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DaveS December 26th, 2009 04:29 AM

cock sucker party....back in the white house......
 

OK maybe I was too quick to judge. Where to start? Listen, if you have
to offer cocksucker parties out back in the white house, things have
to be pretty bad in the accounting business. Far be it for me to tell
you how to run your business, but I do not think offering a such a
"party" is a good business promo idea, even for someone with your
known skills. Maybe if you moved to Nevada . . . but even there you
would need a licence and periodic health checks. Clean up your act and
drop the "party" idea.

Dave


DaveS December 26th, 2009 04:33 AM

cock sucker party....back in the white house......
 

OK maybe I was too quick to judge. Where to start? Listen, if you
have
too offer cocksucker parties out back in the white house, things have
to be pretty bad in the accounting business. Far be it for me to tell
you how to run your business, but I do not think offering such a
"party" is a good business promo idea, even for someone with your
known skills. Maybe if you moved to Nevada . . . but even there you
would need a licence and periodic health checks. Clean up your act
and
drop the "party" idea.


Dave



~^ beancounter ~^ December 26th, 2009 02:40 PM

cock sucker party....back in the white house......
 
Because he sympathizes with them. He thinks America is a bad country
that has abused the rest of the world, made them do our bidding,
bullied them, and stole their resources. Obama hates America; just
like his buddy Bill Ayers the SDS bomber and Jeremiah Wright do. That
is why Obama is always overseas apologizing for our "bad" country.
Americans elected a president who DOES NOT believe in the essential
goodness of America! We will come to regret that.

~^ beancounter ~^ December 26th, 2009 03:13 PM

men of action..........
 
i doubt the young guy was a lib/dem..




"We heard, 'What are you doing?' 'What are you doing?' " Fawaz told
WDIV.

Within seconds a young man on the flight took matters into his own
hands, according to Jafry and other passengers who spoke to CNN
affiliate WXYZ-TV.

A young man, sitting three or four rows behind Jafry jumped over a
group of seats, tackled the suspect and put him in a headlock.

"He handled him pretty good, I think," Jafry said.

Jafry said other passengers and crew members then helped subdue the
man and put out flames after the suspect's pants appeared to catch
fire.


~^ beancounter ~^ December 26th, 2009 03:24 PM

hope and change you can see for yourself..............
 
(CNN) -- A Salvation Army major was shot dead in front of his three
children on Christmas Eve in North Little Rock, Arkansas, authorities
said.

Maj. Philip Wise, 40, was gunned down Thursday. He was found lying by
the back entrance of a Salvation Army facility, said police spokesman
Sgt. Terry Kuykendall.

Wise apparently dropped two bell ringers off at home and returned to
the Salvation Army building with his three children, ages 4, 6 and 8.
Two men carrying handguns approached them and demanded money before
shooting Wise, Kuykendall said.

The suspects fled on foot.

Police received a 911 call at 4:17 p.m. Pulaski County Coroner Garland
Camper said Wise's wife, Cindy, made the call from inside the
building.

"My heart goes out for the family, losing their dad, and I guess
having to witness it during this time of year," Camper told CNN
affiliate KARK. "It's definitely going to be hard on the kids."

Wise had been active in the Salvation Army for 16 years and was
assigned to the Baring Cross neighborhood of North Little Rock for the
past three years.

Area Commander Maj. Harvey Johnson said the Salvation Army will hold a
news conference on Christmas Day.




Mark Bowen December 26th, 2009 05:40 PM

More Plagiarism from [email protected]
 

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Mark Bowen December 26th, 2009 05:41 PM

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Mark Bowen December 26th, 2009 05:41 PM

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~^ beancounter ~^ December 26th, 2009 06:43 PM

would be bomber ......
 


The would-be bomber was wearing a "Another Jihadist for Obama" T-shirt

DaveS December 26th, 2009 07:13 PM

Pobrecito Beancounter, whining loser, pinche culero.HAHAHAHAHOHOHO
 
On Dec 24, 7:55*pm, Tim Lysyk wrote:
.. . . but I gotta say, I find Dave's essays hilarious.

Tim Lysyk


Thank you Tim. When its all finished I am thinking of publishing it.
I'll put it on the market as "Cheney's Donkey: A Love Story of the
Frontera". Of course free copies and a special "extra" would be
available to any KIA widow and kids, and disabled vets who requested.

In the "extra" Cheney, Rove, Perle, Wolfowitz, Feith, and a number of
other foreign agents and traitors, and the odd Whackjob theocrat
subversive - who will demonstrate on themselves that water boarding
etc., is not really torture. Included will be a short DVD in which
the auteur gets to finish a few off with a treasured old Louisville
slugger. But I really shouldn't spoil the smashing ending.
Dave

Mark Bowen December 26th, 2009 09:21 PM

[email protected] is a Moron and laughable clown
 

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The would-be bomber was wearing a "Another Jihadist for Obama" T-shirt




~^ beancounter ~^ December 26th, 2009 10:09 PM

dumb asses....
 
"Mark Bowen"






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Mark Bowen December 26th, 2009 10:14 PM

[email protected] is a Moron and laughable clown
 

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~^ beancounter ~^ December 26th, 2009 10:25 PM

dumb ass....
 

"Mark Bowen"

~^ beancounter ~^ December 26th, 2009 10:31 PM

dumb ass....
 


The White House

Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release
December 17, 2009
Executive Order -- Amending Executive Order 12425

EXECUTIVE ORDER
- - - - - - -
AMENDING EXECUTIVE ORDER 12425 DESIGNATING INTERPOL
AS A PUBLIC INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATION ENTITLED TO
ENJOY CERTAIN PRIVILEGES, EXEMPTIONS, AND IMMUNITIES

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the
laws of the United States of America, including section 1 of the
International Organizations Immunities Act (22 U.S.C. 288), and in
order to extend the appropriate privileges, exemptions, and immunities
to the International Criminal Police Organization (INTERPOL), it is
hereby ordered that Executive Order 12425 of June 16, 1983, as
amended, is further amended by deleting from the first sentence the
words "except those provided by Section 2(c), Section 3, Section 4,
Section 5, and Section 6 of that Act" and the semicolon that
immediately precedes them.

BARACK OBAMA

THE WHITE HOUSE,
December 16, 2009.

DaveS December 27th, 2009 12:22 AM

On la Frontera: Cheney and a New Burro Partner wait to Swim . . .
 

Dateline:On la Frontera

Cheney and New Donkey Partner wait to Swim . . .

Juarez was not the sanctuary Cheney and his new Burro friend had hoped
to nurture their act, and their relationship. Things had gone wrong
from the first musical cues, to the act's end. Encores were not
forthcoming and even the towels were disgusting.

Dexter, Cheney's new Burro "friend" was disillusioned. Dick was
insaciable and impaciente. The crowd was rough. The cantina was dirty
and the walls covered in graffiti: "Kilroy was here" Kiss my Yankee
Ass" "Propiedad del Condador de Frejoles" etc etc..

Pero, in the end Dexter decided to stick with Dick, especialmente if
they were headed al Norte. "Colorado," Cheney had said, "to see my
pinche culero accountant."

In Tijuana, another Donkey, his groin bites still itchy but healing
under a clean dressing, was gathering his things, moving sadly toward
la oficina de hospidal, shortly to be released and walk the dark dusty
calles of yet another border ciudad, looking for his beloved El
Cheney.

Now, far to the East, crouched in the riverside arbustos, Cheney,
Dexter and Noberto, the Coyote waited. "There is one stop tengo que
make in Crawford, Texas" hissed Cheney, "One last pinche stop." The
river gurgled, the wind rustled, y los tres watched purposefully as
the Border Patrol truck lights bounced down the road on the Northern
side of El Rio Grande del Norte.

(Estar continuado)

Dave


Mark Bowen December 27th, 2009 01:07 PM

Why does [email protected] hate the U.S.A.?
 

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The White House

Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release
December 17, 2009
Executive Order -- Amending Executive Order 12425

EXECUTIVE ORDER
- - - - - - -
AMENDING EXECUTIVE ORDER 12425 DESIGNATING INTERPOL
AS A PUBLIC INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATION ENTITLED TO
ENJOY CERTAIN PRIVILEGES, EXEMPTIONS, AND IMMUNITIES

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the
laws of the United States of America, including section 1 of the
International Organizations Immunities Act (22 U.S.C. 288), and in
order to extend the appropriate privileges, exemptions, and immunities
to the International Criminal Police Organization (INTERPOL), it is
hereby ordered that Executive Order 12425 of June 16, 1983, as
amended, is further amended by deleting from the first sentence the
words "except those provided by Section 2(c), Section 3, Section 4,
Section 5, and Section 6 of that Act" and the semicolon that
immediately precedes them.

BARACK OBAMA

THE WHITE HOUSE,
December 16, 2009.




Mark Bowen December 27th, 2009 01:10 PM

Why does [email protected] hate the U.S.A.?
 

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~^ beancounter ~^ December 27th, 2009 03:51 PM

Why does Mark Bowen hate the U.S.A.??
 
Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells
doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.

The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the
health
care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge donations.
The
next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced reporters looking like
Bruce
Jenner and Joan Rivers.


Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in
the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who
work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when
they find
out the other girls are getting paid.


Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they
advanced
the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of liberty
is
being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less than two
hundred
fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack dealers are now
required
by law to deal you two face cards.





Mark Bowen December 27th, 2009 04:24 PM

Why does [email protected] his country so much?
 

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~^ beancounter ~^ December 27th, 2009 04:41 PM

Why does Mark Bowen hate his country so much?
 
Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells
doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.

The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the
health
care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge
donations.
The
next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced reporters looking
like
Bruce
Jenner and Joan Rivers.


Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in
the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who
work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when
they find
out the other girls are getting paid.


Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they
advanced
the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of liberty
is
being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less than two
hundred
fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack dealers are now
required
by law to deal you two face cards.





~^ beancounter ~^ December 27th, 2009 04:49 PM

Why does Mark Bowen hate his country so much?
 


Obama is a sell out. Sell out on the war issues. Sell out on health
insurance. Sell out to the insurance and drug companies. Sell out to
the financial institutions. Sell out on energy policy. Sold out the
American people. Took our money and ran! Obama, the one-term
president.

Mark Bowen December 27th, 2009 05:16 PM

Why does [email protected] his country so much?
 

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Mark Bowen December 27th, 2009 05:17 PM

Why does [email protected] his country so much?
 

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~^ beancounter ~^ December 27th, 2009 06:00 PM

Why does Mark Bowen hate his country so much?
 


Obama is a sell out. Sell out on the war issues. Sell out on health
insurance. Sell out to the insurance and drug companies. Sell out to
the financial institutions. Sell out on energy policy. Sold out the
American people. Took our money and ran! Obama, the one-term
president.

~^ beancounter ~^ December 27th, 2009 06:32 PM

Why does Mark Bowen hate his country so much?
 
Because he sympathizes with them. He thinks America is a bad country
that has abused the rest of the world, made them do our bidding,
bullied them, and stole their resources. Obama hates America; just
like his buddy Bill Ayers the SDS bomber and Jeremiah Wright do. That
is why Obama is always overseas apologizing for our "bad" country.
Americans elected a president who DOES NOT believe in the essential
goodness of America! We will come to regret that.



~^ beancounter ~^ December 27th, 2009 06:37 PM

Why does Mark Bowen hate his country so much?
 


Do you notice the libs. have a way of throwing
every thing off track when you corner them?
They accuse others of everthing and answer
nothing pertaining to the topic. Thats their
way of spinning. They have no care that what
they say is lies. It goes on and on. When
BILL got caught with his pants down, Hillary
came out on world wide TV and said it was,"A
right winged conspericy". See no shame, caught
in lies and they blame something else. Its
all depends what the defination of IS....IS...
Where is the birth cert.? Oh G. Wahington wasn't
born here. Or McCain was born over seas. Don't
ever answer and never give proof...funny bunch
of ..... No One questioned Hillary, did they?
Don't question Obama or you answer will be, "Bush
did it" and you'd better believe it...Funny
and unbelievable. Stupidy is not rare.

Mark Bowen December 27th, 2009 06:50 PM

Why does Mark Bowen hate his country so much?
 

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Mark Bowen December 27th, 2009 06:50 PM

Why does Mark Bowen hate his country so much
 

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Mark Bowen December 27th, 2009 06:50 PM

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~^ beancounter ~^ December 27th, 2009 07:53 PM

Why does Mark Bowen hate his country so much?
 


Whether we like it or not, radical mooslims want to destroy the West,
and there are a LOT of them. Yet the Obama administration wants to
ignore the fact that terrorists are at war (Bin Laden actually
declared war on us) with us and treat these matters as a law
enforcement issue as though these jihadists were burglars and not
suicide bombers. Yes, this guy has a taxpayer paid lawyer. Yes he's
been read Miranda. And yes, he will get a civilian trial. But there is
NO excuse for Beavis and Butthead Obama/Holder to bring terrorists
captured overseas to trial in N.Y.C. or to a prison in Illinois. NO
EXCUSE! We're closing a Mulit-million $$dollar prison at GITMO so the
"world" will like us????? Give me a break! Obama is a fool or a
traitor. Take your pick.

Tom Littleton[_2_] December 27th, 2009 08:17 PM

Why does Mark Bowen hate his country so much?
 

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Whether we like it or not, radical mooslims want to destroy the West,
and there are a LOT of them. Yet the Obama administration wants to
ignore the fact that terrorists are at war (Bin Laden actually
declared war on us) with us and treat these matters as a law
enforcement issue as though these jihadists were burglars and not
suicide bombers. Yes, this guy has a taxpayer paid lawyer. Yes he's
been read Miranda. And yes, he will get a civilian trial. But there is
NO excuse for Beavis and Butthead Obama/Holder to bring terrorists
captured overseas to trial in N.Y.C. or to a prison in Illinois. NO
EXCUSE! We're closing a Mulit-million $$dollar prison at GITMO so the
"world" will like us????? Give me a break! Obama is a fool or a
traitor. Take your pick.


sorry, chump, but I'll take a third. He is following the Constitutional
practices that have brought this nation greatness. It's called regaining the
moral high ground. Damn shame you can't see it, but a lot of the rest of us
are pretty proud, for the first time in about 8 years.
Tom



DaveS December 27th, 2009 09:22 PM

Why does Mark Bowen hate his country so much?
 

You need to sign up for some basic ed classes at a nearby junior
college. You know about as much about Islam as the primitive snake
handler preachers you learn this hate from. It is exactly pinche
assholes like you that cause our country so many problems,
particularly if you are let out of the country. Then the rest of us
have to pay and risk skin to bail your stupid asses out. About all you
are capable of is copying other fool's stuff and passing it off as
your own vomit.

Dave




DaveS December 27th, 2009 09:39 PM

Why does Mark Bowen hate his country so much?
 

Beanster? You are such a pussy. Whine. Whine Whine. Whats the deal
with this obsession with Obama? Some Black drill Sargent make you
bathe? make a weenie be a man? You are way over the hate edge pal. Get
over it.

DaveS December 27th, 2009 09:43 PM

Why is Richard Bonilla a Whiner and a security risk for the USA
 

Beanster? You are such a pussy. Whine. Whine Whine. Whats the deal
with this obsession with Obama? Some Black drill Sargent make you
bathe? make a weenie be a man? You are way over the hate edge pal.
Get
over it.

Mark Bowen December 27th, 2009 09:46 PM

Why is Richard Bonilla a Whiner and a security risk for the USA
 


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Mark Bowen December 27th, 2009 09:46 PM

Why is Richard Bonilla a Whiner and a security risk for the USA
 

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Mark Bowen December 27th, 2009 09:47 PM

Why is Richard Bonilla a Whiner and a security risk for the USA
 


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DaveS December 27th, 2009 09:47 PM

Why is Richard Bonilla a Whiner and a security risk for the USA
 
Beanman, You need to sign up for some basic ed classes at a nearby
junior
college. You know about as much about Islam as the primitive snake
handler preachers you learn this hate from. It is exactly pinche
assholes like you that cause our country so many problems,
particularly if you are let out of the country. Then the rest of us
have to pay and risk skin to bail your stupid asses out. About all
you
are capable of is copying other fool's stuff and passing it off as
your own vomit.

Dave

Mark Bowen December 27th, 2009 09:47 PM

Why is Richard Bonilla a Whiner and a security risk for the USA
 

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