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Wayne May 13th, 2004 07:13 PM

Penns etc.
 
Friday Hazy and humid with the chance of afternoon showers and
thunderstorms. Highs in the lower 80s. South winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance
of rain 50 percent.

Friday night Partly cloudy with a chance of showers or an evening
thunderstorm. Lows in the lower 60s. South winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance
of rain 50 percent.

Saturday Mostly cloudy with showers and thunderstorms likely. Highs in
the upper 70s. South winds 5 to 10 mph, becoming west. Chance of rain
70 percent.

Six legged winged livestock are fine for Frank's stew. Bring dry
firewood from home to fuel the fire under the pot. If the cow
floating downstream is "legs up", leave it its bloated. If it is
still struggling, throw a loop around its neck using a spey D cast and
drag the sucker in close enough to get it snagged on a park bench as
it floats across the floodplain. You can stand knee-deep on the park
bench, reach down and remove a flank steak before cutting the cow
loose. Squat down and flail yor arms so the rescue helicopter thinks
you are drowning since the nearest dry land is several hundred yards
away. When they haul you up, have them take you to the stew pot which
will be on the high ground (ie, NOT in Frank's tent).

Wayne
to fish is human....to release Divine!!

Mike Makela May 14th, 2004 12:19 AM

Penns etc.
 

"Wayne" wrote in message
om...
I had not thought I would get to the Penns Clave at all. It turns out
I will get to head to Pa. this Friday to teach my son fly fishing
skills in Indiana, Pa. Friday and Saturday then arrive Hemlock Acres
Saturday evening. I should have a good day of fishing on Sunday IN
THE RAIN!!!!!! Fishing Friday and Saturday will be IN THE RAIN!!!!!
Forcast for Pennsylvania? RAIN!!!!! I picked up a new Gortex rain
coat at Bass Pro so I can fish Pa. IN THE RAIN!!!!

Looks like a good opportunity to test new RAIN gear in Pa.

Did I mention it was going to RAIN???!!!!

Wayne
to fish is human....to release Divine!!


Me, I'm praying for rain...the fishin's going to be a bit tougher than you
think, especially mid-day, if we don't get something to mix it up a bit.
Should make for absolutely dynamite evening hatches though as long as the
wind is down.

Wait til you see what we got for you this year in the Great State of
Pennsylvania...

Makela



Wayne May 14th, 2004 12:31 AM

Penns etc.
 

"Mike Makela" ten.tsacmoc@alekamm wrote in message
...

Wait til you see what we got for you this year in the Great State of
Pennsylvania...

Makela



RAIN!!!??
--
Wayne
To Fish is Human...To Release Divine!



Mike Makela May 14th, 2004 01:03 AM

Penns etc.
 
It will raining, but it won't be water that's hitting your hat at dusk..

"Wayne" wrote in message
...

"Mike Makela" ten.tsacmoc@alekamm wrote in message
...

Wait til you see what we got for you this year in the Great State of
Pennsylvania...

Makela



RAIN!!!??
--
Wayne
To Fish is Human...To Release Divine!






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