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"Warren" wrote


I think I know *just* the right type of client for you though. Her
name is Anne and she is charged with being widowed, blonde, about
5'4 and damn good looking for a woman in her 40's.

an interesting case; but i must say i have a soft spot for greeks, and
the odd black irish.

I'll make the
proper introductions, but I expect a referral fee and expect you to
prove that you are more qualified to represent her!

that's easily done.

A twelver of
the beer of my choice, you accompanying me for a float on the Upper
Madison and you finding happiness in life should cover my fee. ;-)

damn, man, you *are* the hardass to the end; but i suppose i will have
to accept.

Your Fellow Traveller,

Warren

well, you are right about that part.

yfitons
wayno

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Wayne Harrison wrote:
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A most appropriate response.

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Ah Frank, but you have the upper hand.

I'm sure a gardener as wise as Roger (the gardener able to pluck the FRUIT
at the moment of his liking) would not be interested in what I have to
offer.

My daughter is but a waif, not nearly so, so, wise, or so, so, schooled, or
so, so, OLD.

I remember when I told her we would not be going to the Lapland Clave ( I
had planned to take the family), and she was so, so, sad. She loves the
outdoors- I remember when she caught her first fish, on a FLYROD.

She had so hoped for some FAIR PRINCE to finally show her a reindeer . . .

But alas, her complexion dooms her. Although fair of skin there is the
slight, hardly noticeable but there, trace of wildflower honey and those
long, long, eyelashes do nothing but accent the naturally wavy locks that
cascade about her shoulders, highlighting her big brown eyes - her
PASSIONATE Latin heritage is blatantly obvious to the subtle connoisseur.

She has dreams as do all maidens, and she fears she will never find a fair
prince to show her the land of the ETERNAL SUN.

Her poor loving heart breaks with the agony of knowing that she might never
know the loving arts as practiced within the bounds of matrimony. At night
she sobs, "Am I ever to remain a VIRGIN?" with HEAVING BREASTS . . .

What can I say? What does this THIRTEEN year old have to offer?

john


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I might add her teeth are excellent (the braces come off today) and her
grades are excellent.

John (ever seeking financing for the Lapland Clave)

I'll see your single, and raise you my pair of beautiful children.
Intelligent beauties both, the younger is quite handy with a needle and
thread and a National Honor Society member. As a matter of fact, she is
also handy with the fly tying vise and can play numerous musical
instruments (Tri-M Modern Music Masters) to entertain during those
lonely Lapland nights. The elder daughter, comely of face and figure,
is an accomplished martini mixer and journalist.
--
Frank Reid (thinking this should get me to the Lapland Clave and a trip
to New Zealand)
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For what it's worth Roger is married and has two sons 10 and 12 years of age
John your little girl could be in the running for the younger Ohlund.....Roger
also has two Volvos he drives the wagon 7 speeding tickets lives on a gravel
road where the Swedish road rally is held...... The lovely Mrs Roger drives the
sedan i think and has 2 horses.....His house was built in 1870 with exposed
beams and hardwood floors except kitchen and bath if you go there don't forget
your adaptor the house is wired for 220 outlets and 380 for the stove......And
you thought i wasn't paying attention Roger..........


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick

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hmmm....maybe I could do some good on Ebay...

john
"Mike" wrote in message
...
For what it's worth Roger is married and has two sons 10 and 12 years of
age
John your little girl could be in the running for the younger
Ohlund.....Roger
also has two Volvos he drives the wagon 7 speeding tickets lives on a
gravel
road where the Swedish road rally is held...... The lovely Mrs Roger
drives the
sedan i think and has 2 horses.....His house was built in 1870 with
exposed
beams and hardwood floors except kitchen and bath if you go there don't
forget
your adaptor the house is wired for 220 outlets and 380 for the
stove......And
you thought i wasn't paying attention Roger..........


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick

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"Mike" wrote in message
...
For what it's worth Roger is married and has two sons 10 and 12 years of
age
John your little girl could be in the running for the younger
Ohlund.....Roger
also has two Volvos he drives the wagon 7 speeding tickets lives on a
gravel
road where the Swedish road rally is held...... The lovely Mrs Roger
drives the
sedan i think and has 2 horses.....His house was built in 1870 with
exposed
beams and hardwood floors except kitchen and bath if you go there don't
forget
your adaptor the house is wired for 220 outlets and 380 for the
stove......And
you thought i wasn't paying attention Roger..........


And I can attest that the Mrs. Ohlund is one seriously good looking Swedish
hottie. I don't think even the most alluring 13 year old, either singly or
in pairs, could drag him away.

Some guys got all the luck. :-(

--riverman

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"Mike" wrote in message
...
For what it's worth Roger is married and has two sons 10 and 12 years of
age
John your little girl could be in the running for the younger
Ohlund.....Roger
also has two Volvos he drives the wagon 7 speeding tickets lives on a
gravel
road where the Swedish road rally is held...... The lovely Mrs Roger
drives the
sedan i think and has 2 horses.....His house was built in 1870 with
exposed
beams and hardwood floors except kitchen and bath if you go there don't
forget
your adaptor the house is wired for 220 outlets and 380 for the
stove......And
you thought i wasn't paying attention Roger..........


The equivalent of photographic memory, only, done with your ears instead?

/Roger
Goddam!

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The equivalent of photographic memory, only, done with your ears instead?

/Roger

And, what was the name of that German guy that showed up for the Clave?
Frank (Grew up in Los Angeles in the 70's) Reid
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