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rw September 22nd, 2004 08:36 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

The last time I saw you I very deliberately and slowly exhaled
a whole lungful of Marlboro smoke right in your face because
instead of answering my questions about the 'Clave you were
making little girly noises about how I better just stay away
from you. You then scurried away and hid in your tent. When I
left your campsite I flicked a cigarette butt in the general
direction of your retreat and made loud, obscene comments about
****ing putzes to no one in particular because everyone was
hiding.


You crack me up. What an asshole.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 09:44 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
... When I
left your campsite I flicked a cigarette butt in the general
direction of your retreat and made loud, obscene comments about
****ing putzes to no one in particular because everyone was
hiding.


You crack me up. What an asshole.


That's right, I'm an asshole, but unlike you I am not a liar.

--
Ken Fortenberry

rw September 22nd, 2004 10:00 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

That's right, I'm an asshole, but unlike you I am not a liar.


Since no one else was there but you and I, Ken, we'll just have to trust
people on ROFF to judge whose account is more believable.

BTW, I've noticed that you've nuked some of your posts on this topic
from the Usenet archives.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

rw September 22nd, 2004 10:00 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

That's right, I'm an asshole, but unlike you I am not a liar.


Since no one else was there but you and I, Ken, we'll just have to trust
people on ROFF to judge whose account is more believable.

BTW, I've noticed that you've nuked some of your posts on this topic
from the Usenet archives.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Dave LaCourse September 22nd, 2004 10:02 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry writes:

The last time I saw you I very deliberately and slowly exhaled
a whole lungful of Marlboro smoke right in your face because
instead of answering my questions about the 'Clave you were
making little girly noises about how I better just stay away
from you. You then scurried away and hid in your tent. When I
left your campsite I flicked a cigarette butt in the general
direction of your retreat and made loud, obscene comments about
****ing putzes to no one in particular because everyone was
hiding.

Yeah, you sure showed me, you lying putz.

As for the weather, it was seasonably unpredictable but there was
snow the day before you arrived and cold rain predicted during the
week you were there and anyone familiar with the area would not
have been encouraged about the dry fly fishing or the camping
either.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Wow! I go away for a couple more days of fishing, and when I get back I'm
greeted with roff's two girly men fighting again.

The last time I saw both of you together you wimped out of the fight that was
supposed to happen.

Wow, you flicked a cigarette in the direction of his tent. That is some
*serious* macho ****, that is. You are both girly men and should not engage in
any of this macho ****. It is too big for either of you.

Announcing roff's own "Machismo", starring Ken Fortenberry as Woody Allen, and
Steve Barnard as Peewee Herman, coming soon to a theater near you See the
exciting scene where Woody blows smoke in Peewee's face, and Peewee retaliates
by dousing Woody with Frog's Fanny. See Peewee stripped to the waist and Woody
leering at his half naked skinny body. Is that lust we see in their eyes? Oh,
the humanity.........










Dave LaCourse September 22nd, 2004 10:02 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry writes:

The last time I saw you I very deliberately and slowly exhaled
a whole lungful of Marlboro smoke right in your face because
instead of answering my questions about the 'Clave you were
making little girly noises about how I better just stay away
from you. You then scurried away and hid in your tent. When I
left your campsite I flicked a cigarette butt in the general
direction of your retreat and made loud, obscene comments about
****ing putzes to no one in particular because everyone was
hiding.

Yeah, you sure showed me, you lying putz.

As for the weather, it was seasonably unpredictable but there was
snow the day before you arrived and cold rain predicted during the
week you were there and anyone familiar with the area would not
have been encouraged about the dry fly fishing or the camping
either.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Wow! I go away for a couple more days of fishing, and when I get back I'm
greeted with roff's two girly men fighting again.

The last time I saw both of you together you wimped out of the fight that was
supposed to happen.

Wow, you flicked a cigarette in the direction of his tent. That is some
*serious* macho ****, that is. You are both girly men and should not engage in
any of this macho ****. It is too big for either of you.

Announcing roff's own "Machismo", starring Ken Fortenberry as Woody Allen, and
Steve Barnard as Peewee Herman, coming soon to a theater near you See the
exciting scene where Woody blows smoke in Peewee's face, and Peewee retaliates
by dousing Woody with Frog's Fanny. See Peewee stripped to the waist and Woody
leering at his half naked skinny body. Is that lust we see in their eyes? Oh,
the humanity.........










Dave LaCourse September 22nd, 2004 10:02 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Going back to fishing. This place is sick.......







Dave LaCourse September 22nd, 2004 10:02 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Going back to fishing. This place is sick.......







Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 10:04 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
That's right, I'm an asshole, but unlike you I am not a liar.


Since no one else was there but you and I, Ken, we'll just have to trust
people on ROFF to judge whose account is more believable.


Trust whoever the hell you want, but I'm not gonna sit here silently
while you, Willi and Dan'l post lies. That's contrary to my nature.

BTW, I've noticed that you've nuked some of your posts on this topic
from the Usenet archives.


I sign all my posts with my real name and I have never, ever "nuked"
a post from the Usenet archives. I've tried (usually unsuccessfully)
to cancel inadvertent emails that ended up on roff, but I've never
used X-No-Archive in my life.

Yet another one of your lies.

Putz.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 10:04 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
That's right, I'm an asshole, but unlike you I am not a liar.


Since no one else was there but you and I, Ken, we'll just have to trust
people on ROFF to judge whose account is more believable.


Trust whoever the hell you want, but I'm not gonna sit here silently
while you, Willi and Dan'l post lies. That's contrary to my nature.

BTW, I've noticed that you've nuked some of your posts on this topic
from the Usenet archives.


I sign all my posts with my real name and I have never, ever "nuked"
a post from the Usenet archives. I've tried (usually unsuccessfully)
to cancel inadvertent emails that ended up on roff, but I've never
used X-No-Archive in my life.

Yet another one of your lies.

Putz.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 10:13 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Dave LaCourse wrote:

Going back to fishing. This place is sick.......


I'm really gonna miss your insults and invective.
Can you at least chastise Wolfie before you stomp
off in a snit ?

;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 10:13 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Dave LaCourse wrote:

Going back to fishing. This place is sick.......


I'm really gonna miss your insults and invective.
Can you at least chastise Wolfie before you stomp
off in a snit ?

;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Tom Littleton September 22nd, 2004 10:28 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Danl writes(of the HF clave):
I don't remember a bitter word or action at the clave.


and....of Ken

BTW, I didn't see you there.


am I the only one who finds these two statements related??
Tom
p.s. if anyone thinks I may be extra peeved
that Ken chooses to throw grotesque
insults toward as gracious a southern
Gentleman as I have met(read, IJ),so be
it.



snakefiddler September 22nd, 2004 10:42 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. com...
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:



a lot of vile **** snipped




BTW, I've noticed that you've nuked some of your posts on this topic
from the Usenet archives.


I sign all my posts with my real name and I have never, ever "nuked"
a post from the Usenet archives. I've tried (usually unsuccessfully)
to cancel



inadvertent emails that ended up on roff,


must not respond.............

snakefiddler


but I've never
used X-No-Archive in my life.

Yet another one of your lies.

Putz.

--
Ken Fortenberry




Willi & Sue September 22nd, 2004 11:22 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

That's another lie I get sick of hearing repeated.



You and Wolfgang share a trait, at least as it appears to me from your
postings. The two of you often convey in your posts that each of you
think you are the sole arbiter of THE TRUTH and that people who don't
see things YOUR way are fools or idiots or liars or putzes or stupid
or ........... For me, especially in social situations, but in many
(most?) other areas as well, there is no THE TRUTH. IMO, it's usually
the people who feel that THEY know THE TRUTH who are the fools.

PS You miss out on some GREAT fishing by discounting Fall fishing in the
Rockies. The cold front that came through yesterday put down the Tricos
but I caught three nice fish that were feeding on some scattered BWO's,
on an 18 Adams this AM. Much easier than when they're feeding on the
plentiful, tiny Tricos. Back into the 70's tomorrow, should bring back
the Tricos. The BWO's are just starting their Fall emergence and should
start really coming on in a couple weeks. I'm sorry I'm missing the
black caddis hatch on the Bighorn this year - maybe next year. Next
month heading to Idaho to catch some Cutts and maybe a Steelhead if I'm
lucky.

PPS The subject line was meant to be mildly humorous.

Willi



























Willi & Sue September 22nd, 2004 11:22 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

That's another lie I get sick of hearing repeated.



You and Wolfgang share a trait, at least as it appears to me from your
postings. The two of you often convey in your posts that each of you
think you are the sole arbiter of THE TRUTH and that people who don't
see things YOUR way are fools or idiots or liars or putzes or stupid
or ........... For me, especially in social situations, but in many
(most?) other areas as well, there is no THE TRUTH. IMO, it's usually
the people who feel that THEY know THE TRUTH who are the fools.

PS You miss out on some GREAT fishing by discounting Fall fishing in the
Rockies. The cold front that came through yesterday put down the Tricos
but I caught three nice fish that were feeding on some scattered BWO's,
on an 18 Adams this AM. Much easier than when they're feeding on the
plentiful, tiny Tricos. Back into the 70's tomorrow, should bring back
the Tricos. The BWO's are just starting their Fall emergence and should
start really coming on in a couple weeks. I'm sorry I'm missing the
black caddis hatch on the Bighorn this year - maybe next year. Next
month heading to Idaho to catch some Cutts and maybe a Steelhead if I'm
lucky.

PPS The subject line was meant to be mildly humorous.

Willi



























Danl September 22nd, 2004 11:51 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Willi & Sue" wrote in message
...
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

That's another lie I get sick of hearing repeated.





[snip the TRUTH]


PPS The subject line was meant to be mildly humorous.


Willi



And indeed it was humorous, to those of us that have a sense of humor.

Danl



Danl September 22nd, 2004 11:51 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Willi & Sue" wrote in message
...
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

That's another lie I get sick of hearing repeated.





[snip the TRUTH]


PPS The subject line was meant to be mildly humorous.


Willi



And indeed it was humorous, to those of us that have a sense of humor.

Danl



Danl September 22nd, 2004 11:51 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Willi & Sue" wrote in message
...
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

That's another lie I get sick of hearing repeated.





[snip the TRUTH]


PPS The subject line was meant to be mildly humorous.


Willi



And indeed it was humorous, to those of us that have a sense of humor.

Danl



Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 11:59 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Willi & Sue wrote:

snip
PS You miss out on some GREAT fishing by discounting Fall fishing in the
Rockies. ...



Listen up. I have NEVER discounted fall fishing in the Rockies.
I have NEVER discounted fall dry fly fishing in the Rockies.
What I did say is that each and every year there is a 50-50
chance that the kick ass dry fly fishing for which the Henry's
Fork is famous will be done, kaput, fini, over for the season
by the third week of September.

PPS The subject line was meant to be mildly humorous.



Ok, but I'm damn well sick and ****ing tired of it. And that
goes for you too, Dan'l.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 11:59 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Willi & Sue wrote:

snip
PS You miss out on some GREAT fishing by discounting Fall fishing in the
Rockies. ...



Listen up. I have NEVER discounted fall fishing in the Rockies.
I have NEVER discounted fall dry fly fishing in the Rockies.
What I did say is that each and every year there is a 50-50
chance that the kick ass dry fly fishing for which the Henry's
Fork is famous will be done, kaput, fini, over for the season
by the third week of September.

PPS The subject line was meant to be mildly humorous.



Ok, but I'm damn well sick and ****ing tired of it. And that
goes for you too, Dan'l.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Danl September 23rd, 2004 12:19 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
om...
Willi & Sue wrote:



[snip]

Ok, but I'm damn well sick and ****ing tired of it. And that
goes for you too, Dan'l.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Great! Would you like to trade "sick and ****ing tired" subjects? I'll pick
one and you won't ever mention that subject again and you pick one that I'll
never mention again. Deal?

Danl

(I hope you don't pick "college football")



Danl September 23rd, 2004 12:19 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
om...
Willi & Sue wrote:



[snip]

Ok, but I'm damn well sick and ****ing tired of it. And that
goes for you too, Dan'l.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Great! Would you like to trade "sick and ****ing tired" subjects? I'll pick
one and you won't ever mention that subject again and you pick one that I'll
never mention again. Deal?

Danl

(I hope you don't pick "college football")



Danl September 23rd, 2004 12:19 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
om...
Willi & Sue wrote:



[snip]

Ok, but I'm damn well sick and ****ing tired of it. And that
goes for you too, Dan'l.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Great! Would you like to trade "sick and ****ing tired" subjects? I'll pick
one and you won't ever mention that subject again and you pick one that I'll
never mention again. Deal?

Danl

(I hope you don't pick "college football")



Ken Fortenberry September 23rd, 2004 12:24 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Danl wrote:

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
om...

Willi & Sue wrote:




[snip]


Ok, but I'm damn well sick and ****ing tired of it. And that
goes for you too, Dan'l.

--
Ken Fortenberry



Great! Would you like to trade "sick and ****ing tired" subjects? I'll pick
one and you won't ever mention that subject again and you pick one that I'll
never mention again. Deal?

Danl

(I hope you don't pick "college football")


I don't recall ever perpetuating a falsehood about you Dan'l, but
if you can come up with one and if you're as sick and ****ing tired
of that lie as I am about the lie you tell about fall fishing in
the Rockies, you've got yourself a deal.

--
Ken Fortenberry

rw September 23rd, 2004 12:49 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

I sign all my posts with my real name and I have never, ever "nuked"
a post from the Usenet archives. I've tried (usually unsuccessfully)
to cancel inadvertent emails that ended up on roff, but I've never
used X-No-Archive in my life.

Yet another one of your lies.

Putz.


I distinctly recall you whining about how rude I was. It ain't there, so
you must have nuked it.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

rw September 23rd, 2004 12:49 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

I sign all my posts with my real name and I have never, ever "nuked"
a post from the Usenet archives. I've tried (usually unsuccessfully)
to cancel inadvertent emails that ended up on roff, but I've never
used X-No-Archive in my life.

Yet another one of your lies.

Putz.


I distinctly recall you whining about how rude I was. It ain't there, so
you must have nuked it.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

rw September 23rd, 2004 12:49 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

I sign all my posts with my real name and I have never, ever "nuked"
a post from the Usenet archives. I've tried (usually unsuccessfully)
to cancel inadvertent emails that ended up on roff, but I've never
used X-No-Archive in my life.

Yet another one of your lies.

Putz.


I distinctly recall you whining about how rude I was. It ain't there, so
you must have nuked it.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Ken Fortenberry September 23rd, 2004 12:50 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
... I have never, ever "nuked"
a post from the Usenet archives. ...


... It ain't there, so
you must have nuked it.


You're a liar.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry September 23rd, 2004 12:50 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
... I have never, ever "nuked"
a post from the Usenet archives. ...


... It ain't there, so
you must have nuked it.


You're a liar.

--
Ken Fortenberry

rw September 23rd, 2004 01:02 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
rw wrote:

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

... I have never, ever "nuked"
a post from the Usenet archives. ...



... It ain't there, so you must have nuked it.



You're a liar.


Nuked.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

rw September 23rd, 2004 01:02 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
rw wrote:

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

... I have never, ever "nuked"
a post from the Usenet archives. ...



... It ain't there, so you must have nuked it.



You're a liar.


Nuked.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Joel Axelrad September 23rd, 2004 02:39 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Willi writes....

You and Wolfgang share a trait, at least as it appears to me from your
postings. The two of you often convey in your posts that each of you
think you are the sole arbiter of THE TRUTH and that people who don't
see things YOUR way are fools or idiots or liars or putzes or stupid
or ........... For me, especially in social situations, but in many
(most?) other areas as well, there is no THE TRUTH. IMO, it's usually
the people who feel that THEY know THE TRUTH who are the fools.

Willi, don't include Wolfie with Forty. His posts are usually witty, cleaver,
humorous, thought provoking, sometimes totally nuts and completely off the
wall, but never mean spirited or vicious. He rarely resorts to name calling.
He loves to mix it up and I don't think I've ever heard him claim to be the
"sole arbiter of THE TRUTH." His tongue is usually firmly planted in his
cheek.

You can't say any of those things about Forty and a lot of other big blow-
hards who love to hear themselves talk on this newsgroup.



Joel Axelrad
**DFD**

Ken Fortenberry September 23rd, 2004 03:03 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Joel Axelrad wrote:

... Wolfie ...
never mean spirited or vicious. ...


Please, send me an email and let me know what you've been
smoking and how I can get some. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wolfgang September 23rd, 2004 04:10 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Joel Axelrad" wrote in message
...
...I've ever heard him claim to be the
"sole arbiter of THE TRUTH."


Correct, I have never made such a claim.....or even intimated
it.......um.......but it IS the truth.

Wolfgang
what, i should lie?



Wolfgang September 23rd, 2004 04:10 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"Joel Axelrad" wrote in message
...
...I've ever heard him claim to be the
"sole arbiter of THE TRUTH."


Correct, I have never made such a claim.....or even intimated
it.......um.......but it IS the truth.

Wolfgang
what, i should lie?



rw September 23rd, 2004 05:04 AM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Joel Axelrad wrote:


... Wolfie ...
never mean spirited or vicious. ...



Please, send me an email and let me know what you've been
smoking and how I can get some. ;-)


Yeah, I'd like some of that ****, too. About 0.1 gm would do. I'd save
it for a very special occasion, when reality finally becomes too unbearable.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Ken Fortenberry September 23rd, 2004 12:17 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Tom Littleton wrote:
... if anyone thinks I may be extra peeved
that Ken chooses to throw grotesque
insults toward as gracious a southern
Gentleman as I have met(read, IJ),so be
it.


Southern gentleman, my ass. The so-called "Indian Joe" is a
full of ****, racist piece of ****. There are consequences to
tossing around racial slurs on roff. One of them is that I
will eventually get around to calling you a racist piece of
****. And I don't give a **** who it peeves.

--
Ken Fortenberry

rw September 23rd, 2004 12:55 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Southern gentleman, my ass. The so-called "Indian Joe" is a
full of ****, racist piece of ****. There are consequences to
tossing around racial slurs on roff. One of them is that I
will eventually get around to calling you a racist piece of
****. And I don't give a **** who it peeves.


We really don't need any moral guidance from a lying sack of **** like you.

Normally, when someone is established to be liar on Usenet, they're
finished. Your case is a little different, though, because your
reputation is already so low that it can't be significantly further harmed.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Ken Fortenberry September 23rd, 2004 01:06 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Southern gentleman, my ass. The so-called "Indian Joe" is a
full of ****, racist piece of ****. There are consequences to
tossing around racial slurs on roff. One of them is that I
will eventually get around to calling you a racist piece of
****. And I don't give a **** who it peeves.


We really don't need any moral guidance ...


I wasn't dispensing moral guidance, you pathetic, lying putz, I
was insulting a racist.

--
Ken Fortenberry


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