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"Wolfgang" wrote in message ... "Lazarus Cooke" wrote in message om... In article , B J Conner wrote: Well that wasn't good, amusing or intellectual - now wonder people report you to your ISP Another drunk irishman with a rhyming dictionary, boring at best. This is the umpteenth piece of abuse from a roffian aimed at someone's nationality. Sadly, I think, all of it has come from Americans, aimed at other nationalities. Here in the U.S. you can tell a lot about the social standing of various ethnic, national, economic, religious and other groups by common reactions to stereotypes and, more particularly, humor based on stereotypes concerning the members of such groups. Swedes and Norwegians (remember Ole and Lena?) are the butt of a lot of jokes in Minnesota.....Finns in Michigan's upper peninsula.....etc. The Irish were an especially large immigrant group who dispersed more widely in the U.S. than most others. Interestingly, the odds are typically very good that persons telling such jokes include the butts among their ancestors. There are exceptions of course. When the common reaction to such humor among the population as a whole is disapproving it's a safe bet that the group in question has not yet "arrived" at social equality. Disparaging jokes about groups lumped together as "Arabic" are common these days. Regardless of the body of evidence suggesting that such are met with near universal approval, this is simply not so. Most of us are a lot more tolerant and thoughtful than the vocal minority make apparent. Every year at about this time, tens of millions of people in America.....a great many more than immigration records would support.....suddenly rediscover (if only for a few days) their Irish roots. The Irish suffered horrible discrimination due to prejudice here during the years of their great diaspora. Today, nobody much gives a ****. Meanwhile, most of those millions find St. Patrick's Day celebrations sufficient reason to go out and get drunk. Whatever. Anyway......Conner......hm......what the hell kinda name is that, anyway? Wolfgang pretzel bender to the stars. "I don't care who calls who a sonofabitch, but I won't stand for anyone calling someone an English sonofabitch or an American sonofabitch." (Ike) Lazarus -- Remover the rock from the email address It would be nother irish or soctch -irush, It doesn't matter unless your overly senstiive. An Irishman walking along the shore notices an old lamp lying among the rocks. He picks it up, rubs the dirt off of it and a genie comes out of the lamp. The genie tells the Irishman he will grant him three wishes. The Irishman says "Well first off, I'd like a bottle of Guiness that never goes dry". "Done" says the genie, and the Irishman is holding a bottle of Guiness. The Irishman promptly drinks it down and watches in delight as it magically fills back up. Again he drinks it down and watches it fill up. A third time he drinks it down, and by now the genie is becoming impatient. "So what do you want for your other two wishes"? askes the irritated genie. "Oh", replies the Irishman, "Just give me another two bottles like this one". IT must m |
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"riverman" wrote in message ... "Wolfgang" wrote in message ... "Lat705" wrote in message ... She, surprised, responded that she had finished that in her freshman year. High School? It's been a lot of years since I read that anecdote. I can't be certain, but I don't think that question was answered. At any rate, I'd venture to guess that Mr. Einstein was more surprised and impressed by being in the presence of such a prodigy than either Myron or Ken would be. Possibly so, however I had heard it that Mr. Einstein stated that he studied Physics. In any case, a quick google search didn't verify it. In the version I read it was most definitely algebra. That is specifically why I remembered it and, I think, an important consideration in the point of the anecdote......the co-ed, the reader is left to suppose, was vapid, and Einstein was being wry. This works well with something as mundane and accessible to EVERYONE as algebra, but is a bit more abstruse when something as formidable (in the public eye) as physics is substituted. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I think your reaction and Ken's bear this out. Also present (perhaps....and however subtle) is the suggestion that the great man himself saw algebra as something worthy of a lifetime of study even by one so presumably well versed in the subject as he himself must surely have been.....a position probably shared by many professional mathemeticians if not, necessarily, by math teachers and free lance writers. Moreover, many thousands of high school and college freshmen (as well as your humble narrator) consider algebra to be as worthy and formidable as anything they wish to encounter, not excluding composition, physical education, civics, philosophy or logic. Meanwhile, in my 13 year career as a math teacher, I have only encountered two students astute enough to have completed Advanced Algebra in or before their freshman year (in high school), The Einstein story, as I read it, made no mention of what level of algebra either of the principals was working on. The reader is left to surmise that they weren't quite talking about the same critter......or that's the impression I came away with, anyway. and neither of them was particularly impressive. It has been my experience that teachers of mathematics more than any other subject tend to be confounded by the notion that students have not mastered the course material by the time they show up for the first session. A bit arrogant and pretentious was more like it. There's a lot of that going around, I hear. Wolfgang so, snake, how's about them lit courses? |
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"riverman" wrote in message ... "Wolfgang" wrote in message ... Everyone missed the obvious. 0%. If you have three socks, you don't have a pair. Uh, uh. I've got a male Hershey bar. Give me four dollars, a red sock, a ticket to Portland, a female Hershey bar, a green sock, another male Hershey bar, two more green socks, all the amputated letters in the state of Florida, a battle cry, a digital camera, and I've STILL got a male Hershey bar. Go further, and give me all the male Hershey bars in the world, and......SURPRISE!.....I've STILL got a male Hershey bar. Yeah, but theres that old 'inclusive, exclusive' defintion going on. Or are you proposing that two pairs of threes doesn't beat three of a kind, since its only two pairs.... --riverman (could be a bluff, though) |
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"riverman" wrote in message ... "Wolfgang" wrote in message ... Everyone missed the obvious. 0%. If you have three socks, you don't have a pair. Uh, uh. I've got a male Hershey bar. Give me four dollars, a red sock, a ticket to Portland, a female Hershey bar, a green sock, another male Hershey bar, two more green socks, all the amputated letters in the state of Florida, a battle cry, a digital camera, and I've STILL got a male Hershey bar. Go further, and give me all the male Hershey bars in the world, and......SURPRISE!.....I've STILL got a male Hershey bar. Yeah, but theres that old 'inclusive, exclusive' defintion going on. Or are you proposing that two pairs of threes doesn't beat three of a kind, since its only two pairs.... --riverman (could be a bluff, though) Call. I got a pair of socks......and a sock. You? Wolfgang |
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Nowadays how can you tell? How many people do you know with "Scot" as a
first name taht are not Scotish? Lou T Given names? Most likely all of them. -- Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69 Drowning flies to Dark Star http://web.tampabay.rr.com/stevglo/i...age92kword.htm |
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message ... "riverman" wrote in message ... "Wolfgang" wrote in message ... "Lat705" wrote in message ... She, surprised, responded that she had finished that in her freshman year. High School? It's been a lot of years since I read that anecdote. I can't be certain, but I don't think that question was answered. At any rate, I'd venture to guess that Mr. Einstein was more surprised and impressed by being in the presence of such a prodigy than either Myron or Ken would be. Possibly so, however I had heard it that Mr. Einstein stated that he studied Physics. In any case, a quick google search didn't verify it. In the version I read it was most definitely algebra. That is specifically why I remembered it and, I think, an important consideration in the point of the anecdote......the co-ed, the reader is left to suppose, was vapid, and Einstein was being wry. This works well with something as mundane and accessible to EVERYONE as algebra, but is a bit more abstruse when something as formidable (in the public eye) as physics is substituted. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I think your reaction and Ken's bear this out. Also present (perhaps....and however subtle) is the suggestion that the great man himself saw algebra as something worthy of a lifetime of study even by one so presumably well versed in the subject as he himself must surely have been.....a position probably shared by many professional mathemeticians if not, necessarily, by math teachers and free lance writers. Moreover, many thousands of high school and college freshmen (as well as your humble narrator) consider algebra to be as worthy and formidable as anything they wish to encounter, not excluding composition, physical education, civics, philosophy or logic. Meanwhile, in my 13 year career as a math teacher, I have only encountered two students astute enough to have completed Advanced Algebra in or before their freshman year (in high school), The Einstein story, as I read it, made no mention of what level of algebra either of the principals was working on. The reader is left to surmise that they weren't quite talking about the same critter......or that's the impression I came away with, anyway. and neither of them was particularly impressive. It has been my experience that teachers of mathematics more than any other subject tend to be confounded by the notion that students have not mastered the course material by the time they show up for the first session. A bit arrogant and pretentious was more like it. There's a lot of that going around, I hear. Wolfgang so, snake, how's about them lit courses? i'm kickin their ass! "A"s on all my papers - special bibliography projects included ;-) Snake- thanks for askin |
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i'm kickin their ass! "A"s on all my papers -
special bibliography projects included ;-) In the 70's and early 80's, if you were in a school that graded on the curve and you walked into a class that was full of asians, many folks would bail. The asians were kicking everyones butt (damn, doncha hate those folks with a work ethic?). Now a days, same curve but you have to watch out for those adults returning to school. They're not there to party, 'cause they know that their future depends on what they can learn. -- Frank Reid Reverse email to reply |
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Wolfgang wrote: Call. I got a pair of socks......and a sock. You? hmmm... knew i shoulda kept those socks. jeff |
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Wolfgang:
Don't look now, Sparky, Sparky? Barney Google's horse or perhaps some radio operator from your Coast Guard days? Pretty much the only comic strips or books I ever gave much consideration to originated behind the green door in a place called "The Shack." That'd allow you one from each of six columns if you bring a Dragon Lady to dinner. you haven't got a clue Mr. Green, in the library, with the lead pipe. Were you, perhaps, looking for Mr. Goodbar? Nope, I prefer almonds. OK, since repetition can be instructive.......I'm going to assume that you had a point. Would you like to share it with the rest of us? No! This is a thread at least touching on things mathematical. Go figure! -- Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69 Drowning flies to Dark Star http://web.tampabay.rr.com/stevglo/i...age92kword.htm |
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"slenon" wrote in message m... ...This is a thread at least touching on things mathematical... From the moment you stepped in through that door, I just KNEW we were going to have fun together! :) Wolfgang whew! |
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"snakefiddler" wrote in message ... "Wolfgang" wrote in message ... so, snake, how's about them lit courses? i'm kickin their ass! "A"s on all my papers - special bibliography projects included ;-) Most excellent! In the beginning was the word........that's important.......never forget it. Snake- thanks for askin De nada. Wolfgang class dismissed. :) |
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Would have been interesting to hear Eistein's answer to the sockk probability
since he did not wear socks. Lou T |
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"Jeff Miller" wrote in message news:xgQ2c.47062$TT5.27448@lakeread06... Wolfgang wrote: Call. I got a pair of socks......and a sock. You? hmmm... knew i shoulda kept those socks. Never, EVER, discard a pair. Wolfgang sheesh! |
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"Mike Connor" wrote in message ... SNIP At any rate, I suspect Mr. Cooke would be a great deal more interested in your forbearance than I have any reason (beyond my somewhat suspicious name [assuming that really IS my name], that is) to be. Wot? :) Does one add the brackets first, and then multiply? Algebraically speaking of course. Well, the truth is that I've been looking at that hideous amalgamation of scavenged parts for some time now and all I can think of is that, for the first time in my life, I really believe I have a good idea of what Victor Frankenstein felt like. :( Just to flesh it out, as it were? See?! See what I mean?! :( Wolfgang who probably won't get any sleep at all tonight. :( |
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message ... "snakefiddler" wrote in message ... "Wolfgang" wrote in message ... so, snake, how's about them lit courses? i'm kickin their ass! "A"s on all my papers - special bibliography projects included ;-) Most excellent! In the beginning was the word........that's important.......never forget it. Snake- thanks for askin De nada. Wolfgang class dismissed. :) why, thank you for the kind words, mr. wolfgang ;) snakefiddler- givin it my best... |
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"Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote in message ... i'm kickin their ass! "A"s on all my papers - special bibliography projects included ;-) In the 70's and early 80's, if you were in a school that graded on the curve and you walked into a class that was full of asians, many folks would bail. The asians were kicking everyones butt (damn, doncha hate those folks with a work ethic?). Now a days, same curve but you have to watch out for those adults returning to school. They're not there to party, 'cause they know that their future depends on what they can learn. -- Frank Reid Reverse email to reply Yep, party days are over-I have raised two children, and left my 18 year career, and taken out a ****load of student loans, so I can't mess up! Most of these young kids don't have that to motivate them, but then, it isn't their fault they are young....... Thanks Frank ;-) Snake |
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From the moment you stepped in through that door, I just KNEW we were going
to have fun together! :) Wolfgang Now all we have to do is arrange a meeting time and place without anyone else finding out. Your state or mine? You bring the comestibles, I'll bring the antidotes, bandaids, and surgical implements. I would expect you have such tools as well but I prefer to work with my own. -- Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69 |
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riverman wrote:
"snakefiddler" wrote in message ... after sweating blood in my algebra class all semester- i don't even want to LOOK AT THAT ****!!! Sweating blood....in ALGEBRA??? Algebra can been made as difficult as you like, or dare. -- Cut "to the chase" for my email address. |
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Lazarus Cooke wrote:
In article , B J Conner wrote: Well that wasn't good, amusing or intellectual - now wonder people report you to your ISP Another drunk irishman with a rhyming dictionary, boring at best. This is the umpteenth piece of abuse from a roffian aimed at someone's nationality. Sadly, I think, all of it has come from Americans, aimed at other nationalities. Well, the umpteenth-plus-one is aimed at Americans, so let's call it even. :-) -- Cut "to the chase" for my email address. |
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Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Lazarus Cooke wrote: ... This is the umpteenth piece of abuse from a roffian aimed at someone's nationality. Sadly, I think, all of it has come from Americans, aimed at other nationalities. In the last two incidents BJ and rw are the miscreants. Was that the time I called myself a Yankee? Does that make me a miscreant? YES!!!! HIGH FIVE!!!! Or was it the time I called Lazarus a pommie twit? The second was a joke, but the first was serious and accurate. Yankees are practical above all else, and that applies to retrieving a fly stuck in an unreachable snag. Benjamin Franklin must have written about this, but I can't find the apropos quote. -- Cut "to the chase" for my email address. |
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snakefiddler wrote:
"Wolfgang" wrote in message ... "snakefiddler" wrote in message ... "Wolfgang" wrote in message ... Wolfgang class dismissed. :) why, thank you for the kind words, mr. wolfgang ;) snakefiddler- givin it my best... You two should get a room. -- Cut "to the chase" for my email address. |
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"rw" wrote in message . .. You two should get a room. Men who like women and vice versa really creep you out, huh? Wolfgang don't let it worry you, snake......he's even more pitiable in person than he is here. :) |
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message ... "rw" wrote in message . .. You two should get a room. Men who like women and vice versa really creep you out, huh? Wolfgang don't let it worry you, snake......he's even more pitiable in person than he is here. :) At the risk of attracting further ridicule for the dislplay of courtesy, I thank you once agan, Wolfgang. Ya know, I would be interested in what some of ya'll really are like in person- (pitiable or not)- strictly from an anthropological point of view, of course (hee-hee) ;) Snakefiddler- as for me, what you see is what you get! |
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"Willi" wrote in message ... Wolfgang wrote: I have actually checked my birth record, and it looks exactly the same today as it did the day someone inscribed it (albeit it in an abominably difficult script) on that document. When I was moving my Mom and packing up and sorting through her things, I came across a number of old documents. I was struck by the beauty of the penmanship. It was an art form for some of the writers. The history of writing.....the mechanical aspects, as opposed to content, that is.....is a fascinating study in its own right. The Germans of a generation or two back were still very much Gothic in their tastes. It shows up not only in cursive writing, but also in print. Even back in the day when I felt I had a reasonable mastery of the language, I found some of the books we had around....books published as late as the 30s and 40s....almost completely illegible, largely due to the minim problem. Wolfgang |
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Willi wrote:
When I was moving my Mom and packing up and sorting through her things, I came across a number of old documents. I was struck by the beauty of the penmanship. It was an art form for some of the writers. My mother wrote with a beautiful hand. She credited it to the Palmer Method of penmanship, which was drilled into her by sadistic nuns. -- Cut "to the chase" for my email address. |
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"rw" wrote My mother wrote with a beautiful hand. She credited it to the Palmer Method of penmanship, which was drilled into her by sadistic nuns. so, you knew the nuns, did you, steve? wayno |
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Wayne Harrison wrote:
"rw" wrote My mother wrote with a beautiful hand. She credited it to the Palmer Method of penmanship, which was drilled into her by sadistic nuns. so, you knew the nuns, did you, steve? Nope. I was raised a Missouri Synod Lutheran -- private school, altar boy, Luther League, the whole ball of wax. That's a different kind of hell altogether. My mother was dead-set against the Catholic Church, mostly because of those sadistic nuns, but she kept her rosary until the day she died. -- Cut "to the chase" for my email address. |
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rw:
Nope. I was raised a Missouri Synod Lutheran Can you explain how this particular Lutheran group differs from any other? I've heard of the affiliation all my life buy have no real concept of what distinguishes the MO Synod from any other Synod. -- Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69 Drowning flies to Dark Star http://web.tampabay.rr.com/stevglo/i...age92kword.htm |
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slenon wrote in message ... rw: Nope. I was raised a Missouri Synod Lutheran Can you explain how this particular Lutheran group differs from any other? I've heard of the affiliation all my life buy have no real concept of what distinguishes the MO Synod from any other Synod. they all have to be shown. yfitons wayno |
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snakefiddler notes:
Ya know, I would be interested in what some of ya'll really are like in person- (pitiable or not)- strictly from an anthropological point of view, of course (hee-hee) ;) Penn's Clave, May....not only fly fishing instruction, but some ugly-ass anthopological points-of-view!! Several folks down your way know the directions, although they seem so unsure of themselves they always seem to leave for Coburn a day or two earlyg. Tom |
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slenon wrote:
rw: Nope. I was raised a Missouri Synod Lutheran Can you explain how this particular Lutheran group differs from any other? I've heard of the affiliation all my life buy have no real concept of what distinguishes the MO Synod from any other Synod. I haven't really kept track of theological disputes within the Lutheran community over the past forty years, so I don't know where things stand right now. When I was a kid, growing up Missouri Synod (also known as German Lutheran), the other Lutheran sects were considered to be apostates, more despicable than even the Papists, because they betrayed the teachings of Martin Luther. The Missouri Synod doctrine was the True Faith. The history of the world revolved around Luther's Diet of Worms, which sounded icky to me. :-) Catholics, with their bleeding crucifictions, their Madonna, their saints, their scary nuns, and their multitudinous sacraments, were strangely exotic, like forbidden fruit. We didn't know about pedophile priests, or even suspect. The other Protestant sects were graded on a curve, from Baptists (bad) to Presbyterians (good). Jews were completely under the radar until I went to public high school (City College). One thing I got from my religious education that was extremely valuable was an intimate (though growing rusty) familiarity with scripture. I had to memorize a passage every school day for years, and we were tested. As an atheist today, I sometimes find myself in philosophical discussions with believers. It comes in handy. -- Cut "to the chase" for my email address. |
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She credited it to the Palmer
Method of penmanship, which was drilled into her by sadistic nuns. I had Sister Atilla the Nun for penmanship and it did me no good. Lou T |
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"Tom Littleton" wrote in message ... snakefiddler notes: Ya know, I would be interested in what some of ya'll really are like in person- (pitiable or not)- strictly from an anthropological point of view, of course (hee-hee) ;) Penn's Clave, May....not only fly fishing instruction, but some ugly-ass anthopological points-of-view!! Several folks down your way know the directions, although they seem so unsure of themselves they always seem to leave for Coburn a day or two earlyg. I'll second that. A ROFF clave is about as good a lesson in small group dynamics and non-communicable pathology as any I've ever seen. Wolfgang um......well, o.k......SEMI-non-communicable. |
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message ... slenon wrote in message ... Can you explain how this particular Lutheran group differs from any other? I've heard of the affiliation all my life buy have no real concept of what distinguishes the MO Synod from any other Synod. they all have to be shown. Well, yeah, that and both the LARRY and CURLY synods tend to be somewhat less endowed in the charismatic leadership department. Wolfgang nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. |
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Lat705 wrote:
She credited it to the Palmer Method of penmanship, which was drilled into her by sadistic nuns. I had Sister Atilla the Nun for penmanship and it did me no good. Lou T I had Sister Assailant. And it did me no good as well. Tim L |
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message ... "Tom Littleton" wrote in message ... snakefiddler notes: Ya know, I would be interested in what some of ya'll really are like in person- (pitiable or not)- strictly from an anthropological point of view, of course (hee-hee) ;) Penn's Clave, May....not only fly fishing instruction, but some ugly-ass anthopological points-of-view!! Several folks down your way know the directions, although they seem so unsure of themselves they always seem to leave for Coburn a day or two earlyg. I'll second that. A ROFF clave is about as good a lesson in small group dynamics and non-communicable pathology as any I've ever seen. Wolfgang um......well, o.k......SEMI-non-communicable. so, does this type of semi-non-communicable gathering require the practice of *safe claving* ;-) Snakefiddler- just askin |
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snakefiddler asks:
so, does this type of semi-non-communicable gathering require the practice of *safe claving* ;-) safe claving, depending on how you look at it, could be an oxymoron..... ask Waltg Tom |
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"Tom Littleton" wrote in message ... snakefiddler asks: so, does this type of semi-non-communicable gathering require the practice of *safe claving* ;-) safe claving, depending on how you look at it, could be an oxymoron..... ask Waltg Tom what's the story walt? snake |
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