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luck down
Glad you took that one the right way. I wasn't sure right after I hit that
"Send" button! Illinois Fisherman wrote: Dang, that's why it's so hard. "Dan Krueger" wrote in message .net... Not if you're a moron! Illinois Fisherman wrote: Next time. It's hard to write badly. "Jeff Durham" wrote in message ... If you would have eliminated proper capitalization and punctuation from your posting and overall good grammar, you could have been mistaken for the the moronic "lure builder". :-) I am still laughing as a read this. Jeff "Illinois Fisherman" wrote in message y.com... "Lure builder" wrote in message ... I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a while. The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another girl. My canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced into the water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as my girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in front of a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart closed the fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last pack of cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it, only to discover I never started in the first place. I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on modern fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day, unsuccessfully I might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental fishing abilities were at fault. I perceive that everyone posting to this board has the same problems as I do from time to time. Sage advice is what I am sharing with you. |
luck down
Glad you took that one the right way. I wasn't sure right after I hit that
"Send" button! Illinois Fisherman wrote: Dang, that's why it's so hard. "Dan Krueger" wrote in message .net... Not if you're a moron! Illinois Fisherman wrote: Next time. It's hard to write badly. "Jeff Durham" wrote in message ... If you would have eliminated proper capitalization and punctuation from your posting and overall good grammar, you could have been mistaken for the the moronic "lure builder". :-) I am still laughing as a read this. Jeff "Illinois Fisherman" wrote in message y.com... "Lure builder" wrote in message ... I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a while. The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another girl. My canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced into the water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as my girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in front of a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart closed the fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last pack of cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it, only to discover I never started in the first place. I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on modern fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day, unsuccessfully I might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental fishing abilities were at fault. I perceive that everyone posting to this board has the same problems as I do from time to time. Sage advice is what I am sharing with you. |
luck down
Well, if we are not on this earth to have fun, then why are we here?
"Dan Krueger" wrote in message hlink.net... Glad you took that one the right way. I wasn't sure right after I hit that "Send" button! Illinois Fisherman wrote: Dang, that's why it's so hard. "Dan Krueger" wrote in message .net... Not if you're a moron! Illinois Fisherman wrote: Next time. It's hard to write badly. "Jeff Durham" wrote in message m... If you would have eliminated proper capitalization and punctuation from your posting and overall good grammar, you could have been mistaken for the the moronic "lure builder". :-) I am still laughing as a read this. Jeff "Illinois Fisherman" wrote in message gy.com... "Lure builder" wrote in message ... I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a while. The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another girl. My canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced into the water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as my girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in front of a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart closed the fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last pack of cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it, only to discover I never started in the first place. I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on modern fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day, unsuccessfully I might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental fishing abilities were at fault. I perceive that everyone posting to this board has the same problems as I do from time to time. Sage advice is what I am sharing with you. |
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