Ken for POTUS
 

On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:31:51 -0700, "asadi"
wrote:

do you have a sloe for a roving foreign ambassador?

You will be our Ambassador to the Philippines.

Ken for POTUS
 

Dave LaCourse wrote:

Sandy will be Sec of Interior, Frank Jr...etc

I tried responding to this early this morning. I teach a
(online) class in computer programming at a tribal school,
3 hours away. Twice a month I drive there.

So if this responce happens twice, it's Google Groups fault.
I'll do my best to repeat myself:

Sandy, secretary of the interior?
I thought I was better suited to "Secretary of argumentative,
know-it-all pain-in-the-ass."

But I'll gladly take interior, if that's the offer.
When I went to college 13 years ago (finished at 45)
I was frequently tutored in calculus by Yusef Ali,
my muslim friend from Kenya. Yusef learned math in a
schoolroom without windows. He was also the funniest
person I ever met....which blew that stereotype right out
of the desert. When I took him on a float trip down the Madison,
he said a fisherman's prayer in Swahili. And my wife caught
an 18" brown on the next cast. Yusef spent almost the whole
day breast-stoking 10' behind the boat, in clear cold water.

He's a black man so he didn't turn blue. But he must have
shivered enough to shake the bones out of a vampire.

He said: "It's such a pleasure to be able to swim in a river,
and not have to worry about crocodiles."

Later he told us he would be prime minister of Kenya someday.
It was written. And he was already planning it now. He was
going to make me Secretary of getting rid of all the white people.



--
/* Colin (Sandy) Pittendrigh --O0
** Have code will travel
*/

Ken for POTUS
 

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
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On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:31:51 -0700, "asadi"
wrote:


"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
. ..
And me for Veep. Together we can solve the mid-east crisis. Myron
will be Sec of State, Scott Sec of Defense, wayno Sec of Treasury.
Sandy will be Sec of Interior, Frank Jr. Sec of Homeland Security (I
know, I know......). Jeffy will be Whitehouse CofStaff and chief
couselor to the President. Snedeker will be the U.S. rep to the U.N.

And Phred will be the village idiot.

About as good as it is gonna get in the next five years.

Dave(who already has his fingers in the till.....)



do you have a sloe for a roving foreign ambassador?

john


No problem. Which color uniform do you prefer, khaki or green?


GeoC.

.....read that right when I was taking a swallow of beer...cough cough!

john

Ken for POTUS
 

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:31:51 -0700, "asadi"
wrote:

do you have a sloe for a roving foreign ambassador?

You will be our Ambassador to the Philippines.



In that case, I can justify my reasons for returning....and oh man....the
hospitality suite I have for you!

john

Ken for POTUS
 

salmobytes typed:
Dave LaCourse wrote:

Sandy will be Sec of Interior, Frank Jr...etc

snip
Sandy, secretary of the interior?
I thought I was better suited to "Secretary of argumentative,
know-it-all pain-in-the-ass."

That would make you Secretary of the Posterior. ;-)
--
TL,
Tim
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http://css.sbcma.com/timj

Ken for POTUS
 

In article
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riverman writes
On Jun 25, 9:39 am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
And me for Veep. Together we can solve the mid-east crisis. Myron
will be Sec of State, Scott Sec of Defense, wayno Sec of Treasury.
Sandy will be Sec of Interior, Frank Jr. Sec of Homeland Security (I
know, I know......). Jeffy will be Whitehouse CofStaff and chief
couselor to the President. Snedeker will be the U.S. rep to the U.N.

And Phred will be the village idiot.

About as good as it is gonna get in the next five years.

Dave(who already has his fingers in the till.....)

Hey, that sounds cool, I could fly all over the world, visiting
interesting (and sometimes dangerous) places, meet all sorts of
people, and generally get to spread my opinion all over the globe. How
novel!

--riverman

You've done that :-)
--
Bill Grey

Ken for POTUS
 

In article , asadi
writes

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
.. .
And me for Veep. Together we can solve the mid-east crisis. Myron
will be Sec of State, Scott Sec of Defense, wayno Sec of Treasury.
Sandy will be Sec of Interior, Frank Jr. Sec of Homeland Security (I
know, I know......). Jeffy will be Whitehouse CofStaff and chief
couselor to the President. Snedeker will be the U.S. rep to the U.N.

And Phred will be the village idiot.

About as good as it is gonna get in the next five years.

Dave(who already has his fingers in the till.....)



do you have a sloe for a roving foreign ambassador?

john



What about Foreign correspondent?
--
Bill Grey