The water's too hot.
The water's too cold.
It's too sunny.
It's not sunny enough.
You should have been here yesterday.
You should have been here tomorrow.
Pee before you put on your waders.
You can't catch fish with your fly out of the water.
Should have used a smaller fly.
Should have used a larger fly.

Anyone got any suggestions or good one liners?

From a fly pattern:
Wrap three times around the butt and whip it.

--
Frank Reid
Euthenize to respond

lou t wrote:

Pee before you put on your waders.


Hoffman is marketing a new wader which makes this one moot.

My favorites are
Hit it fat
and
Rub some dirt on it.
Tho those are germaine to golf and basball. But still good ones

MT

Google it
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...+sayings&meta=

regards
Jamaro

"bunnykilla" wrote in message
. uk...
Hi Guys

I need to compile a list of fishing slogans but don't know any because
i'm not a fisherman :)

Anyone got any suggestions or good one liners?

Phil

keep your dynamite dry

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 22:43:07 GMT, bunnykilla
wrote:

Peter A. Collin wrote:
bunnykilla wrote:

Hi Guys

I need to compile a list of fishing slogans but don't know any because
i'm not a fisherman :)

Anyone got any suggestions or good one liners?

Phil

Tight Lines
You Should Have Been Here Yesterday
The Big One got Away
Not all fishermen are liars, but a lot of liars fish
Limited out
Hosed 'em
Slayed 'em

Cheers Peter,

Phil

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 11:18:46 GMT, Frank Church
wrote:

bunnykilla wrote in news:LYe9e.15793$G8.12369
:

Hi Guys

I need to compile a list of fishing slogans but don't know any because
i'm not a fisherman :)

Anyone got any suggestions or good one liners?

Phil

...is that a carp in your waders or are you just glad to see me?

fc

I still like "nobody fishes there any more 'cuz it's too crowded!"

"bunnykilla" wrote in message
. uk...
Hi Guys

I need to compile a list of fishing slogans but don't know any because
i'm not a fisherman :)

Anyone got any suggestions or good one liners?

Phil

"Never trust a man who doesn't have too many fly rods."

The fish are allways on the other side of the river (lake, creek).
Quicker than a Gar can skin a minner.

LDR (long distance release)
Do these waders make my butt look big?
Hey, put sumt'in orange on!
These #32 royal coachmen flies keep hooking worms. (Patrick McManus I
think)
They were pounding dries
Tried to match the hatch
Couldn't buy a fish
Tried everything in my box
They're taking LGF's (little green f*ckers) (John M., Fort Smith)

JB