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Under the spreading chestnut tree....
On Nov 4, 7:47*am, rw wrote:
Giles wrote: On Nov 4, 4:35 am, rw wrote: Moron. So.....you don't want any chestnuts? g. Imbecile. You, of all people, really should take some of them and plant them. After all, wouldn't it be nice to be remembered for something.....anything.....more than just hating? :) g. the boy just WILL NOT learn! |
Under the spreading chestnut tree....
Giles wrote:
g. who, due to circumstance largely beyond his control, hasn't wet a line in over a year........well, some of them are beyond his control, anyway. Ask your doctor about Viagra. And if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, don't consult your doctor. Call a hooker. -- Cut "to the chase" for my email address. |
Under the spreading chestnut tree....
Giles wrote:
On Nov 4, 7:47 am, rw wrote: Giles wrote: On Nov 4, 4:35 am, rw wrote: Moron. So.....you don't want any chestnuts? g. Imbecile. You, of all people, really should take some of them and plant them. After all, wouldn't it be nice to be remembered for something.....anything.....more than just hating? :) g. the boy just WILL NOT learn! Numb nuts. -- Cut "to the chase" for my email address. |
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On Nov 4, 7:50*am, jeff wrote:
Giles wrote: Becky and I have about five hundred of them......the details of the acquisition (which necessarily include yet another paean to the great fundamental driving principle of the universe, coincidence) are fodder for another time....to be provided to anyone who asks.....or who asks for nuts. *Meanwhile, here they are, free for the asking ("free" refering strictly to the cost of acquisition.....they may, over the lifespan of the trees.....or yours, for that matter.....require some small cost in care and attention). So, who wants to save a specis? giles ok!! i know a few acres on england branch in graham county that would like to participate. *perhaps you guys can attend to the planting one month next spring, or we can arrange suitable instructions for planting by one lacking a green thumb, with seeds to be delivered before i make my next pilgrimage? jeff Well strike me ****in' dumb and blind! Graham county is as likely a candidate for the ancient ancestral birthplace of the proto-American Chestnut as any place on Earth.....and it never occurred to me! What better place to stage a resurrection? Seeds are currently refrigerated, and will remain so through January. Like so many other plants in "temperate" latitudes (why is it that nobody ever talks about longitudes where climate is concerned? Reykjavík is considerably farther north than Fargo, and guess in which place you'd rather spend a winter in a teepee or yurt or whatthe****ever) the chestnut has evolved mechanisms for dealing with prolonged cold spells (actually, biologists have long known that it isn't the cold, per se, that troubles so many critters.....it's the lack of liquid water.....or, drought, to speak in the vernacular, that makes winter such a bitch in places where temperatures hovering below zero celsius reign for months at a time). These mechanisms have worked very well (we know this because all these multifarious species have survived.....Q.E.D., ainna?) but the law of unintended consequences (like the great fundamental organizing principle of the universe.....coincidence) is inexorable and exacts a heavy toll......the fukkers CAN'T reproduce without having their nuts (so to speak) frozen (more or less) for a few months! HAH! Bottom line is that seeds won't be ready until after they have cooled their jets for a couple/three months and then get slowly humidified in a refrigerated bath of moist dirt and sphagnum moss for another couple/three weeks. In short, shipping will take place in early February.....more or less. Detailed instructions for care and feeding for the next couple of years will accompany each shipment........this ain't a "benign neglect" kinda proposition, given that the former dominance of the species was dependent as much on profligate reproduction (which we cannot match with a few measly hundreds of nuts) as on anything else. How many ya want? :) giles |
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On Nov 4, 1:52*pm, DaveS wrote:
I can plant some. I understand that they do ok into the southern BC mainland down into Oregon. Interesting. I've heard and read virtually nothing about chestnut plantings west of the Mississippi. But it stands to reason that they have been widely planted outside their native range, as our own experience here in Curdistan attests. Moreover, horticulturists in general have always found it impossible to resist the temptation to plant exotics......witness the fact that this is precisely how Castanea dentata got into trouble in the first place......and precisely why salvation still looms on the horizon. I will try a few here in Pugetopolis, and a few in a non-native hedge row over on the dryside (SE WA,) C. dentata was preeminently the dominant species of the Appalachian mountain chain, which is to say that it is naturally suited to a regime of moderate elevation and a moist climate with moderate temperatures. That said, experience has shown that it is notoriously unfussy with regard to growing conditions. It does well in a relatively wide range of soil types, moisture levels, temperature ranges, and other variables. It is also an extraordinarily fast grower.....for a deciduous hardwood in a temperate climate. It easily outstrips its native competitors, oak, walnut, butternut, hickory, maple, bass, etc. Not quite as fast as aspens, some willows, and a few others (including the monstrous exobiotic eucalypts) but easily the fastest grower among the hardwoods with which it naturally occured. My friend, Larry, has a good few four year old trees (both natives and hybrids) that are as much as ten to twelve feet tall and are already producing viable seed. His chestnuts in the twelve to eighteen year class far exceed the growth of all the walnuts and oaks they grow among. One lovely eighteen year old specimen (from which we harvested many nuts in the past few weeks) stands about thirty feet tall and an astonishing 14 inches dbh, as compared to the twenty foot height and 10 or inches dbh of the surrounding oaks and walnuts. I think there are some over in the older areas of Walla Walla settled before the civil War. Perhaps the same vintage, more or less, as the famed "forest" near West Salem , Wi., allegedly planted by a returning Civil War veteran, and which, incidentally, was also blight free until the 1980s when it was discovered by scientists eager to study and save and who, not so incidentally, almost certainly infected what had remained a pristine and blight free reservoir with spores they brought in from already infected areas. I understand we are mostly blight free in the West. For now.....perhaps. But don't be too generous with gps coordinates. Trout streams are impossible to keep secret precisely, if somewhat quixotically, or ironically (or whatever .....ly one prefers) because too many people care. Paradoxically, both the plight and potential salvation of the American chestnut are inextricably linked to the fact that nobody much gives a ****. It really is a terribly delicate balance. Thanx You're welcome. So, how many you want (bearing in mind that there is a considerable investment in varmint proofing)? giles. |
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On Nov 4, 8:55*pm, Giles wrote:
On Nov 4, 1:52*pm, DaveS wrote: I can plant some. I understand that they do ok into the southern BC mainland down into Oregon. Interesting. *I've heard and read virtually nothing about chestnut plantings west of the Mississippi. *But it stands to reason that they have been widely planted outside their native range, as our own experience here in Curdistan attests. *Moreover, horticulturists in general have always found it impossible to resist the temptation to plant exotics......witness the fact that this is precisely how Castanea dentata got into trouble in the first place......and precisely why salvation still looms on the horizon. I will try a few here in Pugetopolis, and a few in a non-native hedge row over on the dryside (SE WA,) C. dentata was preeminently the dominant species of the Appalachian mountain chain, which is to say that it is naturally suited to a regime of moderate elevation and a moist climate with moderate temperatures. *That said, experience has shown that it is notoriously unfussy with regard to growing conditions. *It does well in a relatively wide range of soil types, moisture levels, temperature ranges, and other variables. *It is also an extraordinarily fast grower.....for a deciduous hardwood in a temperate climate. *It easily outstrips its native competitors, oak, walnut, butternut, hickory, maple, bass, etc. *Not quite as fast as aspens, some willows, and a few others (including the monstrous exobiotic eucalypts) but easily the fastest grower among the hardwoods with which it naturally occured. *My friend, Larry, has a good few four year old trees (both natives and hybrids) that are as much as ten to twelve feet tall and are already producing viable seed. *His chestnuts in the twelve to eighteen year class far exceed the growth of all the walnuts and oaks they grow among. *One lovely eighteen year old specimen (from which we harvested many nuts in the past few weeks) stands about thirty feet tall and an astonishing 14 inches dbh, as compared to the twenty foot height and 10 or inches dbh of the surrounding oaks and walnuts. I think there are some over in the older areas of Walla Walla settled before the civil War. Perhaps the same vintage, more or less, as the famed "forest" near West Salem , Wi., allegedly planted by a returning Civil War veteran, and which, incidentally, was also blight free until the 1980s when it was discovered by scientists eager to study and save and who, not so incidentally, almost certainly infected what had remained a pristine and blight free reservoir with spores they brought in from already infected areas. I understand we are mostly blight free in the West. For now.....perhaps. *But don't be too generous with gps coordinates. Trout streams are impossible to keep secret precisely, if somewhat quixotically, or ironically (or whatever .....ly *one prefers) because too many people care. *Paradoxically, both the plight and potential salvation of the American chestnut are inextricably linked to the fact that nobody much gives a ****. *It really is a terribly delicate balance. Thanx You're welcome. *So, how many you want (bearing in mind that there is a considerable investment in varmint proofing)? giles. I'll be putting metal screen over the seeds till they sprout, then cage. But Im not certain whether to grow them as protected seedlings, then transplant with a cage into the hedgerow. Here the problem is deer, and on the dryside deer and beaver. I have to plant the dryside ponderosa at least in tubular 18" plastic and that is not very effective so fence wire cages are really what work best, especially for my apple trees. That means a lot fewer trees but bigger. All of which means that I'll be growing then to seedlings at least, but more probably 3-4 year olds. As to the number of seeds . . . I'd like to end up with about 2 dozen trees. So whatever you figure the germination rate etc. is, to yield something like 24 or so. Dave |
Under the spreading chestnut tree....
"rw" wrote in message ... Giles wrote: g. who, due to circumstance largely beyond his control, hasn't wet a line in over a year........well, some of them are beyond his control, anyway. Ask your doctor about Viagra. And if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, don't consult your doctor. Call a hooker. I rather the term, highly skilled professional john |
Under the spreading chestnut tree....
Giles wrote:
On Nov 4, 7:50 am, jeff wrote: Giles wrote: Becky and I have about five hundred of them......the details of the acquisition (which necessarily include yet another paean to the great fundamental driving principle of the universe, coincidence) are fodder for another time....to be provided to anyone who asks.....or who asks for nuts. Meanwhile, here they are, free for the asking ("free" refering strictly to the cost of acquisition.....they may, over the lifespan of the trees.....or yours, for that matter.....require some small cost in care and attention). So, who wants to save a specis? giles ok!! i know a few acres on england branch in graham county that would like to participate. perhaps you guys can attend to the planting one month next spring, or we can arrange suitable instructions for planting by one lacking a green thumb, with seeds to be delivered before i make my next pilgrimage? jeff Well strike me ****in' dumb and blind! Graham county is as likely a candidate for the ancient ancestral birthplace of the proto-American Chestnut as any place on Earth.....and it never occurred to me! What better place to stage a resurrection? Seeds are currently refrigerated, and will remain so through January. Like so many other plants in "temperate" latitudes (why is it that nobody ever talks about longitudes where climate is concerned? Reykjavík is considerably farther north than Fargo, and guess in which place you'd rather spend a winter in a teepee or yurt or whatthe****ever) the chestnut has evolved mechanisms for dealing with prolonged cold spells (actually, biologists have long known that it isn't the cold, per se, that troubles so many critters.....it's the lack of liquid water.....or, drought, to speak in the vernacular, that makes winter such a bitch in places where temperatures hovering below zero celsius reign for months at a time). These mechanisms have worked very well (we know this because all these multifarious species have survived.....Q.E.D., ainna?) but the law of unintended consequences (like the great fundamental organizing principle of the universe.....coincidence) is inexorable and exacts a heavy toll......the fukkers CAN'T reproduce without having their nuts (so to speak) frozen (more or less) for a few months! HAH! Bottom line is that seeds won't be ready until after they have cooled their jets for a couple/three months and then get slowly humidified in a refrigerated bath of moist dirt and sphagnum moss for another couple/three weeks. In short, shipping will take place in early February.....more or less. Detailed instructions for care and feeding for the next couple of years will accompany each shipment........this ain't a "benign neglect" kinda proposition, given that the former dominance of the species was dependent as much on profligate reproduction (which we cannot match with a few measly hundreds of nuts) as on anything else. How many ya want? :) giles i've never seen a live chestnut tree, or, if i did, i didn't recognize it as such. so...i figure 10 ought to give me and england branch enough chances, but i'll defer to your wisdom about such things. i want to plant a few in the open at the edges of my pastured areas, and some on a forested ridge where they are unlikely to be seen or trampeled upon. i have a guy looking after the pasture areas (mowing, weed-eating) and i think he will be an enthusiastic participant as well. i can relay any instructions you provide. thanks! jeff |
Under the spreading chestnut tree....
On Nov 4, 8:55*pm, rw wrote:
Giles wrote: On Nov 4, 7:47 am, rw wrote: Giles wrote: On Nov 4, 4:35 am, rw wrote: Moron. So.....you don't want any chestnuts? g. Imbecile. You, of all people, really should take some of them and plant them. After all, wouldn't it be nice to be remembered for something.....anything.....more than just hating? * * * :) g. the boy just WILL NOT learn! Numb nuts. Still, t's a good thing you've got hate, otherwise you'd have absolutely nothing to live for. You owe me big. :) g. |
Under the spreading chestnut tree....
On Nov 4, 8:43*pm, rw wrote:
Giles wrote: g. who, due to circumstance largely beyond his control, hasn't wet a line in over a year........well, some of them are beyond his control, anyway. Ask your doctor about Viagra. And if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, don't consult your doctor. Call a hooker. Have you ever given any thought to why it is that our little exchanges invariably lead to you visualizing my dick? Not that I mind.....hell it doesn't cost ME anything.....but what sort of impression do you suppose it leaves in the minds of readers when you announce this obsession so persistently? g. guess where my hands are. :) |
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