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bearsbuddy March 2nd, 2005 12:21 AM


"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang
save lives.....arm passengers.


****! I hadn't heard the latest. Are you saying that only double (upper)
amputees are allowed to fly now?

That's gonna really hurt the flyfishin' community.

Mark



Wolfgang March 2nd, 2005 02:46 AM


wrote in message
...
On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 23:07:12 GMT, Tim Lysyk
wrote:

Stan Gula wrote:
Wayne Knight wrote:

I'm glad to see someone came up with a use for Sherry besides ruining
a cut of meat. But then again if she'd just cut his meat, the jail
time might have been less.


And speaking of which:
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/nat...ifeattack.html

She flushed it down the toilet and they reattached it! You know that's
gonna get infected...


It never ceases to amaze me that people on ROFF can seem to call up link
after link about the most disgusting stories, with apparently such
little effort. What a bunch of sick puppies.


Why, thank you, kind sir...seriously, it isn't that difficult, sick, or
weird
when you think about it - all I had to do is type "sherry enema murderess"
into
Google...


Life just isn't fair. Think of it........a few itty bitty tiny sutures and
you could have been reattached to your man.......if only they had found you
in time.......dick..

Wolfgang



[email protected] March 2nd, 2005 04:01 AM

On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 20:46:32 -0600, "Wolfgang" wrote:


wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 23:07:12 GMT, Tim Lysyk
wrote:

Stan Gula wrote:
Wayne Knight wrote:

I'm glad to see someone came up with a use for Sherry besides ruining
a cut of meat. But then again if she'd just cut his meat, the jail
time might have been less.


And speaking of which:
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/nat...ifeattack.html

She flushed it down the toilet and they reattached it! You know that's
gonna get infected...

It never ceases to amaze me that people on ROFF can seem to call up link
after link about the most disgusting stories, with apparently such
little effort. What a bunch of sick puppies.


Why, thank you, kind sir...seriously, it isn't that difficult, sick, or
weird
when you think about it - all I had to do is type "sherry enema murderess"
into
Google...


Life just isn't fair.


Just keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better about yourself...

Think of it........a few itty bitty tiny sutures and
you could have been reattached to your man.......if only they had found you
in time.......dick..


Er, yeah, right...I'm rubber, and you're glue, and everything you say bounces
off me and sticks to you...and BTW, it's eleven-and-a-half eagles.....dick to
little people such as yourself...

asadi March 2nd, 2005 11:13 AM

Remember mom telling you not to put that in your mouth...you don't know
where it's been?

john
"Stan Gula" wrote in message
news:kA_Ud.37940$ya6.26994@trndny01...
Wayne Knight wrote:
wrote:

Oh yeah? I'll see your link, and raise you...well, it won't be a
glass of sherry...




http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../odd_sherry_dc

I'm glad to see someone came up with a use for Sherry besides ruining
a cut of meat. But then again if she'd just cut his meat, the jail
time might have been less.


And speaking of which:
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/nat...ifeattack.html

She flushed it down the toilet and they reattached it! You know that's
gonna get infected...
--
Stan Gula
http://gula.org/roffswaps





riverman March 3rd, 2005 02:46 PM

Which reminds me of a favorite joke: Whats the difference between an oral
thermometer and an anal thermometer?

--riverman





(the taste)
"asadi" wrote in message
m...
Remember mom telling you not to put that in your mouth...you don't know
where it's been?

john
"Stan Gula" wrote in message
news:kA_Ud.37940$ya6.26994@trndny01...
Wayne Knight wrote:
wrote:

Oh yeah? I'll see your link, and raise you...well, it won't be a
glass of sherry...




http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../odd_sherry_dc

I'm glad to see someone came up with a use for Sherry besides ruining
a cut of meat. But then again if she'd just cut his meat, the jail
time might have been less.


And speaking of which:
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/nat...ifeattack.html

She flushed it down the toilet and they reattached it! You know that's
gonna get infected...
--
Stan Gula
http://gula.org/roffswaps








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