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"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
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One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia. I
don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their skin.
Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

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"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
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One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia.
I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying to breed
fish

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"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
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One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia.
I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying to breed
fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about getting
another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too much trouble.

--
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
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"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying to
breed fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too
much trouble.

they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger

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"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying to
breed fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too
much trouble.

they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger

You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.

--
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2013
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My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
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You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.



Idiot! Nitrate levels are due to decomposing fecal matter from the
critters in the tank. What you need is more snails which clean the
algae off the glass as well as consume the fecal matter.

--
Sir Gregory

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"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying
to breed fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too
much trouble.

they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger

You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.

its not like that any more but if its too much ,
get a fresh water tank and put a dozen guppies in it

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You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.



Idiot! Nitrate levels are due to decomposing fecal matter from the
critters in the tank. What you need is more snails which clean the
algae off the glass as well as consume the fecal matter.

you should put some of those up your ass

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You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.



Idiot! Nitrate levels are due to decomposing fecal matter from the
critters in the tank. What you need is more snails which clean the
algae off the glass as well as consume the fecal matter.

No, stupid. The nitrate levels are kept in check by bacteria in the
crushed shell substrate, and also in the filter medium. If you don't
know what the **** you're talking about, kindly shut your cock sucker.

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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
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"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying
to breed fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too
much trouble.

they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger

You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.

its not like that any more but if its too much ,
get a fresh water tank and put a dozen guppies in it

I'd probably get a bunch of cichlids. Maybe angel fish and discus, or
oscars. I used to have a foot-long arowana which was pretty cool. I've
also had piranhas, but probably wouldn't mess with them again.

--
Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
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