Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

John,
It will be vital you take extra care on the water in your kayak for some
time. For you and all fly-fishing kayakers and float-tubers, this is vital
information for your safety.

http://www.vikingkittens.com/



--
Wayne
To Fish is Human...To Release Divine!

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

.....no work for two weeks...expect more....doing vigorous elbow
exercises...must cast...exercise elbow with twelve ounce weight....must
cast....exercise elbow.......mush cash...exacerbate bowel....

john


"Tom Littleton" wrote in message
...
John informs us:
I caught a fat man!
story involving selfless heroism and serious bodily harm snipped

God God, John! Just lay low, rest up for 4 plus weeks and get to Penn's
intact,
or at least as intact as you can manage.
Tom

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"Ken Fortenberry"
Damn, that sounds rough, John. You guys sure earn your ducats.
I'll raise a glass to you and firemen everywhere as I wish you
a speedy recovery.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Shh, Please don't tell anyone, it's just a job. with more time off for
fishing......

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 21:51:43 -0400, "Wayne"
wrote:

John,
It will be vital you take extra care on the water in your kayak for some
time. For you and all fly-fishing kayakers and float-tubers, this is vital
information for your safety.

http://www.vikingkittens.com/

lmao - and watched it to the end.

Now, for something completely different!
================================================== ========
Ripped off from rec.humor.oracle.d:

Finally, somebody in a chicken costume who will do whatever you want.
Check it out: http://www.subservientchicken.com
================================================== ========

Now, I gotta confess, I clicked through. Saw a web-cam view of a living room.
Then screen filled with the image of a huge costume chicken head.
It moved to the middle of the room and turned to face the camera.

Ohhhhkkaaaaaayyyy.

I typed "give us a spin, then"

The chicken spun in place.

I typed "Good chicken!"

The chicken bowed with a flourish.

I was so freaked out (the multiple BH's didn't help that at all) that I
immediately closed the browser.

/daytripper (that's way more disturbing than I was ready for ;-)

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

"Asadi" wrote in message
nk.net...
You guys ought to know I wouldn't complain about a cut unless parts are
missing afterwards...

It's something I caught. Not a fish. Not an STD - I'm very careful now
that
there are things penicillin won't cure.

I caught a fat man!

john, i congratulate you on the performance of your duty.

yfitons
wayno

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 21:51:43 -0400, "Wayne"
wrote:

John,
It will be vital you take extra care on the water in your kayak for some
time. For you and all fly-fishing kayakers and float-tubers, this is vital
information for your safety.

http://www.vikingkittens.com/


That led me into over half an hour of bemusement. I even tracked down
the guy's other stuff to watch some of it. The Viking Kittens were
the best, though.
--

rbc:vixen,Minnow Goddess,Willow Watcher,and all that sort of thing.
Often taunted by trout.
Only a fool would refuse to believe in luck. Only a damn fool would rely on it.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

On Fri, 16 Apr 2004 02:15:27 GMT, daytripper
wrote:

Ripped off from rec.humor.oracle.d:

Finally, somebody in a chicken costume who will do whatever you want.
Check it out: http://www.subservientchicken.com

Thank you. It's so odd. Gave me the impression that a real person is
in there all the time, just waiting for someone to enter the site.

The garter belt was sort of the yowza part for me. If you're going to
dress up as a chicken, why a visible garter belt? Yeah, so it holds
up the leg gaiters / whatevers. But why make it so, well, so...
--

rbc:vixen,Minnow Goddess,Willow Watcher,and all that sort of thing.
Often taunted by trout.
Only a fool would refuse to believe in luck. Only a damn fool would rely on it.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

wrote in message
...
On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 21:51:43 -0400, "Wayne"
wrote:

John,
It will be vital you take extra care on the water in your kayak for some
time. For you and all fly-fishing kayakers and float-tubers, this is
vital
information for your safety.

http://www.vikingkittens.com/


That led me into over half an hour of bemusement. I even tracked down
the guy's other stuff to watch some of it. The Viking Kittens were
the best, though.
--

Better than the sponge monkeys? "We love the MOON!"

Hah! It's NOT the finger!
 

Dying to get to Penns!

All my love, John . . .(I've really done it this time...)

John, John, John. I heard the rest of the story. You caught the dude and
let your squad catch the bikini team. When will you ever learn. By the
way, on behalf of those of us who fall alot (fell down the stairs this
morning. turned 46 yesterday and my wiff thought she'd wasted the money on
birthday presents), thank you for being there. Get better soon.

--
Frank Reid
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