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On Jan 12, 1:25 am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:49:51 -0800 (PST), Mike

wrote:
The only wind in a restaurant is caused by old farts.

Not to mention some disturbances elsewhere................

You should know, Connor. The last picture I saw of you showed a fat
little old man. You live in a hovel that probably smells of farts.

And YOU are telling me of disturbances...... read what Scott said
about you awhile back. It fits you to a T.

hth

d:oP

Go and inhale some more hair spray you old fool. I am 178 cm tall (5
´10), muscular, ( due not least to daily training, and bike riding), I
weigh 76 kg, ( 167.5 lbs) which is close to ideal, and my hair does
not flop around in a breeze.

MC

MC

Here we go, here we go, here we go........
Here we go, here we go, here we go........
Here we go, here we go, here we go........
Here we go-oh! Here we go........

Mike wrote:

Go and inhale some more hair spray you old fool. I am 178 cm tall (5
´10), muscular, ( due not least to daily training, and bike riding), I
weigh 76 kg, ( 167.5 lbs) which is close to ideal, and my hair does
not flop around in a breeze.

Good grief, this isn't the "man seeks man" classified ads
it's a fly fishing newsgroup. Why don't you take that ****
down to your train station, you'd have a better chance of
getting lucky there than you would here on roff.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Jan 12, 3:52 am, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
Mike wrote:

Go and inhale some more hair spray you old fool. I am 178 cm tall (5
´10), muscular, ( due not least to daily training, and bike riding), I
weigh 76 kg, ( 167.5 lbs) which is close to ideal, and my hair does
not flop around in a breeze.

Good grief, this isn't the "man seeks man" classified ads
it's a fly fishing newsgroup. Why don't you take that ****
down to your train station, you'd have a better chance of
getting lucky there than you would here on roff.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Heh heh............was only a matter of time till the other
blackguardly poltroon piped up. What´s the matter love? You run out
of hairspray as well? Smear your lipstick?

I now pronounce you Kenny and Davey, as perfect a pair of arseholes as
one might ever sincerely hope not to meet.

MC

One day at last it came to pass,
as Kenny strained to kiss Dave´s ass,
he twisted wrong, his kidneys squeaked,
and then he very nearly freaked,
for to his surprise and dread,
he kissed an almost hairless head!

Even worse, to his dismay,
it tasted bad, like old hairspray!
Dave tried to cover with a grin,
and combing hair up from his chin,
he even combed it from his ears,
but this did not allay Ken´s fears!

Indeed, he had to bear the brunt,
of a face which now looked like a ****
this put him off a lot of course,
and even filled him with remorse,
indeed he then began to wonder,
how he made this awful blunder.

Some things are doomed at their inception,
one does not need much real perception,
of course soon Kenny started missing,
some pretty ass he might be kissing,
instead of lifting some chemise
hair now flapped thinly in the breeze.

To cap it all then, Davey farted,
and Ken then rapidly departed,
first a face that was repelling,
and now the dirty ratbag smelling!
This was more than he could take,
and so the nasty low down snake

Repaired with haste to a train station
to seek a new infatuation,
one with hair and a pleasant bum,
indeed a useful all round chum,
but when the guys there saw him coming,
covertly eyeing up their plumbing

They buggered off at a rate of knots
afraid of catching Kenny´s spots
Kenny, although queer you see,
just was not their cup of tea
they simply did not crave or hanker,
to waste their time with such a ******.

So my friends if you are wise,
and meet up with such nasty guys,
Like Davey and the blighted Kenny,
don´t stop to ask yourself how many,
assholes like these two may exist,
for when they pass, they wont be missed.

Avoiding them is really best,
if you never meet such you are blessed,
they will not then taint your lives,
with things for which an asshole strives,
you´ll never know their depredations,
nor suffer their invoked frustrations.

It does not matter what they say,
don´t let such assholes have their way
remember, what they say and do,
reflects on them, and not on you,
ignore them then, give them a miss,
for all they are is wind and ****.

MC

On 11-Jan-2008, Mike wrote:

One day at last it came to pass, .... snpi useless drivel from Mike
Conners ass

This is a ****ing useless and inflammatory post and you Mike, altho you may
be somewhat knowlegable about 1 or 2 things You are a flaming fool - or
perhaps asshole is a better choice of words
Who need this crap on a flyfishing newsgroup

Lets ee if the other 2 respond
Ken and Dave - Pls just blow this fool off

Thanks

Fred

On Jan 12, 7:31 am, wrote:
On 11-Jan-2008, Mike wrote:

One day at last it came to pass, .... snpi useless drivel from Mike
Conners ass

This is a ****ing useless and inflammatory post and you Mike, altho you may
be somewhat knowlegable about 1 or 2 things You are a flaming fool - or
perhaps asshole is a better choice of words
Who need this crap on a flyfishing newsgroup

Lets ee if the other 2 respond
Ken and Dave - Pls just blow this fool off

Thanks

Fred

The name is Connor you illiterate imbecile.

MC

On Jan 12, 9:27 am, Mike wrote:
On Jan 12, 7:31 am, wrote:

On 11-Jan-2008, Mike wrote:

One day at last it came to pass, .... snpi useless drivel from Mike
Conners ass

This is a ****ing useless and inflammatory post and you Mike, altho you may
be somewhat knowlegable about 1 or 2 things You are a flaming fool - or
perhaps asshole is a better choice of words
Who need this crap on a flyfishing newsgroup

Lets ee if the other 2 respond
Ken and Dave - Pls just blow this fool off

Thanks

Fred

The name is Connor you illiterate imbecile.

MC

Unless you at least learn to spell my name, your kill file will never
work.

MC

On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:35:18 -0800 (PST), Mike
wrote:

my hair does
not flop around in a breeze.

Neither does mine, you old fool. The original post was a parody of
Barnards "tea tasting" and Wolfgang's "coffee" thread.

And you can not hide the fact that you are a fat, homely, old man.

LaCourse