I just HATE this guy!
 

Remember John there is only 1 thing more finicky than a 5 lb bass and that's
a long legged cocktail waitress...Trust me on this one. :-)


"John Kerr" wrote in message
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I just HATE this guy!

Group: rec.outdoors.fishing.bass Date: Mon, Nov 8, 2004, 10:44pm From:
(Henry Hefner)
John Kerr wrote:
My neighbor is fully retired...he goes fishing every day! I am getting
ready to go to work, and I see him hooking up the boat...He just smiles
and says, "Wanna come along?"! The only saving grace...sometimes I take
a day off, and I do "come along", but better than that, his wife cooks
up some of the fish he catches, and she always brings me over a plate of
fried fish, coldslaw, beans, and hush-puppies....Lord she is a great
cook! g
JK
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I know we are just talking semantics here, but I don't think you hate
him. You just wish you WERE him. ;)
Man, I do too! I've been fishing exactly TWICE in the past 6 weeks. :(
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Yep, he is really a great guy...and whenever he can, he accomodates my
schedule. I could actually fish more than I do...but one of my other
hobbies is chasing "long legged cocktail waitresses" up at the casino
boat. Havn't yet figured out which I would opt for....catching a 5 #
bass, or.....:)!
JK

I just HATE this guy!
 

You need a roomate?
"John Kerr" wrote in message ...
My neighbor is fully retired...he goes fishing every day! I am getting
ready to go to work, and I see him hooking up the boat...He just smiles
and says, "Wanna come along?"! The only saving grace...sometimes I take
a day off, and I do "come along", but better than that, his wife cooks
up some of the fish he catches, and she always brings me over a plate of
fried fish, coldslaw, beans, and hush-puppies....Lord she is a great
cook! g
JK

I just HATE this guy!
 

You need a roomate?
"John Kerr" wrote in message ...
My neighbor is fully retired...he goes fishing every day! I am getting
ready to go to work, and I see him hooking up the boat...He just smiles
and says, "Wanna come along?"! The only saving grace...sometimes I take
a day off, and I do "come along", but better than that, his wife cooks
up some of the fish he catches, and she always brings me over a plate of
fried fish, coldslaw, beans, and hush-puppies....Lord she is a great
cook! g
JK

I just HATE this guy!
 

One last note about age:
I worked at a large casino for over nine years. If one would EVER choose being in a casino rather than out fishing, one is missing a lot of wisdom. I'd rather be old!
"John Kerr" wrote in message ...
My neighbor is fully retired...he goes fishing every day! I am getting
ready to go to work, and I see him hooking up the boat...He just smiles
and says, "Wanna come along?"! The only saving grace...sometimes I take
a day off, and I do "come along", but better than that, his wife cooks
up some of the fish he catches, and she always brings me over a plate of
fried fish, coldslaw, beans, and hush-puppies....Lord she is a great
cook! g
JK