Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
 

Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:46:42 -0000, BJ Conner
wrote:


Global warming is caused by Republicans.

And only a idiot lib like you would answer an obvious troll AND cross
post it to four other newsgroups.

And repost the troll in its entirety.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
 

The lunar calendar and more accurately the Mayan long calendar
predicts 2012 to be the date the gravity of the planet Venus
negatively affects the Moon's lunar trajectory and causes
disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth. Known
only as, and exacerbated by Global Warming.

Oooooh. 2012 is also the forecast arrival of the infamous "Planet X",
Niburu. Coincidence? Them Mayan dudes were pretty smart, eh? Then
again there's also Jon Stewart's (?) theory that Global Warming is
actually a plot by Venutian operatives here on Earth to convert
Earth's climate into a hot atmosphere suitable for Venutian
habitation. It's a plot, I tell ya, and Clinton is behind it.

Nah, got it all figured out. This group of TB-ridden Al Quaida
operatives illegally crossed in from Mexico to take jobs away from
honest American expatriots (okay, they crossed into Guatemala) in the
chicken pot pie factory. These operatives laced the chicken pot pies
with superbug staph germs that were fed to the Nebraska Cornhusker
Blackshirts to make them so sick they threw the games against Missouri
and Oklahoma, causing the Nebraska athletic director to get fired,
bringing back Coach Osborne to get some extra publicity before his yet
un-announced presidential bid. This is all due to the fact that
everyone, even Usama Bin Laden in his cave is a Husker at heart.
Frank "wondering what the hell they put in this new prescription" Reid

Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
 

Your statements regarding the Mayan calendar are totally inaccurate.

tvp

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Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.

The lunar calendar and more accurately the Mayan long calendar
predicts 2012 to be the date the gravity of the planet Venus
negatively affects the Moon's lunar trajectory and causes
disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth. Known
only as, and exacerbated by Global Warming. Though for communities
of the time, then dependent largely on agricultural industries, this
was
known as the beginning of the end times or the apocalypse.
The event of Venus' orbit pulling the moon away from us only happens
once every 60,000 to 70,000 years and coincides with landmark claims
of human survival such as the book of Genesis and the predictions of
the Maya.

In order to thwart this new enemy, or threat from outer space as I
like to call it, we need to re-engineer the moons orbit back to a
position agreeable with life on earth. This should be the sole focus
of Global Warming talks and endeavours.

That new bomb the Russians invented should do the trick. Just detonate
it alongside the trajectory of the moon and nudge it back into
place. Do this every once in a while and we'll have a very nice planet
to
live on for a long time to come. If not, then it is Hell On Road Off,
as the heat of Gehenna burn us all to death.


Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape
the damnation of Gehenna?" - Jesus Christ

"Control the trajectory of the moon, and you control the seasons,
control the seasons, and you control the weather,
control the weather, and you control global warming,
control global warming, and you control the temperature of the earth.
and that is how we escape." - Beelzebub

And when you look up to the sky and see the sun, the moon and the
stars
all the heavenly array-do not be enticed into bowing down to them and
worshiping things the LORD your God has apportioned
to all the nations under heaven. Deuteronomy 4:19



Sincerely yours,


Norman Christian Hoffmann
HAMC

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Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
 

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:48:18 -0500, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:07:40 -0500, "Wolfgang"
wrote:

Hm.......

Oooops. I stand corrected. Only an idiot like you AND Wolfgang......

Moron.

Better?

Oh, yes......much.

Wolfgang


Did you cross post to a number of other news groups?

Why, yes, it looks as if I did just that.

Yeah, I thought so.

Well, aren't you the clever little thing!

Mikey Junior

Ouch.

Wolfgang
who had almost forgotten what it is like to be roughed up so badly before
breakfast.

Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
 

"Frank Reid" wrote in message
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The lunar calendar and more accurately the Mayan long calendar
predicts 2012 to be the date the gravity of the planet Venus
negatively affects the Moon's lunar trajectory and causes
disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth. Known
only as, and exacerbated by Global Warming.

Oooooh. 2012 is also the forecast arrival of the infamous "Planet X",
Niburu. Coincidence? Them Mayan dudes were pretty smart, eh? Then
again there's also Jon Stewart's (?) theory that Global Warming is
actually a plot by Venutian operatives here on Earth to convert
Earth's climate into a hot atmosphere suitable for Venutian
habitation. It's a plot, I tell ya, and Clinton is behind it.

Nah, got it all figured out. This group of TB-ridden Al Quaida
operatives illegally crossed in from Mexico to take jobs away from
honest American expatriots (okay, they crossed into Guatemala) in the
chicken pot pie factory. These operatives laced the chicken pot pies
with superbug staph germs that were fed to the Nebraska Cornhusker
Blackshirts to make them so sick they threw the games against Missouri
and Oklahoma, causing the Nebraska athletic director to get fired,
bringing back Coach Osborne to get some extra publicity before his yet
un-announced presidential bid. This is all due to the fact that
everyone, even Usama Bin Laden in his cave is a Husker at heart.
Frank "wondering what the hell they put in this new prescription" Reid

Blah, blah, whatever. Will I be able to get real tomatoes in January?

Wolfgang
everybody misses the big picture.

Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
 

"Tad Perry" wrote in message
...
Your statements regarding the Mayan calendar are totally inaccurate.

Ah! The truth at last!

Wolfgang
who had a sneaking suspicion that it was bound to happen eventually.

Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
 

On Oct 19, 6:09 am, "Wolfgang" wrote:
"Frank Reid" wrote in message

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The lunar calendar and more accurately the Mayan long calendar
predicts 2012 to be the date the gravity of the planet Venus
negatively affects the Moon's lunar trajectory and causes
disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth. Known
only as, and exacerbated by Global Warming.

Oooooh. 2012 is also the forecast arrival of the infamous "Planet X",
Niburu. Coincidence? Them Mayan dudes were pretty smart, eh? Then
again there's also Jon Stewart's (?) theory that Global Warming is
actually a plot by Venutian operatives here on Earth to convert
Earth's climate into a hot atmosphere suitable for Venutian
habitation. It's a plot, I tell ya, and Clinton is behind it.

Nah, got it all figured out. This group of TB-ridden Al Quaida
operatives illegally crossed in from Mexico to take jobs away from
honest American expatriots (okay, they crossed into Guatemala) in the
chicken pot pie factory. These operatives laced the chicken pot pies
with superbug staph germs that were fed to the Nebraska Cornhusker
Blackshirts to make them so sick they threw the games against Missouri
and Oklahoma, causing the Nebraska athletic director to get fired,
bringing back Coach Osborne to get some extra publicity before his yet
un-announced presidential bid. This is all due to the fact that
everyone, even Usama Bin Laden in his cave is a Husker at heart.
Frank "wondering what the hell they put in this new prescription" Reid

Blah, blah, whatever. Will I be able to get real tomatoes in January?

Wolfgang
everybody misses the big picture.- Hide quoted text -

Hey, tomatoes are red and if Osborne has his way, there'll be a sea of
red in January. Close enough for you?
Frank Reid

Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
 

On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:34:21 -0000, Frank Reid
wrote:

The lunar calendar and more accurately the Mayan long calendar
predicts 2012 to be the date the gravity of the planet Venus
negatively affects the Moon's lunar trajectory and causes
disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth. Known
only as, and exacerbated by Global Warming.

Oooooh. 2012 is also the forecast arrival of the infamous "Planet X",
Niburu. Coincidence? Them Mayan dudes were pretty smart, eh? Then
again there's also Jon Stewart's (?) theory that Global Warming is
actually a plot by Venutian operatives here on Earth to convert
Earth's climate into a hot atmosphere suitable for Venutian
habitation. It's a plot, I tell ya, and Clinton is behind it.

Nah, got it all figured out. This group of TB-ridden Al Quaida
operatives illegally crossed in from Mexico to take jobs away from
honest American expatriots (okay, they crossed into Guatemala) in the
chicken pot pie factory. These operatives laced the chicken pot pies
with superbug staph germs that were fed to the Nebraska Cornhusker
Blackshirts to make them so sick they threw the games against Missouri
and Oklahoma, causing the Nebraska athletic director to get fired,
bringing back Coach Osborne to get some extra publicity before his yet
un-announced presidential bid. This is all due to the fact that
everyone, even Usama Bin Laden in his cave is a Husker at heart.


Frank "wondering what the hell they put in this new prescription" Reid

Maybe staph germs, Budweiser, and chicken pot pie...?

Hey, it COULD help,
R
PS - how's the kiddo? Better, I hope.

Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
 

PS - how's the kiddo? Better, I hope.

Daughter is "better." She's back up in Bismarck (don't know if that's
better or worse). Just going to be a long, slow recovery.
Thanks for asking.
Frank Reid