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B J Conner January 18th, 2004 02:04 AM

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The moneys here already. There may be enough to send two people somewhere.
No need for me to send it. I'll set i up so you just pick up at Eticket at
the airport.
"slenon" wrote in message
...
B.J. Conner:
I'm in for $10 on your ticket.


Contact me off list, I'll send you the address for your contribution. I
don't have tax-exempt status so you can't take it off taxes.
--
Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69
Drowning flies to Darkstar

http://web.tampabay.rr.com/stevglo/i...age92kword.htm






Mike Walton January 18th, 2004 03:41 AM

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"B J Conner" wrote in message ...
The exact quote is:
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it people will eventually
come to believe it." -Joseph Goebbels
Don't know when he said it, but it's still true and it's still being
practiced.


No wonder the media keeps saying that Howard is the frontrunner -it's
wishful thinking.


Kerry supporter: Why does Kerry terrify you?

Bush supporter: Because he might win.

Kerry supporter: Thanks for your honesty.

Bush supporter: No problem. Anyone who is endorsed by the drunken,
murdering Senator from Kerry's homestate, can't be good for the
country.

Kerry supporter: And what makes you think you have the right to
determine what is good for the country?

Bush supporter: no response.

Another Bush supporter came to the rescue and offered this response:

"I sir, am a member in good standing of this much beloved country's
citizenry. 'Tis better that we the people make the decisions than fat
old farts like Senator Kennedy."

This hostile, anti-Kennedy rhetoric is not an isolated incident, and
it is safe to conclude that the fanatics who fear the candidacy of
John Kerry are responsible for creating the perception that Dean's
political candidacy is unstoppable.

http://www.geocities.com/bobeshope/howard.htm

Just in case you are wondering why Aaron Brown is scratching his head,
now that John Kerry is leading Iowa.

Jeff Miller January 18th, 2004 12:21 PM

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Mike Walton wrote:


http://www.geocities.com/bobeshope/howard.htm

Just in case you are wondering why Aaron Brown is scratching his head,
now that John Kerry is leading Iowa.


oh brother... i'm scratching my head wondering why you posted that
tripe... the article on the freddie prinze suicide was very helpful though.


Lennie Richardson January 18th, 2004 03:04 PM

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"Wayne" wrote in message
t...
In 1998 there were 599 Illinois residents that lost their lives in alcohol
related crashes.


....and two thirds of the drunks involved had been drinking
BUD****INGWEISER!!!



slenon January 18th, 2004 03:07 PM

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BJ Conner:
The moneys here already. There may be enough to send two people somewhere.
No need for me to send it. I'll set i up so you just pick up at Eticket at
the airport.


Thanks, B.J. I'd like my ticket to be for a trip to Sevastapol or
Kamchatka. I'll leave the choice of airlines to you. For a trip generated
by so much kindness, I'm even willing to fly AeroPlop. And in fact, by
flying AeroPlop, I'm certain that there will be sufficient funds remaining
for you to have a ticket for Kenny as well.
--
Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69
Drowning flies to Darkstar

http://web.tampabay.rr.com/stevglo/i...age92kword.htm




slenon January 18th, 2004 03:10 PM

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DON'T DO IT! IT'S A TRAP! HE'LL MAKE YOU READ HIS ****IN' POETRY!
:(
Wolfgang


I wasn't aware you could be made to do anything against your wlll.

So, which paw did you gnaw off to escape?

--
Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69
Drowning flies to Darkstar

http://web.tampabay.rr.com/stevglo/i...age92kword.htm




Allen Epps January 19th, 2004 09:43 PM

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In article , slenon
wrote:

http://www.carlisle.army.mil/ssi/pub...g/bounding.htm


I'd like to hear Über Colonel Epps dismiss a report from the
Strategic Studies Institute of the U.S. Army War College as
mere front-page fluff.
Ken Fortenberry


I'll have to snip from Slenon's post since I never saw Fortenberry's as
he has the honor of the only ROFF plonkee, but let me share a hearty
**** YOU FORTY you binary thinking dolt. By the by Colonel is a rank
in the Army, Air Force and Marines, not the US Navy of which I am a
proudly serving member. Of course you wouldn't really care as you you
don't think of serving anything but yourself. Again **** YOU.
Allen

Dave LaCourse January 19th, 2004 09:49 PM

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Mr. Epps writes:

I'll have to snip from Slenon's post since I never saw Fortenberry's as
he has the honor of the only ROFF plonkee, but let me share a hearty
**** YOU FORTY you binary thinking dolt. By the by Colonel is a rank
in the Army, Air Force and Marines, not the US Navy of which I am a
proudly serving member. Of course you wouldn't really care as you you
don't think of serving anything but yourself. Again **** YOU.
Allen


Hear, hear, hear.






Ken Fortenberry January 19th, 2004 10:17 PM

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Allen Epps wrote:

... By the by Colonel is a rank
in the Army, Air Force and Marines, ...


You'll have to excuse my ignorance of military titles, but regardless
of your actual denomination, Über Colonel Epps has a je ne sais quoi
that I'm loath to abandon. Do you think maybe you could talk your
General into trading you to the Army for a couple of gendarmes and
a bagpiper to be named later ?

--
Ken Fortenberry


Ken Fortenberry January 19th, 2004 11:09 PM

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Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Allen Epps wrote:


... By the by Colonel is a rank
in the Army, Air Force and Marines, ...



You'll have to excuse my ignorance of military titles, but regardless
of your actual denomination, Über Colonel Epps has a je ne sais quoi
that I'm loath to abandon. Do you think maybe you could talk your
General into trading you to the Army for a couple of gendarmes and
a bagpiper to be named later ?


This is an embarrassing situation, but I have been informed via email
that the Navy doesn't have any Generals and, get this, the Army doesn't
have any gendarmes OR bagpipers !!! What the goddamn hell are we spending
our freaking tax dollars on anyway ? 200 some odd years after throwing
off the yoke of British Imperialism and we can't come up with a single
****ing bagpiper ?!? Sweet holy geezus, it's no wonder the whole civilized
world considers us to be reckless, feckless boobs.

--
Ken Fortenberry



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