No ordinary man can run one of those babies. That hombre weidling those 6
barrels spitting death is none other than Minnesotas former govenor - Jessie
Ventura, the man we need in the White House.
The M134 http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/equip/m134.htm has a 28 volt
motor that took about 120 amps to run it. Jessie was a good many to carry
that gun around but he would have been better if he could have carried the
battery.

"Joe Ellis" wrote in message
...
In article ,
"Charlie Wilson" wrote:

"Wayne Harrison"wrote:
bull****, i said to ernest; give me a well made 7mm for anything
with a
soft skin, and the *******s die, if they fly. the only two beasties
that
require the giant solids are the elephant and the buff. and, imho,
the
ol' 47 is as much as one needs. that, and a damn fine pair of legs,
if
things get touchy in the bush, don't you see? 'course, the wogs
provide a
damn fine buffer for the first charge, boyo...

If I ever get so ****ed off at a lion that I have to kill him, I
won't
settle for anything less than a 90mm recoilless rifle (second generation
bazooka).
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/huntlion.html

How about a back-pack Gatling gun like the one in the first Predator
movie? Now
THERE'S some firepower!

Lest you doubt:

http://www.planetrainbowsix.com/armm...anual/saws.htm

From the page:

"Admittedly, the M134 were meant for mounted applications and never intend
to be
hand-held. Stembridge Gun Rentals, which provided firearms for film
productions
from 1916 to 1999, modified at least two real M134 for use in films such
as
'Predator' and 'Terminator 2'. The cyclic rate was reduced to 1700rpm in
order
to reduce torque and to lower the voltage required to power the motor whic
h
rotates the barrels. When Stembridge quit the gun rental business due to
the
oppressive legal climate in California, their set of modified M134 were
placed
up for sale. For $125,000, a qualified individual could buy one, including
the
associated movie props, spare parts, and live barrels. For additional
money,
Stembridge's Minigun wrangler Dan Sprague would provide instruction on its
use
and maintenance."

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"What it all comes to is that the whole structure of space flight as it
stands now is creaking, obsolecent, over-elaborate, decaying. The field is
static; no, worse than that, it's losing ground. By this time, our ships
ought to be sleeker and faster, and able to carry bigger payloads. We
ought
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planet,
and ships that can fly from one planet to another." - Senator Bliss
Wagoner
James Blish - _They Shall Have
Stars_

Since this is a fishing newsgroup, I think I would go with the bolt
action in a 458 Winchester Magnum cause Ed Zern found it was the
perfect weapon to use while shooting fish in a barrel and it could also
be used for this.

Big Dale

"Wayne Harrison" wrote in
. com:

bull****, i said to ernest; give me a well made 7mm for anything
with a
soft skin, and the *******s die, if they fly. the only two beasties
that require the giant solids are the elephant and the buff. and,
imho, the ol' 47 is as much as one needs. that, and a damn fine pair
of legs, if things get touchy in the bush, don't you see? 'course,
the wogs provide a damn fine buffer for the first charge, boyo...

lord wayno

....it is my belief that anyone in roff facing a charging lion or buff would
put the first load in his pants.

Frank the Lion-hearted

Wolfgang wrote:

"Conan The Librarian" wrote in message
...

Well sure, but I'd say a lead-eyed Clouser would be a better bet. It's
more streamlined, so it carries better and flies straighter.

Of course, it could be that we are arguing apples and oranges here.
What sorts of big game do you usually chase on the Cheesehead Savannah?

Spotted buffalo:

http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/cattle/holstein/

Ah, a different subspecies. Down here it's the horny spotted
buffalo: http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/c...texaslonghorn/

Chuck Vance (a fair-to-middling game hunter myself)

Wait till you try taking one of these babies on a 7 wt.!

I use an 8-wt. myself. Can't throw those size 3/0 Clousers worth a
damn with anything smaller.

Wolfgang
who, loathe to argue with success, intends to stick with the woolly
buggers......in a sorta grass green color.

The old Bessie bugger, eh?

Hmmm ... I never thought of trying to get them to *eat* the fly.
I've been trying to hit them with mine.

Thanks for the tips.


Chuck Vance (who learns something new every day on ROFF)

"Conan The Librarian" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:

...Wolfgang
who, loathe to argue with success, intends to stick with the woolly
buggers......in a sorta grass green color.

The old Bessie bugger, eh?

Hmmm ... I never thought of trying to get them to *eat* the fly. I've
been trying to hit them with mine.

It's just a backup......in case the shot misses.*

Thanks for the tips.

Wolfgang
*to whom, of course, this never happens.

Excellent posts Gentlemen!
Although my thread my have been off-topic for the group I was confident
I would encounter worldly and intelligent folks here that would have an
opinion on the question posed.

-Carmelo
www.WorldShooter.com
Hunting and Shooting Talk Forums

Wolfgang wrote:
"Conan The Librarian" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:

...Wolfgang
who, loathe to argue with success, intends to stick with the
woolly
buggers......in a sorta grass green color.

The old Bessie bugger, eh?

Hmmm ... I never thought of trying to get them to *eat* the fly.
I've
been trying to hit them with mine.

It's just a backup......in case the shot misses.*

Thanks for the tips.

Wolfgang
*to whom, of course, this never happens.

wrote in message
ups.com...
Excellent posts Gentlemen!
Although my thread my have been off-topic for the group I was confident
I would encounter worldly and intelligent folks here that would have an
opinion on the question posed.


Yeah.....well.....mind you don't break that arm, huh Ernie?

Wolfgang

Wolfgang wrote:

"Conan The Librarian" wrote in message
...

Hmmm ... I never thought of trying to get them to *eat* the fly. I've
been trying to hit them with mine.

It's just a backup......in case the shot misses.*

So is this where we're supposed to start a debate over C&R vs. C&K?


Chuck Vance (unhooking them is a bitch)

So is this where we're supposed to start a debate over C&R vs. C&K?
Chuck Vance (unhooking them is a bitch)


I was taught to shoot to stun them. That way you can get them to help you
peddle your bike back down the mountain.

--
Stev Lenon