Liberal Democrats were calling for a recall election in Connecticut.
The
goofball Shakespearean want-to-be on the other channel that nobody
watches, hollering, "Mr. Lieberman, just resign already!"

Lieberman's wife was attacked. Liberal bloggers called for her to be
fired from her position as a global ambassador for the Komen Breast
Cancer Foundation because of her husband's views.

We have seen plenty of extortion and the politics of absolute
destruction from this White House. They're also capable of what I
would
believe — I mean, I can't believe it's not called out-and-out
bribery.
Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu — she was bought off with $300
million
carrot for her state:

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

SEN. MARY LANDRIEU, D-LA.: I am not going to be defensive about
asking
for help in this situation. And it is not a $100 million fix. It is a
$300 million fix.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

BECK: The rabid progressives don't care how they accomplish their
goals.
The ends justify the means. This book — this guy just last week said
about me, "We've got to shut Glenn Beck up by any means necessary."
That's how they do their work.

But this? Using the military and our strategic command as a pawn,
threatening to weaken our national security defenses to fulfill your
utopian social justice agenda? To me, that borders on treason.

No one — no one — no one wants to believe that the president of the
United States or any of his advisors would stoop to these kinds of
tactics. But what are we supposed to believe here?

Senator Ben Nelson who, even if the story is true, would obviously
deny
it to protect his party and the president. Or do we take the story at
face value based on the preponderance of evidence of Chicago thuggery
we
have already seen?

I don't have time to tell you about the story about the other two
guests
that went into the White House and just had breakfast with the
president. This is two couples now and a convicted felon in three
weeks.
What happened? Did everybody in the Secret Service all of a sudden
have
an aneurysm? Or is somebody changing the game on us?

Something is wrong — very wrong. As we get closer to the end of the
year, Obama's poll numbers continue to drop. They seem to be getting
more and more desperate at the White House.

I understand that no one at the G.E.-owned NBC is interested in
anything
but propaganda anymore for health care or green energy. Oh no,
there's
not a conflict of interest there. The New York times is toeing the
line
as they hold out for their bailout money. But someone, somewhere,
must
be interested are in journalism besides this program and The Weekly
Standard.

Is there anyone who would like to report on this, report on this
story,
the possible White House extortion techniques?

Probably not. Well, not unless Tiger Woods is sleeping with one of
the
sexy female air persons at Offut Air Force Base, then they will cover
it.

Oh, by the way, in an update from a story last night, speaking of
people
sleeping with other people, do remember the story of Joe Lieberman I
just told you about again? The woman going after his wife — I told
you
about her yesterday. She dated for two years Andy Stern. Our sources
say
she just left when she met him. And by the end, she was just a
leftist.
By the end, she was a guerilla activist. What a surprise.

Up next, the editor of The Weekly Standard who first reported on this
story and some pushback on it.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

(BEGIN VIDEO 10/26/2009 CLIP)

BECK: Rahm Emanuel, Barack Obama, two lovers sitting in a tree, B-E-A-
T-
I-N-G.

What is it that Barack Obama promised on the campaign trail? Oh,
that's
right, I remember: A new kind of politics. Well, America didn't think
new politics would be even worse than the old politics.

But here is what the new politics is: You don't agree with the
administration? Well, I tell you what, you know what I'm saying? You
want to stand in the way of reform? No longer is it a gentlemen's
disagreement that can be debated. No, no, no, no. You're going to
play
ball or you're going to get a beat down.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

BECK: This is the most outrageous story, I think, that we have
reported
on and we have reported on outrageous stories. And because this story
has not — the homework on this has not been done on me or my staff.
This
is not our story that we're breaking. This one is from Mike Goldfarb.
He
is the online editor of The Weekly Standard and the former deputy
director of communications for McCain in 2008.

So let's address that first: People will say you're a political hack.
Why should we believe a guy who was a communications director for the
McCain campaign?

MICHAEL GOLDFARB, ONLINE DIRECTOR, THE WEEKLY STANDARD: Well, I've got
a
perfect track record. You know, I have never made up a story before.
I
hope that will be enough.

BECK: OK. Mike, I talked to you this morning. I don't remember when
it
was — 10:00 when I first heard this story. And it fits the M.O. that
we
have been seeing.

But you have changed your story from this morning. You said to me
that
you felt it was — your source said it was Rahm Emanuel. Did I mishear
you? Have you changed the story? Because now, the story is that it's
just the — someone in the White House. Can you tell me what happened?

GOLDFARB: Look, what happened was I got a call yesterday. And a
source
of mine at the Senate told me that Ben Nelson's office had gotten a
call
threatening to put Offut Air Force Base on the BRAC list if he did
not
play ball on this vote.

Subsequently, I put that up quickly. He told me, "Look, this is
obviously a naked play by Rahm Emanuel." And that was the exact quote
I
had in the story. As interest in this story continued, I went back to
my
source and got more details. And the one thing we know for certain is
that the White House put in a call —

BECK: Hang on. Back in a minute. Back in a minute. Hang on.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

BECK: Back with Mike Goldfarb. He's the online editor of The Weekly
Standard and former deputy director of communications for McCain
2008.
He broke the story today that says that Sen. Ben Nelson is being
threatened by the White House now to either sign on for health care
or
lose Offut Air Force Base which is Strategic Command.

This is not just any Air Force Base, this was Strategic Air Command.
If
you grew up when I did, you know exactly what this base is. It was
put
there strategically for reasons and is the place that George Bush
went
to for 9/11.

OK. So Mike, you were saying that you do know that the White House
made
the call.

GOLDFARB: Yes.

BECK: According to your source?

GOLDFARB: Yes. And look, as my source told me — he said look, this
was
clearly done by somebody who didn't understand the BRAC process. It
is
actually not a very credible threat. The BRAC process won't begin
again
until 2012, 2013.

But clearly, they wanted to exert some pressure. And I think it's
evidence of a couple of things: One, the desperation of the White
House.
Nelson has not signed on to this yet and they are using whatever they
can to push him to do it.

But also, look, it is part of a pattern we've seen where they played
politics with national security most of the year. They delayed the
Afghanistan troop decision because they didn't want to rock the boat
on
health care until finally it was no longer possible. And they wanted
to
have health care done a month ago long before they made that
decision.

They have done the same thing with Gitmo, exactly. And —

BECK: But I think they put Illinois at risk, quite honestly.

GOLDFARB: And they have done it on Iran sanctions, which have been
pushed off into the new year so they can try and resolve this health
care mess.

So they are doing all kinds of things with national security to try
and
get health care.

BECK: But we have also seen the beat downs of the Chamber of
Commerce.
He won't play ball. We saw it with Humana — they went after Humana.
I'm
just trying to look at some of the other things. We have the Chrysler
bondholders — they got a beat down.

I mean, anybody who won't play ball gets a serious —

GOLDFARB: You know they ask citizens to turn in their neighbors and
send
e-mails to, you know, Flag.gov at Whitehouse.com or wherever it is.
They
wanted people to send e-mails reporting, you know, neighbors who are
making suspicious statements about health care.

And obviously, went to war with Fox News which — but you know, the
sort
of the funny thing here is this is not a very credible threat they
have
made to Nelson. They lost the war against Fox News.

(CROSSTALK)

BECK: I'm sorry, Michael. It doesn't matter if it's credible or not
that
they could do it. The fact that they threatened it — it is our
national
security. There comes a point — anyone in the White House — there
comes
a point where you have crossed far too many lines. This is on the
lunatic fringe if this, indeed, happened.

Hitler's body found in GOP offices: Resuscitation Fails

Hitler's body found in GOP offices: Resuscitation Fails
and Other stories might someday be possible but I wouldn't count on
it. What do you think?

Meanwhile all the media is following the Cheney/Donkey dust-up in
Tijuana. This reporter thinks maybe Cheney's less than convincing
performance should be the main concern, not some jealous outburst of
insincere teenage naivete. Screaming "I didn't think it would hurt so
much!!!" is hard to credit, when its the 14Th stop on the tour.

Donkey is in stable condition, suffering significant bite wounds to
the groin. GOP says, "NO COMMENT." Can you imagine that?

Communistically yours,
Citizen Worker Unit, Raul X

daves and his fixation w/tj donkey shows......

daves...i have been to the tj donkey shows while in the navy...they
are overrated....you should go and see for yourself...get out and
see the world.......open up your eyes a bit, get some expierence
under your belt....ha....

On Dec 22, 11:34*pm, DaveS wrote:
Hitler's body found in GOP offices: Resuscitation Fails
and Other stories might someday be possible but I wouldn't count on
it. What do you think?

Meanwhile all the media is following the Cheney/Donkey dust-up in
Tijuana. This reporter thinks maybe Cheney's less than convincing
performance should be the main concern, not some jealous outburst of
insincere teenage naivete. Screaming "I didn't think it would hurt so
much!!!" is hard to credit, when its the 14Th stop on the tour.

Donkey is in stable condition, suffering significant bite wounds to
the groin. GOP says, "NO COMMENT." Can you imagine that?

Communistically yours,
Citizen Worker Unit, Raul X

Colorado Accountant draws on Expierence: "Donkey Shows PoorSubstitute for Personal Experience"

Colorado Accountant draws on Expierence: "Donkey Shows Poor Substitute
for Personal Experience"

This reporter was reprimanded today for his lack of personal
experience by an apparent expert of the Tijuana Donkey Show Circuit,
currently agape at the unseemly conflict between featured act Cheney
and his male partner, Fritz the Donkey. "We've been together for
years," quoting Fritz, "and he has never gone off like this."

Fritz is currently resting well in Aleman General Hospital. Hospital
insiders suggest Cheney is still not his receptive self, complains
lots and refuses to bathe. "Este perra Yankee es una puta *******a,"
dice Miguel Esposito, "el insiste en comiendo . . . . " (Censored by
Order of Ricardo El Contador de los Fréjoles, Jefe del Sexo
Espectaculo Consilio de Promocion, Estado de Baja California)

Communistically Suyos
Commandante Raul X

comrad hussein & comrad daves = a crack up indeed

On Dec 23, 12:06*pm, DaveS wrote:
Colorado Accountant draws on Expierence: "Donkey Shows Poor Substitute
for Personal Experience"

This reporter was reprimanded today for his lack of personal
experience by an apparent expert of the Tijuana Donkey Show Circuit,
currently agape at the unseemly conflict between featured act Cheney
and his male partner, Fritz the Donkey. "We've been together for
years," quoting Fritz, "and he has never gone off like this."

Fritz is currently resting well in Aleman General Hospital. Hospital
insiders suggest Cheney is still not his receptive self, complains
lots and refuses to bathe. "Este perra Yankee es una puta *******a,"
dice Miguel Esposito, "el insiste en comiendo . . . . " (Censored by
Order of Ricardo El Contador de los Fréjoles, Jefe del Sexo
Espectaculo Consilio de Promocion, Estado de Baja California)

Communistically Suyos
Commandante Raul X

nice job comrad.....you and comrad hussein crack me up....

Colorado Accountant Praises Story: "Donkey Shows Poor Substitutefor Personal Experience"

On Dec 23, 11:06*am, DaveS wrote:
Colorado Accountant draws on Expierence: "Donkey Shows Poor Substitute
for Personal Experience"

STORY UPDATE: FOX news reports that Cheney is not responsible for bite
wounds to Fritz, the Donkey partner in the duo's famous performance.
"A Democrat scheduler deceived the duo and committed them to four
shows daily, on the 20 venue tour of the border towns." "When we were
in charge three shows a day was the limit." "Our footnotes and special
sources will conclusively prove that the GOP did not over schedule
Cheney."

Fritz had NO COMMENT, but sighed deeply to this reporter's attempt to
confirm the GOP rep's statement

This reporter was reprimanded today for his lack of personal
experience by an apparent expert of the Tijuana Donkey Show Circuit,
currently agape at the unseemly conflict between featured act Cheney
and his male partner, Fritz the Donkey. "We've been together for
years," quoting Fritz, "and he has never gone off like this."

Fritz is currently resting well in Aleman General Hospital. Hospital
insiders suggest Cheney is still not his receptive self, complains
lots and refuses to bathe. "Este perra Yankee es una puta *******a,"
dice Miguel Esposito, "el insiste en comiendo . . . . " (Censored by
Order of Ricardo El Contador de los Fréjoles, Jefe del Sexo
Espectaculo Consilio de Promocion, Estado de Baja California)

Communistically Suyos
Commandante Raul X

o ' b u m m e r = ass clown

Colorado Accountant Praises Tijuana Story: Requests Conjugal Visit

Story Update:
Colorado Accountant Praises Story: Requests Conjugal Visit for
Cheney.

GOP representatives today requested Cheney be moved to a private room
at the Tijuana Hospital where he and show biz partner, Fritz the
Donkey, plan to recover from wounds incurred during a heated artistic
disagreement. "It is unseemly that the former ruler of the USA be
treated in a semi-private room while recovering from boo boos caused
by a Democratic Agent's over-scheduling error." "We consider this
torture and so do our Aryan Brother Accountants based in prisons
across the USA."

Tijuana hospital insiders dispute these charges. Dr. Jacabo Flores,
Proctologist in charge says, "Pinche! Senor Cheney dice que 'Donde
esta me carino Fritz? Me gusta nuestro espectaculo mucho, pero . . . .
" (Censored by Order of Ricardo El Contador de los Fréjoles, Jefe del
Sexo Espectaculo, Consilio de Promocion, Estado de Baja California)

Communistically Suyos
Commandante Raul X

Movie signs Pee Wee Herman for role as "El Contador de Los Fréjoles, Jefe del

Story Update
On the first anniversary of the passage of a notable hero of the Inter-
Mountain GOP Accountant's Battalion of Communist Fighting Donkey Show
Experts, at the hands of Hetero Communistic Sappers, PEE WEE HERMAN
has signed for the starring role of "El Contador de Los Fréjoles, Jefe
del Espectaculo Sexo," with ****enondeWhacko Pictures, to be filmed on
location in Tijuana.

Herman. on the comeback road from unfortunate "costume accidents,"
seemed surprised at this development and groggily stated "Quin es este
pinche gringo culero, El Contador? Ve a chingar a tu reputisima
gringa Anna Coulter! To which this reporter replied, "Verdad, tu
pinche hermana Anna no está bien pinche, wey."

In a related story, the whereabouts of "El Cheney, de los GOP Culeros"
is still uncertain, as Mexican Vice Police track down reported
sightings of Cheney and an unknown donkey in Juarez' after hours'
scene. Former artistic partner, Fritz the Donkey, thru tears in
Tijuana had "no comment" to these developments. Police continue to
seek the help of Donkey Show Expert.

Commandante/Producer/Director

You lose Beanster: Ve a chingar a tu reputisima pinche GOP culeros.HAHAHAHAHAHA

Story Update
On the first anniversary of the passage of a notable hero of the
Inter-
Mountain GOP Accountant's Battalion of Communist Fighting Donkey Show
Experts, at the hands of Hetero Communistic Sappers, PEE WEE HERMAN
has signed for the starring role of "El Contador de Los Fréjoles,
Jefe
del Espectaculo Sexo," with ****enondeWhacko Pictures, to be filmed
on
location in Tijuana.

Herman. on the comeback road from unfortunate "costume accidents,"
seemed surprised at this development and groggily stated "Quin es
este
pinche gringo culero, El Contador? Ve a chingar a tu reputisima
gringa Anna Coulter! To which this reporter replied, "Verdad, tu
pinche hermana Anna no está bien pinche, wey."

In a related story, the whereabouts of "El Cheney, de los GOP
Culeros"
is still uncertain, as Mexican Vice Police track down reported
sightings of Cheney and an unknown donkey in Juarez' after hours'
scene. Former artistic partner, Fritz the Donkey, thru tears in
Tijuana had "no comment" to these developments. Police continue to
seek the help of Donkey Show Expert.

Commandante/Producer/Director

dem's full of crap.....

Dave, your full of crap...comerade hussein is a **** tard...wait and
watch....btw: what's he hiding and why?

dem's full of crap.....

Poll, after poll, after poll, after yet another poll, all show the
voting public against the Democrats proposed healthcare reform
packages. Yet that didn’t stop Senator Ben Nelson and other sly
politicians from peddling their votes in exchange for lucrative
payoffs for their respective states.

Rasmussen: 55 against 41 for
Qunnipiac: 52 against 38 for
NBC: 47 to 32 against
Gallup: 43 to 36 against
Las Vegas Review Journal: 53 to 39 against
Fox News: 57 to 34 with 54 wanting nothing
CNN: has a story reporting that a majority of Americans see the
“reform” as increasing costs and offering no help to them personally.

Yet democracy didn’t stop select “hold out” Democratic Senators from
ignoring the will of the people and peddling their votes for payoffs
and perks.
Americans will have their justice on the Democrats for not following
the will of the people.
___
Read it and weep, dems. Read it and weep.
Your end, has begun and is in sight.

dem's full of crap.....

Obama & his fellow libtards want to live in a fantasy world (in which
life is the way that they WISH IT WAS) as opposed to dealing with life
the way it actually is.

Obama & his fellow libtards subscribe to the notion that "Government
knows best", and builds their foundation for activism and "improving
the human condition" on that faulty premise. Because they deny the
facts about human nature, their "reasoning" is diametrically opposite
to common sense.

The reality that most Americans want to live free from BIG
Government...this puts a libtards underwear in a wad.
So, when citizens will not voluntarily comply with their various
Liberal/Progressive prescriptions for "the common good", then laws
must be passed, huge money spent, taxes raised, fees added, force
used, to MAKE us comply.

Obama: The definition of a FALSEHOOD!

dem's full of crap.....

The difference between conservatives and liberals on this matter is
that conservatives want to make the business of providing health care
better, allowing more competition resulting in lower prices, and not
mandating things like pregnancy coverage for a 75 year old male,
allowing more of a cafeteria type plan and allowing insurers to cross
state lines to increase the competition.

Liberals think that by the government taking over the industry and
regulating it to serve the needs of what the government thinks is
proper, somehow the 75 year old male might get pregnant, and therefore
that type of coverage should be paid for by the few remaining
taxpayers left in this country. Also, by hiring massive departments
run by mediocre government union employees to administer this
behemoth, the deficit will magically disappear.

dem's full of crap.....

let's see...the last dem president had his employees suck his
dick in the oval office...does anyone know comrad hussein's
policy on this type of activity?

Pobrecito Beancounter, whining loser, pinche culero. HAHAHAHAHOHOHO

Story Update
On the first anniversary of the passage of a notable hero of the
Inter-
Mountain GOP Accountant's Battalion of Communist Fighting Donkey Show
Experts, at the hands of Hetero Communistic Sappers, PEE WEE HERMAN
has signed for the starring role of "El Contador de Los Fréjoles,
Jefe
del Espectaculo Sexo," with ****enondeWhacko Pictures, to be filmed
on
location in Tijuana.

Herman. on the comeback road from unfortunate "costume accidents,"
seemed surprised at this development and groggily stated "Quin es
este
pinche gringo culero, El Contador? Ve a chingar a tu reputisima
gringa Anna Coulter! To which this reporter replied, "Verdad, tu
pinche hermana Anna no está bien pinche, wey."

In a related story, the whereabouts of "El Cheney, de los GOP
Culeros"
is still uncertain, as Mexican Vice Police track down reported
sightings of Cheney and an unknown donkey in Juarez' after hours'
scene. Former artistic partner, Fritz the Donkey, thru tears in
Tijuana had "no comment" to these developments. Police continue to
seek the help of Donkey Show Expert.

Commandante/Producer/Director

dem's full of crap.....

"~^ beancounter ~^" wrote in message
...
allowing insurers to cross
state lines to increase the competition.

this chestnut alone is priceless. You realize, of course, that insurers will
go to the least regulated state to write all insurance, thus hosing the
public across the nation?
You think those folks care about you, or your family?
Get real.
So long as healthcare is primarily a business, we will only get
half-measures. But, at least one party seems to care about the public. Don't
worry about those polls, either.
Note, carefully, that they deal with what the public THINKS they will get.
When reality turns out to be different than the fear, those numbers will
change. I suspect, when all is said and done, the Dems will actually gain
from this whole process, messy and ugly as it has been. Further, I suspect
most people will realize that a lot of the deals and other messiness were
due to holding together a plurality when one party unilaterally fails to
support anything positive.
Merry Christmas!!
Tom

Pobrecito Beancounter, whining loser, pinche culero. HAHAHAHAHOHOHO

Dave,

I believe you have become just a wee bit obsessed with
ROFF's latest Moron.

He ain't worth the effort, it ain't like anyone gives a **** for his
delusional ramblin's.

Listen to some good music--I recommend some Beatles or Elton John.

Op

Pobrecito Beancounter, whining loser, pinche culero. HAHAHAHAHOHOHO

Mark Bowen wrote:
Dave,

I believe you have become just a wee bit obsessed with
ROFF's latest Moron.

He ain't worth the effort, it ain't like anyone gives a **** for his
delusional ramblin's.

Listen to some good music--I recommend some Beatles or Elton John.

Op

I am not one to dispute or argue against the the therapuetic properties
of Beatles music, but I gotta say, I find Dave's essays hilarious.

Tim Lysyk

Pobrecito Beancounter, whining loser, pinche culero. HAHAHAHAHOHOHO

"Tim Lysyk" wrote in message
news:gJWYm.58918$PH1.46743@edtnps82...
Mark Bowen wrote:
Dave,

I believe you have become just a wee bit obsessed with
ROFF's latest Moron.

He ain't worth the effort, it ain't like anyone gives a **** for his
delusional ramblin's.

Listen to some good music--I recommend some Beatles or Elton John.

Op

I am not one to dispute or argue against the the therapuetic properties of
Beatles music, but I gotta say, I find Dave's essays hilarious.

Tim Lysyk

My bad! Naturally, I wasn't speaking for everyone.
I just find that life is so much nicer if I don't have to see the crap that
BC spews.
I have read some of Dave's profferings and I too found it entertaining, I
just figure he could forget the Moron and continue unfettered with is
mystical reporting.

I will attempt to restrain myself in the future, for the sake of others.

Op