FishingBanter

FishingBanter (http://www.fishingbanter.com/index.php)
-   Fly Fishing (http://www.fishingbanter.com/forumdisplay.php?f=6)
-   -   Newbie hopper pattern subject revisited (http://www.fishingbanter.com/showthread.php?t=29260)

mdk77[_2_] November 11th, 2007 04:47 PM

Newbie hopper pattern subject revisited
 
On Nov 10, 9:47 pm, George Adams wrote:
On Nov 10, 8:55 pm, mdk77 wrote:

Tonight I saw a pattern in my fly tying book called a Madame-X. It
said it could be used as a hopper, and it sat low in the water (like
some here have mentioned is a "good thing"). It looked real easy to
tie (I'm in my first season of tying so easy is a good thing right
now).


Any of you used this pattern with success as a hopper?


I'm going to give up one of my secret weapons here......tie the Madam
X all in black in size 10. It probably represents a cricket, or maybe
a large beetle, I don't know. What I do know, is once the Sulphur
hatch on my home water ends in August, this becomes my #1 dry pattern.
It is especially effective in September and October, and I have even
caught a few fish on it in November. Another good late summer/ early
fall producer for me is a Bumblebee, tied with deer hair on a size 10
hook.


The black makes sense as a cricket. Now that you mention it, I will
also tie it in a deer hair color that matches the olive grasshoppers
where I fish, rather than the natural color suggested in my fly tying
book......or maybe I'll tie all 3 colors: natural, olive & black.

We have different size hoppers around here, so I will also match the
more common sizes. This Madame-X fly will be a great addition to my
terrestrial box flies. Happy Days!!!



BJ Conner November 11th, 2007 05:30 PM

Newbie hopper pattern subject revisited
 
On Nov 11, 3:56 am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
Hey, BJ...

Welcome to the club. Membership is filling up quickly.

d;o)


It bothers me not. I feel the same way about him as some homeless bum
begging on the on-ramp.
The cause of his problems are not you, me or Kenny, he can find him in
the bathroom mirror. I hold him no ill will, just pitty.
If I wished him ill and were Gradalf armed with a majic staff able to
transform him into any creature. The worst thing of all I could do to
him would be to leave him Mike Connor.


Mike[_6_] November 11th, 2007 05:46 PM

Newbie hopper pattern subject revisited
 
On 11 Nov, 18:30, BJ Conner wrote:
On Nov 11, 3:56 am, Dave LaCourse wrote:

Hey, BJ...


Welcome to the club. Membership is filling up quickly.


d;o)


It bothers me not. I feel the same way about him as some homeless bum
begging on the on-ramp.
The cause of his problems are not you, me or Kenny, he can find him in
the bathroom mirror. I hold him no ill will, just pitty.
If I wished him ill and were Gradalf armed with a majic staff able to
transform him into any creature. The worst thing of all I could do to
him would be to leave him Mike Connor.


Donīt flatter yourself dumbo, you donīt cause me any problems, you are
just a nasty ignorant little man with the capability of insulting
others on the internet. There are thousands like you. It is just a
nuisance that you happen to be here.

As for wishing me no ill will, you are just as big a liar as
Fortenberry or LaCourse. The only reason for your stupid,ignorant,
and abusive posts, is precisely because you wish me ill. You have a
severe inferiority complex, just like LaCourse, which causes you to
try and aggrandise your achievements on here, and all you can do about
it is insult and denigrate your betters.

All the engineers I know, and that is quite a few, can spell, and
write intelligible English, even the Germans!

MC


BJ Conner November 12th, 2007 04:43 AM

Newbie hopper pattern subject revisited
 
On Nov 11, 9:46 am, Mike wrote:
On 11 Nov, 18:30, BJ Conner wrote:

On Nov 11, 3:56 am, Dave LaCourse wrote:


Hey, BJ...


Welcome to the club. Membership is filling up quickly.


d;o)


It bothers me not. I feel the same way about him as some homeless bum
begging on the on-ramp.
The cause of his problems are not you, me or Kenny, he can find him in
the bathroom mirror. I hold him no ill will, just pitty.
If I wished him ill and were Gradalf armed with a majic staff able to
transform him into any creature. The worst thing of all I could do to
him would be to leave him Mike Connor.


Donīt flatter yourself dumbo, you donīt cause me any problems, you are
just a nasty ignorant little man with the capability of insulting
others on the internet. There are thousands like you. It is just a
nuisance that you happen to be here.

As for wishing me no ill will, you are just as big a liar as
Fortenberry or LaCourse. The only reason for your stupid,ignorant,
and abusive posts, is precisely because you wish me ill. You have a
severe inferiority complex, just like LaCourse, which causes you to
try and aggrandise your achievements on here, and all you can do about
it is insult and denigrate your betters.

All the engineers I know, and that is quite a few, can spell, and
write intelligible English, even the Germans!

MC


Did you get that psychology degree the same place you got the
engineering degree? If your going to study courses advertised on
match book covers I'de recommend you stick to court reporting,
stuffing envelopes and locksmithing.


Mike[_6_] November 12th, 2007 01:44 PM

Newbie hopper pattern subject revisited
 
On 12 Nov, 05:43, BJ Conner wrote:
On Nov 11, 9:46 am, Mike wrote:



On 11 Nov, 18:30, BJ Conner wrote:


On Nov 11, 3:56 am, Dave LaCourse wrote:


Hey, BJ...


Welcome to the club. Membership is filling up quickly.


d;o)


It bothers me not. I feel the same way about him as some homeless bum
begging on the on-ramp.
The cause of his problems are not you, me or Kenny, he can find him in
the bathroom mirror. I hold him no ill will, just pitty.
If I wished him ill and were Gradalf armed with a majic staff able to
transform him into any creature. The worst thing of all I could do to
him would be to leave him Mike Connor.


Donīt flatter yourself dumbo, you donīt cause me any problems, you are
just a nasty ignorant little man with the capability of insulting
others on the internet. There are thousands like you. It is just a
nuisance that you happen to be here.


As for wishing me no ill will, you are just as big a liar as
Fortenberry or LaCourse. The only reason for your stupid,ignorant,
and abusive posts, is precisely because you wish me ill. You have a
severe inferiority complex, just like LaCourse, which causes you to
try and aggrandise your achievements on here, and all you can do about
it is insult and denigrate your betters.


All the engineers I know, and that is quite a few, can spell, and
write intelligible English, even the Germans!


MC


Did you get that psychology degree the same place you got the
engineering degree? If your going to study courses advertised on
match book covers I'de recommend you stick to court reporting,
stuffing envelopes and locksmithing.


I donīt have a psychology degree. Nor do I need one. This is a fly-
fishing group. I only need to know something about fly-fishing here.

What degrees you may have, or what else you may have been or done are
irrelevant to somebody who wants to discuss or learn about fly-
fishing.

Your childish attacks are boring and stupid, and one does not need a
psychology degree to see that they are borne of your ignorance and
jealousy.

MC


BJ Conner November 12th, 2007 03:08 PM

Newbie hopper pattern subject revisited
 
On Nov 12, 5:44 am, Mike wrote:
On 12 Nov, 05:43, BJ Conner wrote:





On Nov 11, 9:46 am, Mike wrote:


On 11 Nov, 18:30, BJ Conner wrote:


On Nov 11, 3:56 am, Dave LaCourse wrote:


Hey, BJ...


Welcome to the club. Membership is filling up quickly.


d;o)


It bothers me not. I feel the same way about him as some homeless bum
begging on the on-ramp.
The cause of his problems are not you, me or Kenny, he can find him in
the bathroom mirror. I hold him no ill will, just pitty.
If I wished him ill and were Gradalf armed with a majic staff able to
transform him into any creature. The worst thing of all I could do to
him would be to leave him Mike Connor.


Donīt flatter yourself dumbo, you donīt cause me any problems, you are
just a nasty ignorant little man with the capability of insulting
others on the internet. There are thousands like you. It is just a
nuisance that you happen to be here.


As for wishing me no ill will, you are just as big a liar as
Fortenberry or LaCourse. The only reason for your stupid,ignorant,
and abusive posts, is precisely because you wish me ill. You have a
severe inferiority complex, just like LaCourse, which causes you to
try and aggrandise your achievements on here, and all you can do about
it is insult and denigrate your betters.


All the engineers I know, and that is quite a few, can spell, and
write intelligible English, even the Germans!


MC


Did you get that psychology degree the same place you got the
engineering degree? If your going to study courses advertised on
match book covers I'de recommend you stick to court reporting,
stuffing envelopes and locksmithing.


I donīt have a psychology degree. Nor do I need one. This is a fly-
fishing group. I only need to know something about fly-fishing here.

What degrees you may have, or what else you may have been or done are
irrelevant to somebody who wants to discuss or learn about fly-
fishing.

Your childish attacks are boring and stupid, and one does not need a
psychology degree to see that they are borne of your ignorance and
jealousy.

MC- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


"This is a fly- fishing group. I only need to know something about fly-
fishing here." Wrong!
This is a group the the members of which share a love of fly-fishing.
The memebers are an intelligent and interesting lot. Their combined
life experience and education makes for an interesting forum. In case
you haven't noticed they share their opinions on food, drink, travel,
cars, politics etc. etc. Were this a dull group composed entirely of
"Dumbos" these discussion would become dull and uninteresting and roff
would soon die out.
While some are missinformed ( particullary on politics ) most are
interesting. If your going to participate you need to know a little
more of the world than just the technical parts of fly fishing.
If your thin skinned or get upset because folks don't accept you as
being gods gift to flyfishing your going to have some problems.
Thats my opion as based on 12 hrs of college level psychology ( no
match book cover courses ) , 9 hrs of OBOT classes, casual reading
and just dealing with people.
Don't let the computer screen give you the red-ass, it's not good for
you.


Mike[_6_] November 12th, 2007 03:47 PM

Newbie hopper pattern subject revisited
 
On 12 Nov, 16:08, BJ Conner wrote:

Don't let the computer screen give you the red-ass, it's not good for
you.


Iīm proud to be an Oakie and a jokey,
you can tell by all the red-ass **** I write,
donīt try to mess with me you mother****er,
īcos getting you annoyed is my delight.

So maybe I canīt read well, or discuss things,
but I know sure as hell that I am right,
I just donīt give a **** for your objections,
Iīll just pound away with insults day and night.

Sure I went to college, took some courses,
readin writin and some sikologee,
so dontīdonīt try no clever tricks you ****in dumbass,
there just aint noone cleverer than me.

I īve caught trout in states you never heard of,
usin crawlers, jigs and poppers, even flies,
donīt matter much to me what you are sayin,
hell Iīm better yet with bull**** and with lies.

Now I reckon Iīll get back to engineerin ,
ainīt done much of that for quite a while,
polish ma degree, and check my toolbox,
and put on my most impressive charmin smile.

Got ma lunch, ma pole, and all ma fixins,
time to to leave and go and drive my train,
donīt try and **** with me while I am gone son
cos ma bull**** works far better than your brains.














BJ Conner November 12th, 2007 04:01 PM

Newbie hopper pattern subject revisited
 
On Nov 12, 7:47 am, Mike wrote:
On 12 Nov, 16:08, BJ Conner wrote:

Don't let the computer screen give you the red-ass, it's not good for
you.


Iīm proud to be an Oakie and a jokey,
you can tell by all the red-ass **** I write,
donīt try to mess with me you mother****er,
īcos getting you annoyed is my delight.

So maybe I canīt read well, or discuss things,
but I know sure as hell that I am right,
I just donīt give a **** for your objections,
Iīll just pound away with insults day and night.

Sure I went to college, took some courses,
readin writin and some sikologee,
so dontīdonīt try no clever tricks you ****in dumbass,
there just aint noone cleverer than me.

I īve caught trout in states you never heard of,
usin crawlers, jigs and poppers, even flies,
donīt matter much to me what you are sayin,
hell Iīm better yet with bull**** and with lies.

Now I reckon Iīll get back to engineerin ,
ainīt done much of that for quite a while,
polish ma degree, and check my toolbox,
and put on my most impressive charmin smile.

Got ma lunch, ma pole, and all ma fixins,
time to to leave and go and drive my train,
donīt try and **** with me while I am gone son
cos ma bull**** works far better than your brains.


The poetry classes you get from filling out match book covers are even
worse than the engineering and psychology ones.


Mike[_6_] November 12th, 2007 04:17 PM

Newbie hopper pattern subject revisited
 
On 12 Nov, 17:01, BJ Conner wrote:
On Nov 12, 7:47 am, Mike wrote:



On 12 Nov, 16:08, BJ Conner wrote:


Don't let the computer screen give you the red-ass, it's not good for
you.


Iīm proud to be an Oakie and a jokey,
you can tell by all the red-ass **** I write,
donīt try to mess with me you mother****er,
īcos getting you annoyed is my delight.


So maybe I canīt read well, or discuss things,
but I know sure as hell that I am right,
I just donīt give a **** for your objections,
Iīll just pound away with insults day and night.


Sure I went to college, took some courses,
readin writin and some sikologee,
so dontīdonīt try no clever tricks you ****in dumbass,
there just aint noone cleverer than me.


I īve caught trout in states you never heard of,
usin crawlers, jigs and poppers, even flies,
donīt matter much to me what you are sayin,
hell Iīm better yet with bull**** and with lies.


Now I reckon Iīll get back to engineerin ,
ainīt done much of that for quite a while,
polish ma degree, and check my toolbox,
and put on my most impressive charmin smile.


Got ma lunch, ma pole, and all ma fixins,
time to to leave and go and drive my train,
donīt try and **** with me while I am gone son
cos ma bull**** works far better than your brains.


The poetry classes you get from filling out match book covers are even
worse than the engineering and psychology ones.


Told you Iīd be back from ma train drivin,
to carry on insultin you a bunch,
I got back so quick you match book hero,
cos I just plumb forgot to pack ma lunch.

You cainīt get to me you friggin dip****,
cos I lerned all there is to know in life,
hell I can bull**** you all day ifīn I want to,
if I set my mind to causin you some strife.

I never got around to poetry classes,
reckon I just never had a mind,
but I sure as hell can see what you are doin,
yoīre just tryin to ge me in a bind.

It dont matter half a **** to me you asshole,
I got you pegged, and safely in ma trap,
I just got to keep on reeling out the match-books,
that surely will prevent more of your crap.



BJ Conner November 12th, 2007 04:19 PM

Newbie hopper pattern subject revisited
 
On Nov 12, 8:17 am, Mike wrote:
On 12 Nov, 17:01, BJ Conner wrote:





On Nov 12, 7:47 am, Mike wrote:


On 12 Nov, 16:08, BJ Conner wrote:


Don't let the computer screen give you the red-ass, it's not good for
you.


Iīm proud to be an Oakie and a jokey,
you can tell by all the red-ass **** I write,
donīt try to mess with me you mother****er,
īcos getting you annoyed is my delight.


So maybe I canīt read well, or discuss things,
but I know sure as hell that I am right,
I just donīt give a **** for your objections,
Iīll just pound away with insults day and night.


Sure I went to college, took some courses,
readin writin and some sikologee,
so dontīdonīt try no clever tricks you ****in dumbass,
there just aint noone cleverer than me.


I īve caught trout in states you never heard of,
usin crawlers, jigs and poppers, even flies,
donīt matter much to me what you are sayin,
hell Iīm better yet with bull**** and with lies.


Now I reckon Iīll get back to engineerin ,
ainīt done much of that for quite a while,
polish ma degree, and check my toolbox,
and put on my most impressive charmin smile.


Got ma lunch, ma pole, and all ma fixins,
time to to leave and go and drive my train,
donīt try and **** with me while I am gone son
cos ma bull**** works far better than your brains.


The poetry classes you get from filling out match book covers are even
worse than the engineering and psychology ones.


Told you Iīd be back from ma train drivin,
to carry on insultin you a bunch,
I got back so quick you match book hero,
cos I just plumb forgot to pack ma lunch.

You cainīt get to me you friggin dip****,
cos I lerned all there is to know in life,
hell I can bull**** you all day ifīn I want to,
if I set my mind to causin you some strife.

I never got around to poetry classes,
reckon I just never had a mind,
but I sure as hell can see what you are doin,
yoīre just tryin to ge me in a bind.

It dont matter half a **** to me you asshole,
I got you pegged, and safely in ma trap,
I just got to keep on reeling out the match-books,
that surely will prevent more of your crap.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Thank you, you have verified my previous comment.



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:52 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Đ2004 - 2006 FishingBanter