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[email protected] May 17th, 2007 02:45 AM

OT Dead Falwell
 

On 16-May-2007, Dave LaCourse wrote:

What, no "sincerely". Golly. Such a rant and I feel insulted because
you weren't sincere, Fred.

If gas goes to $4 a gallon, it's still cheap. When it was a buck a
gallon, how much were you making a year? $25k? $30K? Compared with
Europe, consider yourself lucky. And, while you rubbing your lucky
rabbits foot, tell the guvment to start building more refineries. The
last one built was 30 years ago. That would help to keep the price
down, btw. And don't forget to lobby for more drilling in Alaska.
And off shore. You want cheap oil, Fred, we'll get it for ya, but you
hafta do your part to.

Sincerely (really!),
Dave


Before the clowns in power destroy our planet drilling for more oil and
exploding more bombs -

Go fishing!
The brook trout are beautiful up in that part of Maine and tasty too.
In 10 20 or -50 years they won't be there.

One would think that with all the money and technology at our disposal that
instead of spending obscene amounts of money on Iraq , Vietnam ,
Afghanistan, Raytheon, KBR and Haliburton & Dick Cheney's pockets that we
could have dedicated a search for an alternative fuel source that would not
destroy the planet.

But why would those in power cut into the profits of the international Saudi
-American and whatever else - oligarchy.
I don't want to hear how lucky we are compared to the Europeans
That is bull**** !
Oil company execs spout that kind of **** while laughing at the stuopid
consumers.
and

Good riddance to dead Falwells and this thread!
Am I happy he's dead?
Not really!
But it couldn't happen to a better man!

Sincerely
Fred

Tom Littleton May 17th, 2007 02:50 AM

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"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
Well of course. Who buys a house with cash. We all have (had in our
case) mortgages at one time or another. Most can't buy a home without
borrowing money. He will pay off the 20 year mortgage and have a
little nest-egg before he's 45.


he doesn't own anything at 25 but an IOU. It proves nothing, although I wish
him well, and hope he bought a
lot of land, as the house itself depreciates. That was my only real point,
David, except to possibly slow down the
overall gloat that was developing.(BTW, yes, there are
some out there that can, and do buy the home outright).
My point was that I was in my 30s before I could afford a home. My
grandson bought his in his early 20s, and my other grandson is in the
process of buying his, and both of my children bought their homes when
they were in their 20s.

And my point is that you were in the Navy, making peanuts, compared to your
civilian children. You are comparing apples and oranges. Though you may be
also
publicly be patting yourself on the back for good parenting, probably
deservedly.
It only illustrates that the economy is good. Unemployment is low, as
is inflation and interest rates. My kids are having an easy time of
it with the present economy.


as pointed out, above, no, it really doesn't

Djyou see the market today? Up another record high. Of course it is
only on paper, or so they say, and what goes up can come down. Such
is life, eh?

precisely. It's a tool to make money, to be sure. One of many in a
capitalist economy. You won't hear me beef about the whole concept. I don't
get too hung up over today's exact numbers, I just am not that sort of
investor, by and large. Still, there are many underlying issues that the GOP
types have sort of pushed under the rug that are as troubling as anything
Democrats have come up with.
As I said, best wishes to you and your sons, but time will tell how well
this developing Global Economy sorts out for lots of folks........
Tom



Cyli May 17th, 2007 04:25 AM

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On Wed, 16 May 2007 05:45:12 -0400, "Opus--Mark H. Bowen"
wrote:


I'm Ken Fortenberry, who are you ?


So you're nobody, and not God.


How do you judge that Ken Fortenberry is nobody? To quote: "Who are
you to judge?"
--

r.bc: vixen


Hell, that's easy! I've met him.

Op

And had a long relationship of sorts with him here. But I was
responding to Cessna ####.
--

r.bc: vixen
Minnow goddess, Speaker to squirrels, willow watcher.
Almost entirely harmless. Really.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli

Cessna 310 May 17th, 2007 05:34 AM

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rb608 wrote:
"Cessna 310" wrote in message
Who is Ken Fortenberry? He's nobody compared to God.


Oh yeah? Let's see god hit a seven iron.

Joe F.


God can hit a one iron.

riverman May 17th, 2007 10:07 AM

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On May 17, 5:55 am, " wrote:


Moderately on-topic, from today's WSJ.

http://www.opinionjournal.com/editor...l?id=110010080

- Ken


From that article:

"The response to 9/11, so completely out of accord with previous
American practice, came as a shock, and it is noteworthy that there
has been no successful attack on American soil since then. "

It reminds me of a joke: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

--riverman


Opus--Mark H. Bowen May 17th, 2007 10:17 AM

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"Cessna 310" wrote in message
...
Opus--Mark H. Bowen wrote:


Who's this god character you speak of?

Op


You could view God as risk management.


Which god?

Op



Opus--Mark H. Bowen May 17th, 2007 10:24 AM

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"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
Do you know what we were doing at ASU? Looking for a few bright
students. Your name wasn't on the list. You're a loser, Guyz & Flyz.
You'll always be a loser.


Let me guess. You arrive on campus two days after the end of the semester,
right.

Isn't it about time for you to get in a huff and leave ROFF forever, again?

Op



Flytyer37 May 17th, 2007 03:35 PM

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On May 16, 7:44 pm, "rb608" wrote:
"Cessna 310" wrote in message
Who is Ken Fortenberry? He's nobody compared to God.


Oh yeah? Let's see god hit a seven iron.

Joe F.


Better yet, a one iron.
IMHO, religion is neither all good nor all bad, its the people that
really mess it up. I grew up in a house "controlled" by my Christian
Scientist father. My mother was a nurse. If that doesn't get you
questioning everything from a young age, I don't know what does.
Too many lives have been lost over religion, millions of others have
been destroyed. Jerry Falwell's litmus test for political leaders is
not new in our country. While I have, and still do oppose any
religious organization using its power to subvert or manipulate our
political process, I don't wish them ill. The diversity of polical
and religious values ebbs and flows like the tide. It takes more than
one person alone to stem or change that tide. Falwell was one man, a
figure head of a larger organization, part of a larger whole.
I took an oath to defend the Constitution of the United States against
all enemies, foreign and domestic. Change, even though I disagree
with it, is not my enemy.
Frank Reid


[email protected] May 17th, 2007 04:52 PM

OT Dead Falwell
 
On May 16, 4:24 pm, Cessna 310 wrote:
Opus--Mark H. Bowen wrote:

Who's this god character you speak of?


Op


You could view God as risk management.


More like irrational exuberance.
- Ken


Scott Seidman May 17th, 2007 07:21 PM

OT Dead Falwell
 
Flytyer37 wrote in news:1179412519.511147.317560
@n59g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:

While I have, and still do oppose any
religious organization using its power to subvert or manipulate our
political process, I don't wish them ill.


No, but I do wish them a lapsed tax exempt status.

--
Scott
Reverse name to reply

BJ Conner May 17th, 2007 09:51 PM

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On May 15, 11:30 am, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.

--
Ken Fortenberry


He was particulary irritating because he knew everything, what you
should do, what was right for you and he knew more about god and how
you should live your life. People like that tend to **** people off,
even when there on roff.


Dave LaCourse May 17th, 2007 09:59 PM

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On 17 May 2007 13:51:24 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

He was particulary irritating because he knew everything, what you
should do, what was right for you and he knew more about god and how
you should live your life. People like that tend to **** people off,
even when there on roff.


I believe you just described Wolfgang.



BJ Conner May 17th, 2007 10:07 PM

OT Dead Falwell
 
On May 17, 1:59 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On 17 May 2007 13:51:24 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

He was particulary irritating because he knew everything, what you
should do, what was right for you and he knew more about god and how
you should live your life. People like that tend to **** people off,
even when there on roff.


I believe you just described Wolfgang.


Maby we originate the roff Fallwell Award.
Nominations?


Dave LaCourse May 17th, 2007 10:34 PM

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On 17 May 2007 14:07:23 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

On May 17, 1:59 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On 17 May 2007 13:51:24 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

He was particulary irritating because he knew everything, what you
should do, what was right for you and he knew more about god and how
you should live your life. People like that tend to **** people off,
even when there on roff.


I believe you just described Wolfgang.


Maby we originate the roff Fallwell Award.
Nominations?


Who preaches religion on roff?



Russell D. May 17th, 2007 10:52 PM

OT Dead Falwell
 
riverman wrote:

It reminds me of a joke: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?


So they can hide in the strawberry patch?

Russell

Opus--Mark H. Bowen May 17th, 2007 11:19 PM

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"Russell D." wrote in message
...
riverman wrote:

It reminds me of a joke: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?


So they can hide in the strawberry patch?

Russell


Any knowledgeable person knows that elephants are allergic to strawberries,
so that can't be the answer.

Op



Opus--Mark H. Bowen May 17th, 2007 11:20 PM

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"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
On 17 May 2007 14:07:23 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

On May 17, 1:59 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On 17 May 2007 13:51:24 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

He was particulary irritating because he knew everything, what you
should do, what was right for you and he knew more about god and how
you should live your life. People like that tend to **** people off,
even when there on roff.

I believe you just described Wolfgang.


Maby we originate the roff Fallwell Award.
Nominations?


Who preaches religion on roff?


You!

Op



Dave LaCourse May 18th, 2007 12:40 AM

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On Thu, 17 May 2007 18:20:27 -0400, "Opus--Mark H. Bowen"
wrote:


"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
.. .
On 17 May 2007 14:07:23 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

On May 17, 1:59 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On 17 May 2007 13:51:24 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

He was particulary irritating because he knew everything, what you
should do, what was right for you and he knew more about god and how
you should live your life. People like that tend to **** people off,
even when there on roff.

I believe you just described Wolfgang.

Maby we originate the roff Fallwell Award.
Nominations?


Who preaches religion on roff?


You!

Op


Really? I've mentioned God and salvation and Jesus Christ, or Buddha,
or Veejay, Mohammed, and preached it? Did I ever tell ya about the
Shinto shrines in Japan? Absolutely beautiful....

Must be getting reeeeal old, 'cause I don't remember that.

I may have mentioned God, but I haven't preached it.

On the other hand, you've preached stupidity on more than one
occasion.

d;o)





Opus--Mark H. Bowen May 18th, 2007 01:12 AM

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"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 17 May 2007 18:20:27 -0400, "Opus--Mark H. Bowen"
wrote:


"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
. ..
On 17 May 2007 14:07:23 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

On May 17, 1:59 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On 17 May 2007 13:51:24 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

He was particulary irritating because he knew everything, what you
should do, what was right for you and he knew more about god and how
you should live your life. People like that tend to **** people off,
even when there on roff.

I believe you just described Wolfgang.

Maby we originate the roff Fallwell Award.
Nominations?

Who preaches religion on roff?


You!

Op


Really? I've mentioned God and salvation and Jesus Christ, or Buddha,
or Veejay, Mohammed, and preached it? Did I ever tell ya about the
Shinto shrines in Japan? Absolutely beautiful....

Must be getting reeeeal old, 'cause I don't remember that.

I may have mentioned God, but I haven't preached it.

On the other hand, you've preached stupidity on more than one
occasion.

d;o)


Hook, line, and sinker Dave. You are sooooo predictable!

Op --it won't be long now--



rb608 May 18th, 2007 01:12 AM

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"Flytyer37" wrote in message
Better yet, a one iron.


I'm glad at least a couple of folks got the one-iron joke reference. :-)

IMHO, religion is neither all good nor all bad, snip


I hear ya. (I started several times to write a more philosophical reply;
but it keeps getting way too involved for anything I care to post here and
now.)

Joe F.



Dave LaCourse May 18th, 2007 01:19 AM

OT Dead Falwell
 
On Thu, 17 May 2007 20:12:05 -0400, "Opus--Mark H. Bowen"
wrote:


"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 17 May 2007 18:20:27 -0400, "Opus--Mark H. Bowen"
wrote:


"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
On 17 May 2007 14:07:23 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

On May 17, 1:59 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On 17 May 2007 13:51:24 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

He was particulary irritating because he knew everything, what you
should do, what was right for you and he knew more about god and how
you should live your life. People like that tend to **** people off,
even when there on roff.

I believe you just described Wolfgang.

Maby we originate the roff Fallwell Award.
Nominations?

Who preaches religion on roff?

You!

Op


Really? I've mentioned God and salvation and Jesus Christ, or Buddha,
or Veejay, Mohammed, and preached it? Did I ever tell ya about the
Shinto shrines in Japan? Absolutely beautiful....

Must be getting reeeeal old, 'cause I don't remember that.

I may have mentioned God, but I haven't preached it.

On the other hand, you've preached stupidity on more than one
occasion.

d;o)


Hook, line, and sinker Dave. You are sooooo predictable!

Op --it won't be long now--


And you are sooooo predictably stupid. You give red necks a bad name.





Frank Reid[_2_] May 18th, 2007 04:32 AM

OT Dead Falwell
 
On May 17, 7:12 pm, "rb608" wrote:
"Flytyer37" wrote in message
Better yet, a one iron.


I'm glad at least a couple of folks got the one-iron joke reference. :-)


by the way, believe it or not, its my favorite club. I can smack the
crap out of a one iron.
Frank Reid


Tim J. May 18th, 2007 12:54 PM

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rb608 typed:
"Flytyer37" wrote in message
Better yet, a one iron.


I'm glad at least a couple of folks got the one-iron joke reference.
:-)


.. . . and probably many more who are avoiding this thread topic. It's
one of those "no good can come from this" moments.

IMHO, religion is neither all good nor all bad, snip


I hear ya. (I started several times to write a more philosophical
reply; but it keeps getting way too involved for anything I care to
post here and now.)


Good move. Amen, Brother Joe!
--
TL,
Tim
---------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/



Ken Fortenberry May 18th, 2007 01:52 PM

OT Dead Falwell
 
Tim J. wrote:

. . . and probably many more who are avoiding this thread topic. It's
one of those "no good can come from this" moments.


It's probably best to just let the Reverend Falwell speak for himself.
(All citations are available at wikiquote.org and elsewhere.)

"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's
punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."

"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for [the attacks of Sept.
11] because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million
little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the
pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the
lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle,
the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to
secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, 'You
helped this happen.'"

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

"Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions."

"I listen to feminists and all these radical gals -- most of them are
failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they
married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the
bathroom. These women just need a man in the house. That's all they
need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it
is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men.
Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men -- that's their problem."

"When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their
parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those
children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you
have the ideal unit."

"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews."

"I am saying pornography hurts anyone who reads it -- garbage in,
garbage out."

"I am such a strong admirer and supporter of George W. Bush that if he
suggested eliminating the income tax or doubling it, I would vote yes on
first blush."

"I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no
conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time."

"It is God's planet -- and he's taking care of it. And I don't believe
that anything we do will raise or lower the temperature one point."

"I truly cannot imagine men with men, women with women, doing what they
were not physically created to do, without abnormal stress and misbehavior."

"It appears that America's anti-Biblical feminist movement is at last
dying, thank God, and is possibly being replaced by a Christ-centered
men's movement which may become the foundation for a desperately needed
national spiritual awakening."

"There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas."

"I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country,
we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over
again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!"

"The First Amendment is not without limits."

"Someone must not be afraid to say, 'moral perversion is wrong.' If we
do not act now, homosexuals will 'own' America! If you and I do not
speak up now, this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all
decent men, women, and children who get in its way ... and our nation
will pay a terrible price!"

"If he's going to be the counterfeit of Christ, [the Antichrist] has to
be Jewish. The only thing we know is he must be male and Jewish."

"The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would
prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook
as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight."

"The whole global warming thing is created to destroy America's free
enterprise system and our economic stability."

"You'll be riding along in an automobile. You'll be the driver perhaps.
You're a Christian. There'll be several people in the automobile with
you, maybe someone who is not a Christian. When the trumpet sounds you
and the other born-again believers in that automobile will be instantly
caught away -- you will disappear, leaving behind only your clothes and
physical things that cannot inherit eternal life. That unsaved person or
persons in the automobile will suddenly be startled to find the car
suddenly somewhere crashes. ... Other cars on the highway driven by
believers will suddenly be out of control and stark pandemonium will
occur on ... every highway in the world where Christians are caught away
from the drivers wheel." (from Falwell's pamphlet "Nuclear War and the
Second Coming of Christ")

"God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to
give us probably what we deserve."

"You know when I see somebody burning the flag, I'm a Baptist preacher
I'm not a Mennonite, I feel it's my obligation to whip him. In the name
of the Lord, of course. I feel it's my obligation to whip him, and if I
can't do it then I look up some of my athletes to help me. But, as long
as at 72 I can handle most of the jobs I do it myself, and I don't think
it's un-spiritual. When I, when I, when I hear somebody talking about
our military and ridiculing and saying terrible things about our
President, I'm thinking you know just a little bit of that and I believe
the Lord would forgive me if I popped him."

"The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely
infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and
practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history,
etcetera."

"The National Organization for Women (NOW) is the National Organization
of Witches."

"God doesn't listen to Jews."

"Tinky Winky is gay."

Tim J. May 18th, 2007 02:03 PM

OT Dead Falwell
 

Ken Fortenberry typed:
Tim J. wrote:

. . . and probably many more who are avoiding this thread topic. It's
one of those "no good can come from this" moments.


It's probably best to just let the Reverend Falwell speak for himself.

snip

Falwell was as intolerant as they come, but I'll be damned if I'll dance
on his grave. I'll just leave that to Forty and the Grave Dancers.
--
TL,
Tim
---------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/



Ken Fortenberry May 18th, 2007 03:09 PM

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Tim J. wrote:
Ken Fortenberry typed:
Tim J. wrote:
. . . and probably many more who are avoiding this thread topic. It's
one of those "no good can come from this" moments.

It's probably best to just let the Reverend Falwell speak for himself.

snip

Falwell was as intolerant as they come, but I'll be damned if I'll dance
on his grave. ...


Why do you hate America so much ?

--
Ken Fortenberry

Tim J. May 18th, 2007 03:51 PM

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Ken Fortenberry typed:
Tim J. wrote:
Ken Fortenberry typed:
Tim J. wrote:
. . . and probably many more who are avoiding this thread topic.
It's one of those "no good can come from this" moments.
It's probably best to just let the Reverend Falwell speak for
himself. snip


Falwell was as intolerant as they come, but I'll be damned if I'll
dance on his grave. ...


Why do you hate America so much ?


:) I love this place, drool puddles and all.
--
TL,
Tim
---------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/



riverman May 19th, 2007 07:15 AM

OT Dead Falwell
 
On May 18, 6:19 am, "Opus--Mark H. Bowen"
wrote:
"Russell D." wrote in message

...

riverman wrote:


It reminds me of a joke: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?


So they can hide in the strawberry patch?


Russell


Any knowledgeable person knows that elephants are allergic to strawberries,
so that can't be the answer.

Op


So they can hide in cherry trees.

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No? See how well it works?

--riverman


rw May 19th, 2007 08:30 AM

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riverman wrote:
On May 18, 6:19 am, "Opus--Mark H. Bowen"
wrote:

"Russell D." wrote in message

...


riverman wrote:


It reminds me of a joke: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?


Camouflage.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

No Name May 20th, 2007 06:25 PM

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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...
Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
As for tolerance and the lack thereof, it's not a bad thing nor an
indication of a lack of character to be intolerant of intolerance.


It's not your intolerance of intolerance I am speaking of. You're
intolerant of anyone who thinks differently than you politically and
spiritually. If they don't think like Ken thinks, they are fools,
hateful, intolerant, etc.


Some people are hateful, intolerant fools, that's true, but I would
never believe that of them merely because they disagree with my personal
views on politics or spirituality. When I express disgust at someone's
hateful intolerance it's because they posted something here that was
hateful and intolerant not because they disagree with me.

--
Ken Fortenberry
Bull****............

anonymous **** weasel



No Name May 20th, 2007 06:30 PM

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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. ..
Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I've never had a problem with the Dalai Lama. It is as presumptuous
as it is preposterous for you to claim that you know my thoughts
well enough to post them to roff on my behalf.


Where did I claim that?


"You hardly know the Ken that I know. And, you apparently haven't been
ready Fred LeBow's words. Ken is happy that falwell is dead. That is
wrong."

I consider you a
friend, Louie, but from now on let me post my own thoughts to roff,
thank you very much.


And I consider you a friend, Ken, but I know how you feel about
religions. You have voiced your opinions here more than a few times.


I never said I was happy that Falwell is dead. You posted that here and
I'd appreciate it if you never presumed to put words in my mouth again.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Kick his ass !

anonymous **** weasel



No Name May 20th, 2007 06:34 PM

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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
t...
Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.


How can you even think of heaven when you don't believe in God.


Well, first I have a cup or two of coffee, then I grab the
Times and take a seat on the throne and sometimes, on really
good days, I think of heaven.

What
do you have to do to get to heaven, assuming there is one, of course?


It's easy for me, for you I'd recommend Metamucil.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Hell yea, kick his no good ass ! Commie pinko bedwetter !.

anonymous **** weasel




No Name May 20th, 2007 06:39 PM

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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
t...
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.

Are you sure two gay guys would be there? I'm not about to second
guess who gets in.

I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.


I'm not sure I'd want to pass judgment. Not my place to say who gets in
or why.

I guess I'm a little more tolerant of others' opinions even if I don't
agree with them.


That doesn't sound like a good guess to me, but I guess it'll be
tolerated.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Rev.Jerry will sit on the right hand of "Saint Martin the Immaculate"

at the big pig pickin in the sky. Give me a Hoo Ha !
anonymous **** ouizel




No Name May 20th, 2007 06:43 PM

OT Dead Falwell
 

"BJ Conner" wrote in message
oups.com...
On May 15, 11:30 am, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.

--
Ken Fortenberry


He was particulary irritating because he knew everything, what you
should do, what was right for you and he knew more about god and how
you should live your life. People like that tend to **** people off,
even when there on roff.



Kinda like the Un-anonymous **** weasel Porkenbugger? LOL




Wolfgang May 25th, 2007 04:13 AM

OT Dead Falwell
 

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 16 May 2007 08:50:48 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:

Mark, we are at war. We didn't start it. Al Qaeda did. ...


Here's a good one for you Louie:

http://tinyurl.com/2wz7je


yawn


Yeah, 3,400 dead is a whole LOT of boring.

The good news is........it ain't over yet! :)

Wolfgang
who knows that it takes a heap of killing to get some peoples' attention.



Wolfgang May 25th, 2007 04:30 AM

OT Dead Falwell
 

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
On 17 May 2007 13:51:24 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

He was particulary irritating because he knew everything, what you
should do, what was right for you and he knew more about god and how
you should live your life. People like that tend to **** people off,
even when there on roff.


I believe you just described Wolfgang.


Evil murderous pig moron.

Wolfgang
the unfortunate thing is that it is probably heritable.



Dave LaCourse May 25th, 2007 01:34 PM

OT Dead Falwell
 
On Thu, 24 May 2007 21:30:27 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
.. .
On 17 May 2007 13:51:24 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

He was particulary irritating because he knew everything, what you
should do, what was right for you and he knew more about god and how
you should live your life. People like that tend to **** people off,
even when there on roff.


I believe you just described Wolfgang.


Evil murderous pig moron.

Wolfgang
the unfortunate thing is that it is probably heritable.


Ouch! Sticks and stones...... hehehehehe

Now, don't forget to give Becky her Frontline this month. We wouldn't
want her to get fleas or ticks, would we?

d;op




Opus--Mark H. Bowen May 25th, 2007 10:34 PM

OT Dead Falwell
 

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 24 May 2007 21:30:27 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
. ..
On 17 May 2007 13:51:24 -0700, BJ Conner
wrote:

He was particulary irritating because he knew everything, what you
should do, what was right for you and he knew more about god and how
you should live your life. People like that tend to **** people off,
even when there on roff.

I believe you just described Wolfgang.


Evil murderous pig moron.

Wolfgang
the unfortunate thing is that it is probably heritable.


Ouch! Sticks and stones...... hehehehehe

Now, don't forget to give Becky her Frontline this month. We wouldn't
want her to get fleas or ticks, would we?

d;op


So family, according to you, is fair game now?

Op



Dave LaCourse May 26th, 2007 12:44 AM

OT Dead Falwell
 
On Fri, 25 May 2007 17:34:28 -0400, "Opus--Mark H. Bowen"
wrote:

So family, according to you, is fair game now?


You and Wolfgang brought my family into it a long time ago, without
any help from me or anyone else. So, are you too practicing double
standards. You brought Ken's family into it also. Or are we having a
moment of forgetfullness on your part.

Fat moron!

hth



Ken Fortenberry May 26th, 2007 01:39 AM

OT Dead Falwell
 
Dave LaCourse wrote:
"Opus--Mark H. Bowen" wrote:
So family, according to you, is fair game now?


... You brought Ken's family into it also. ...


Yes, he did. He made horribly offensive comments about my
developmentally disabled daughter here on roff in an attempt
to make me feel bad. I will confess that he succeeded, but
that's my fault not his.

There are folks who post here with whom one should not associate.
He's one of them, so stick him in your killfile and ignore him.
Lowering yourself to his level does no good whatsoever.

--
Ken Fortenberry


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