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It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. …
The quotations, when engraved upon the memory, give you good thoughts.
They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.
- Sir Winston Churchill

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Subject: Sweden Clave
From: "Mike Connor" Mike-Connor
Date: 1/21/2004 1:46 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: m

Hi Roger,

please remove my name from the list.

TL
MC

Another of you usual exits. Swishing your cape, tears running down your face,
full of self pity.

Why couldn't you have written Roger an e-mail instead of pouring out your poor
broken heart on these pages. It would have save alot of grief.
Dave

http://hometown.aol.com/davplac/myhomepage/index.html

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Subject: Sweden Clave
From: "Mike Connor" Mike-Connor
Date: 1/21/2004 1:46 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: m

Hi Roger,

please remove my name from the list.

TL
MC

Another of you usual exits. Swishing your cape, tears running down your face,
full of self pity.

Why couldn't you have written Roger an e-mail instead of pouring out your poor
broken heart on these pages. It would have save alot of grief.
Dave

Because it makes no sense to eat worms in private.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...

Why couldn't you have written Roger an e-mail instead of pouring out
your poor
broken heart on these pages. It would have save alot of grief.

And what was it that compelled you to post this here rather than
taking the matter up in private correspondence?

Wolfgang

On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 13:03:36 -0600, "Wolfgang" wrote:

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...

Why couldn't you have written Roger an e-mail instead of pouring out
your poor
broken heart on these pages. It would have save alot of grief.

And what was it that compelled you to post this here rather than
taking the matter up in private correspondence?

Wolfgang

This spiral has no end....

"Dave LaCourse" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
...
Subject: Sweden Clave
From: "Mike Connor" Mike-Connor
Date: 1/21/2004 1:46 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: m

Hi Roger,

please remove my name from the list.

TL
MC

Another of you usual exits. Swishing your cape, tears running down your
face,
full of self pity.

Why couldn't you have written Roger an e-mail instead of pouring out your
poor
broken heart on these pages. It would have save alot of grief.
Dave

http://hometown.aol.com/davplac/myhomepage/index.html

Exit? What exit?

Broken heart and tears? Indeed, but it has ****-all to do with you, you
arrogant ignorant arsehole. Pity? Only for idiots, and those in unfortunate
circumstances. Certainly not for myself.

I wrote " EOT" for me, and I meant it. If you want to discuss it further,
then e-mail me. Mike-connor ( at) freenet.de. If you want to save people
( and yourself) grief, then think before you post. Or take it to e-mail. At
least it stays private then, and the whole world ( Yeah well, ROFF at
least), is not witness to your grievous folly.

I have already experienced more grief in my lifetime than you or anybody
else could possibly cause me with such pathetic efforts, and basically, I
could not give a **** what you do, it does not really affect me. Most of the
people with whom I interact, don´t even know that ROFF exists, and would in
any case hardly care less, even if they did. They are more interested in
obtaining accurate and useful information, assistance in various fields, or
simply enjoying my company, as I do theirs. Most people like me, and enjoy
my company. They consider me honest, truthful, and generous to a fault.
Indeed, quite a few have told me so. Even comparative strangers.

I am probably wasting my time, and I wont win any friends or influence
people as a result, but I will tell you anyway, and in public, as that seems
to be what you wish. I knew how you would react before you even posted. It
was basically a nasty trap, and as expected, you fell into it. Just read the
posts. Merely a case of extrapolating previous behaviour and perceived
character. Like a chess game with a ten year old. It was all your own
fault, and nobody else´s.

Most unfortunate that the "Sweden clave" was brought into it at all. I was
quite looking forward to it.

Of course I used the situation to my own advantage. I saw it as an
opportunity to show you how wrong you were regarding the relative "reality"
of Usenet. It seems you have still not realised what it is all about. Oh
well, one can but try.

You are probably quite a nice, and reasonably honest guy really, but you
suffer under the misconception that everybody else should think you are a
nice guy, and support you publicly, even when you behave like an arsehole.
This is perfectly understandable, and I don´t even mind much, but I am
allergic to people who try to take the **** out of me.

I have never needed public support, although I have on occasion welcomed it.
I do what I do, and I am what what I am. If you don´t like it, then ****
your rotten luck.

Amazing as it may seem, I really don´t care what you, or others on this
newsgroup think of me, ( although I will admit that this was not always the
case). I am a very clever lad. I have already forgotten more about fishing,
and related subjects, than you or some of the other clever****es on here
will ever learn. I have spent well nigh forty-five years doing little else,
not just fishing, but studying it intensively. That is a simple fact. You
may not like it, or me. But there is ****-all you can do about it.

Of course I am am an arrogant pompous arsehole, I have been told so a number
of times, invariably by people who don´t know me, and I have never disputed
it. The point is, I have every right to be, because I know what I am
talking about, You, like others, just bull****, or try personal attacks, for
whatever reasons.

Try posting something about fishing. You will discover that I am all ears,
especially if it something I have not yet heard. The invitation to e-mail
is perfectly serious by the way.

TL
MC

Mike Connor wrote:

I wrote " EOT" for me, and I meant it.

Are you trying to make a joke, or is it unintentional?

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
m...
Mike Connor wrote:

I wrote " EOT" for me, and I meant it.

Are you trying to make a joke, or is it unintentional?

I know you are a really dumb and nasty *******, hardly capable of more than
a stupid or insulting "one-liner", and mean to boot, which is most
unfortunate for you. Indeed, you have my undying sympathy. But even the
dumbest ******* extant, must realise that I am more or less obliged to
answer posts which are directed at me personally, in public.

If you have anything sensible( which of course is extremely unlikely), or
indeed anything else ( which is highly likely, stupid though it might be),
to say to me on the matter, then you have my e-mail address.

You can of course continue to demonstrate to all and sundry what an
absolutely abysmal arsehole you are, by continuing to address me personally,
in public, and expecting me to ignore your witterings. Who knows? You might
be lucky?

Everybody else seems to have grasped the essence of the matter.

For the really dumb ****ers, this is EOT for me, unless some brainless ****
keeps on goading me personally.

Was that clear enough? Or do you need it in capital letters?

MC

Mike Connor writes:

wads of snippage

Aye, aye, Capt. Queeg.

"Dave LaCourse" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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Mike Connor writes:

wads of snippage

Aye, aye, Capt. Queeg.

"There are four ways of doing things on board my ship. The right way, the
wrong way, the navy way, and my way. If they do things my way,we´ll get
along"

That explains a lot!

MC

Charlie Choc writes:

Humility is the embarrasssment you feel when you tell people *how
wonderful you
are*.
Author unknown

Laurence Peter.

Geeze, ol' Dave can't catch even a small break this week! ;-)

I just thought it was funny that the "unknown" author wrote the Peter
Principle. g
--
Charlie...

The quotation was a cryptoquote I did a couple of days ago, and the author was
"anon" (anonymous).
Dave

http://hometown.aol.com/davplac/myhomepage/index.html

Mike Connor writes:

"There are four ways of doing things on board my ship. The right way, the
wrong way, the navy way, and my way. If they do things my way,we´ll get
along"

That explains a lot!

Yeah. Capt. Queeg quoting Capt. Queeg.
Dave

http://hometown.aol.com/davplac/myhomepage/index.html

"daytripper" wrote in message
...

This spiral has no end....

Ainna? :)

Wolfgang
that double helix thingy was no accident.....well, it WAS......but you know
what i mean.

Mike Connor wrote:
"rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
m...

Mike Connor wrote:

I wrote " EOT" for me, and I meant it.

Are you trying to make a joke, or is it unintentional?

For the really dumb ****ers, this is EOT for me, unless some brainless ****
keeps on goading me personally.

Was that clear enough? Or do you need it in capital letters?

No, it's not clear. Is this EOT for you, or not?

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Mike Connor wrote:

I know you are a really dumb and nasty *******, hardly capable of more
than a stupid or insulting "one-liner", and mean to boot, which is most
unfortunate for you. Indeed, you have my undying sympathy. But even the
dumbest ******* extant, must realise that I am more or less obliged to
answer posts which are directed at me personally, in public.
If you have anything sensible( which of course is extremely unlikely),
or indeed anything else ( which is highly likely, stupid though it might
be), to say to me on the matter, then you have my e-mail address.
You can of course continue to demonstrate to all and sundry what an
absolutely abysmal arsehole you are, by continuing to address me
personally, in public, and expecting me to ignore your witterings. Who
knows? You might be lucky?
Everybody else seems to have grasped the essence of the matter.
For the really dumb ****ers, this is EOT for me, unless some brainless
**** keeps on goading me personally.
Was that clear enough? Or do you need it in capital letters?

You're not the only good fisherman who posts here, so get over yourself.
You could leave tomorrow and this DG wouldn't miss a beat. So spare the
readers the dramatic exit the next time. Capiche?

schrieb im Newsbeitrag
...
SNIP
You're not the only good fisherman who posts here, so get over yourself.
You could leave tomorrow and this DG wouldn't miss a beat. So spare the
readers the dramatic exit the next time. Capiche?

Gadzooks! What´s this? Reinforcements for the Dumbo Group? What´s the
matter? Is your playstation broken?

I feel it only fair to draw to your attention, that one of your glorious
leaders is a politician, and apparently proud of it. This probably at least
partly explains why he is such a pain in the arse. I wonder what his voters
would say if they could read this little exchange? Councilman? Honorable??
I can hardly stop laughing!!!

"For the record, I'm a resident and property owner and registered voter
in Stanley, Idaho, population 100. I also carry resident Idaho fishing
and hunting and driver's licenses. I also hold elective office as City
Councilman. My proper title is The Honorable Stephen Thomas Barnard. :-)".

The other main rallying point is commendable for his stubbornness, and
otherwise apparently just a Dumbo, but nonetheless annoying for that.

I shall refer to you henceforth, with all due deference, as "The Honourable
Dumbo III". "zim999" just does not have the right ring to it.

Well now Honourable Dumbo III, have a nice time drumming up support, perhaps
you could try the local kindergarten first? Maybe you could even organise
the first ROFF Dumbo triumvirate? And have a nice long discussion trying to
decide who is actually the dumbest? Maybe elect Dumbo I ? Perhaps this
would keep you occupied and amused for a while, and you might even
eventually decide that you were simply being silly, and cease forthwith?

Have a word with the other Dumbos first of course. As we all know, Dumbos
are herd animals,and we wouldn´t want you upsetting the hacking order.

Dumbos are a terrible pain,
they drive sensible people insane,
they vent their dumb spleen,
turn white, blue, and green,
although they have nothing to gain.

Some Dumbos of course have balls,
this helps when they charge at brick walls,
being light in the head,
they don´t end up dead,
even after so many falls.

If you meet a Dumbo take care,
your nerves it will certainly wear,
with its drivel and guff
and similar stuff,
you will end up tearing your hair.

Dumbos gather in groups,
and issue loud senseless whoops,
they have Dumbo leaders,
who are really dumb bleeders,
and make other dumbos jump hoops.

But of course a Dumbo needs pity,
and so here is some in this ditty,
it does them no good,
although really it should,
Even though they are stupid and ****ty.

MC

So, I guess it wasn't EOT for you that time, either.

Perhaps you don't know what EOT means. EOT stands for "End of Thread."
When you write "EOT for me," it means that you're not going to post
anything else in the thread. Simple, yes?

It *doesn't* mean that no one else may post anything else in the thread.
If they do, and you don't like it, and you reply, then that wasn't
really EOT for you, even if you claim that you "really meant it." It
makes you appear untrustworthy and pompous, much like frequent publicly
announced exits followed by returns.

It's the little things like this, combined with your fabulously inflated
sense of your own importance and knowledge, and your comical, paranoid
inability to bear even the slightest disagreement, that makes you a
****ing joke.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
m...
So, I guess it wasn't EOT for you that time, either.
SNIP
--

Assuming you were right, and your analytical abilities are as good as you
suggest, then perhaps you might care to be of assistance with a slight
problem?

Why are you such a dumb arsehole?

Oh, and you are in the wrong thread Dumbo, whats the matter? Your webtv
break down?

MC