Ping Jeff Miller
 

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:L0mNb.1275$_H5.1209@lakeread06...
oh...and as i'm sure you know...it's gomer. fukkin cheeseheads got no
learnin about true southern culture.

Gomer was a true stalwart Murrican who (no surprise) ended his days in the
USMC and, (oddly enough) bore an uncanny resemblance to the great crooner,
Jim Nabors, but I, for one, never believed that he was actually a native of
The Old North State (surprise! surprise!). His cousin Goober, on the other
hand, was a Newberrian, born and bred, who was never so pretentious as to
rise above his true station. He was my first real fitons.......well, aside
from Earnest T. Bass, that is.

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)

Ping Jeff Miller
 

welll, gawlllyyy...

....except on episode 150, "tv or not tv", goober's last name was
"beasley"...

i'm sure i missed the newberry episode... was that near mayberry??

jeff (working on his wllm buckley voice)




Wolfgang wrote:


Gomer was a true stalwart Murrican who (no surprise) ended his days in the
USMC and, (oddly enough) bore an uncanny resemblance to the great crooner,
Jim Nabors, but I, for one, never believed that he was actually a native of
The Old North State (surprise! surprise!). His cousin Goober, on the other
hand, was a Newberrian, born and bred, who was never so pretentious as to
rise above his true station. He was my first real fitons.......well, aside
from Earnest T. Bass, that is.

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)

Ping Jeff Miller
 

Wolfgang wrote:



It has been observed that honey will catch more flies than will vinegar.

except the "lawd of da flies" experience in yooper land debunks that ol saw.


who will take you to a spot whose very existence is so secret that he has
been sworn to secrecy by no less than 24 people in a single
seaso.......um......well, ****, you've already been there. :(

indeed, and hope to return one day... if it's not too crowded.

Ping Jeff Miller
 

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:8CCNb.1932$_H5.473@lakeread06...
welll, gawlllyyy...

...except on episode 150, "tv or not tv", goober's last name was
"beasley"...

Oops. He WAS Gomer's cousin though, right?

i'm sure i missed the newberry episode... was that near mayberry??

Oops. Dang, that must have been some pretty good wine I drank last
night.

jeff (working on his wllm buckley voice)

The voice we can live with.....if only just barely.....but please
don't adopt the politics.

Wolfgang
who, given the poor marksmanship demonstrated above, will keep his
bullet in his shirt pocket for a while.

Ping Jeff Miller
 

Wolfgang wrote:

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:8CCNb.1932$_H5.473@lakeread06...

welll, gawlllyyy...

...except on episode 150, "tv or not tv", goober's last name was
"beasley"...


Oops. He WAS Gomer's cousin though, right?

he was ... the episode 150 name was an anomaly which was never repeated,
and he was indeed goober pyle ... so, you were correct (dammit!).




jeff (working on his wllm buckley voice)


The voice we can live with.....if only just barely.....but please
don't adopt the politics.

not to worry... but billy's tough for a southern hick to imitate with a
straight fa... hey, wait a minute.


Wolfgang
who, given the poor marksmanship demonstrated above, will keep his
bullet in his shirt pocket for a while.

g sending it to the laundry?

Ping Jeff Miller
 

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)


ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....

wally

Ping Jeff Miller
 

On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 21:26:30 GMT, walt winter wrote:

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)


ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....

yeah, really.

hey ought to get a single-wide...

Ping Jeff Miller
 

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:BoDNb.1936$_H5.1082@lakeread06...


Wolfgang wrote:

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:8CCNb.1932$_H5.473@lakeread06...

welll, gawlllyyy...

...except on episode 150, "tv or not tv", goober's last name was
"beasley"...


Oops. He WAS Gomer's cousin though, right?

he was ... the episode 150 name was an anomaly which was never repeated,
and he was indeed goober pyle ... so, you were correct (dammit!).

Well, if I may be allowed a momentary indulgence in a sterteotype we are
thoroughly familiar with anyway, I s'pect he was as confused and uncertain
about his last name as we are. :)

jeff (working on his wllm buckley voice)


The voice we can live with.....if only just barely.....but please
don't adopt the politics.

not to worry... but billy's tough for a southern hick to imitate with a
straight fa... hey, wait a minute.

****, Billy is difficult to contemplate with a straight face.

Wolfgang
who, given the poor marksmanship demonstrated above, will keep his
bullet in his shirt pocket for a while.

g sending it to the laundry?

Either a reference to yet another episode I don't remember (it HAS been a
while) or something else that blew right by me. In either case, I plead
clueless.

See here now, I really do hope that you've got some sort of "Complete Desk
Reference to Ain't Bea an' All'a her Kinfolk an' Whatnot" sitting on the
desktop in front of you. I'd hate to think that all this arcane knowledge
about Otis and Floyd and......um.....well ****, what was the name of
Earnest's heartthrob (and didn't she grow up and find her way to Hee Haw a
couple of years later?)?.... and all the rest of Mayberry (not to mention
Mount Pilate) rattling around loose somewhere under your pate. I mean, that
sort of **** has been known to pop up all unexpected like at the oddest
moments........it could wreak havoc on courtroom decorum. :(

Wolfgang
who is nevertheless grateful for the tour down memory lane.

Ping Jeff Miller
 

"daytripper" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 21:26:30 GMT, walt winter
wrote:

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya! :)


ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....

yeah, really.

hey ought to get a single-wide...

Ya'll ain't never seen Jeffie in a sauna, have you? :)

Wolfgang
and it's pronounced "sow'-na", with the initial vowel as in "town", and the
latter as in "duh".

Ping Jeff Miller
 

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:ZICNb.1933$_H5.1357@lakeread06...


Wolfgang wrote:



It has been observed that honey will catch more flies than will vinegar.

except the "lawd of da flies" experience in yooper land debunks that ol
saw.

Nah, I'm just sweeter than most of the people here realize.....or are
willing to admit. And, judging by the numbers that found your own self
attractive as well, I guess we can both be glad they weren't carrion
flies.......um.....then again, by day five or so...... :(

who will take you to a spot whose very existence is so secret that he
has
been sworn to secrecy by no less than 24 people in a single
seaso.......um......well, ****, you've already been there. :(

indeed, and hope to return one day... if it's not too crowded.

Hump grass and nettles.........never crowded. ****, even George couldn't
find us! :)

Wolfgang
'course, george can't find a friend who is drowning before his very eyes.
:(