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Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 05:12 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:
Danl wrote:
BTW, I didn't see you there.


I did, briefly. He skedadled ...


That's another lie I get sick of hearing repeated. Although
that one's not as repugnant because nobody with any sense who
has met the both of us would ever believe it.

--
Ken Fortenberry

rw September 22nd, 2004 06:34 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
rw wrote:

Danl wrote:

BTW, I didn't see you there.



I did, briefly. He skedadled ...



That's another lie I get sick of hearing repeated. Although
that one's not as repugnant because nobody with any sense who
has met the both of us would ever believe it.


It's no lie. I showed up early, you were there, you had the nerve to
talk to me, I got in your face, and you immediately left. Good thing, too.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

rw September 22nd, 2004 06:34 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
rw wrote:

Danl wrote:

BTW, I didn't see you there.



I did, briefly. He skedadled ...



That's another lie I get sick of hearing repeated. Although
that one's not as repugnant because nobody with any sense who
has met the both of us would ever believe it.


It's no lie. I showed up early, you were there, you had the nerve to
talk to me, I got in your face, and you immediately left. Good thing, too.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 07:00 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

That's another lie I get sick of hearing repeated. Although
that one's not as repugnant because nobody with any sense who
has met the both of us would ever believe it.


It's no lie. ...


Yeah, yeah. Tell the same lie long enough and maybe you'll
even come to believe it yourself. But then you're a ****ing
putz and you have no sense. Anybody with a modicum of good
sense would know instantly that you're all woof and no bite.

Good thing, too.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 07:00 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

That's another lie I get sick of hearing repeated. Although
that one's not as repugnant because nobody with any sense who
has met the both of us would ever believe it.


It's no lie. ...


Yeah, yeah. Tell the same lie long enough and maybe you'll
even come to believe it yourself. But then you're a ****ing
putz and you have no sense. Anybody with a modicum of good
sense would know instantly that you're all woof and no bite.

Good thing, too.

--
Ken Fortenberry

rw September 22nd, 2004 07:28 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Yeah, yeah. Tell the same lie long enough and maybe you'll
even come to believe it yourself. But then you're a ****ing
putz and you have no sense. Anybody with a modicum of good
sense would know instantly that you're all woof and no bite.

Good thing, too.


Here's the lie. You said you left because the weather was bad. In fact,
on the day I saw you (the last time anyone saw you) the weather was very
warm and sunny. It was so warm that I was stripped down to my shorts
while I was putting up my tent. Your pants are on fire.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

rw September 22nd, 2004 07:28 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Yeah, yeah. Tell the same lie long enough and maybe you'll
even come to believe it yourself. But then you're a ****ing
putz and you have no sense. Anybody with a modicum of good
sense would know instantly that you're all woof and no bite.

Good thing, too.


Here's the lie. You said you left because the weather was bad. In fact,
on the day I saw you (the last time anyone saw you) the weather was very
warm and sunny. It was so warm that I was stripped down to my shorts
while I was putting up my tent. Your pants are on fire.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

bugcaster September 22nd, 2004 07:58 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 

"rw" wrote in message
m...

I'm picking up the "stupid, lying, sanctimonious little prick" in Lewiston
on Wednesday, Oct. 6 in Lewiston, ID, and we're meeting up with Warren,
Chas, and (I hope) John Hightower for steelhead on the Clearwater. I
cannot imagine a more amiable crew of fishing companions. Let's hope the
fish cooperate.

If anyone else on ROFF is interested, we'll be at the Myrtle campground,
between Lewiston and Orifino, through the weekend.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.


Wish I could make that meeting, the fish karma should be strong. Too bad
the call of the mortgage is stronger. Tight lines.



Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 08:04 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:

Here's the lie. ...


The last time I saw you I very deliberately and slowly exhaled
a whole lungful of Marlboro smoke right in your face because
instead of answering my questions about the 'Clave you were
making little girly noises about how I better just stay away
from you. You then scurried away and hid in your tent. When I
left your campsite I flicked a cigarette butt in the general
direction of your retreat and made loud, obscene comments about
****ing putzes to no one in particular because everyone was
hiding.

Yeah, you sure showed me, you lying putz.

As for the weather, it was seasonably unpredictable but there was
snow the day before you arrived and cold rain predicted during the
week you were there and anyone familiar with the area would not
have been encouraged about the dry fly fishing or the camping
either.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 08:04 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:

Here's the lie. ...


The last time I saw you I very deliberately and slowly exhaled
a whole lungful of Marlboro smoke right in your face because
instead of answering my questions about the 'Clave you were
making little girly noises about how I better just stay away
from you. You then scurried away and hid in your tent. When I
left your campsite I flicked a cigarette butt in the general
direction of your retreat and made loud, obscene comments about
****ing putzes to no one in particular because everyone was
hiding.

Yeah, you sure showed me, you lying putz.

As for the weather, it was seasonably unpredictable but there was
snow the day before you arrived and cold rain predicted during the
week you were there and anyone familiar with the area would not
have been encouraged about the dry fly fishing or the camping
either.

--
Ken Fortenberry


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