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"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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Quite right! Forgive me , I got carried away! ( At least it was not a
fairy!).


it was a fairy tale however

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"Wayne Knight" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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Quite right! Forgive me , I got carried away! ( At least it was not a
fairy!).


it was a fairy tale however


My eternal apologies!

Just listening to a nice song, "The night Fairy is bringing me home again",
( Or was that "Ferry"?).

Time for another Cragganmore!

Doorbell´s ringing! Goodnight ladies!

TL
MC

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Several of our learned friends regale us with
.................
Just listening to a nice song, "The night Fairy is bringing me home again",
( Or was that "Ferry"?).
.....................
O-o-o-o-oh.... I had heard a bit here and there about the movie - gay
cowboys, etc. - and thought it was just another in the rash of recent
remakes: a remake of "Midnight Cowboy" called, "Broke, Back Mountin'"...


In the spirit of this infantile humor, from someone else -


1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
you,
but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That
sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not
Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.. Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
to
look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
says "Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
your
kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an
hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But
why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand
chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
to
a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself
to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
from bad breath. This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's
good).....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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SNIP
Well, I'll forego examining the fascinating question of whether or not it
is a good thing that the world as we know it doesn't depend on your
awareness......and the equally intriguing distinction between a question
and a statement of fact. But I can't but wonder who suggested to you
that relations are more strained than usual......or what relations we may
be talking about, for that matter.

Wolfgang



Well that was a remarkable amount of foregoing.

The world as I know it does indeed depend on my awareness.

As I wrote, there is no point in trying to bull**** me. You have a very
good command of the English language, and I admire that. Indeed, in the
meantime, it is the only reason I read your posts. But you are an
arrogant venial person, at least your usenet persona gives this
impression, perhaps intentionally? I have no idea.

Whatever the case may be, I have better things to do just now, my
girlfriend will be here in ten minutes.

Might we postpone the ****ing contest for the nonce? Or even
indefinitely?

Bloody pointless anyway.

And yet, here you are.

Wolfgang

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Wayne Knight wrote:

"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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Quite right! Forgive me , I got carried away! ( At least it was not a
fairy!).



it was a fairy tale however



perhaps the "green fairy"? g

and (responding to mike's original note about friends)...the truth is,
many might indeed be friends. many have the capacity, many have the
inclination, and many look forward to the opportunity... my own
undeserving self is proof of the fact, and i'm grateful to have shared
moments and more than moments with many of them from this place.

jeff

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"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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it was a fairy tale however



perhaps the "green fairy"? g

and (responding to mike's original note about friends)...the truth is,
many might indeed be friends. many have the capacity, many have the
inclination, and many look forward to the opportunity... my own
undeserving self is proof of the fact, and i'm grateful to have shared
moments and more than moments with many of them from this place.

jeff

Well said, my shiffkeyless friend. You have reminded me that a bottle of the
green fairy is hiding in my Potables Pantry. I'll raise a short toast (truth
be told, probably two or three) to you this very evening.

Danl, the thirsty and tired

....now where are those sugar cubes......

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Danl wrote:
"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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perhaps the "green fairy"? g

Well said, my shiffkeyless friend.

Don't you need [shift] to get "" and "", and for that matter to get
"?"? I do.

Maybe Jeff has a special nc keyboard. :-)

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

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"rw" wrote in message
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Danl wrote:
"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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perhaps the "green fairy"? g

Well said, my shiffkeyless friend.

Don't you need [shift] to get "" and "", and for that matter to get
"?"? I do.

Maybe Jeff has a special nc keyboard. :-)



"special nc keyboard" is perzackly correct.

Danl

nc, of course, stands for "no caps"

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rw wrote:


Don't you need [shift] to get "" and "", and for that matter to get
"?"? I do.

Maybe Jeff has a special nc keyboard. :-)


though admittedly shiftless and lazy (even shiftlessly lazy), i'm
willing to work a bit for a grin or a question. laughing and learning is
worth the exercise. g but, then, i'm sure you noted the poximity of
the right shift key to the "?" and the ""...it aint a long walk.

jeff

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Danl wrote:


...now where are those sugar cubes......



G... btw, are you coming to montana in july? and...how did your
bride's sojourn in tennessee go?

jeff