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Bob Rickard December 30th, 2004 07:08 PM

You think THOSE cheerleaders are something, you ought to watch the true
hotties that fuel my personal hot flashes: The Depends Girls! One hard shake
of those gorgeous octogenarian booties and their hot buns literally become
perpetual motion machines, and would surely undulate their succulent bodies
straight into interplanetary orbit were it not for the stabilizing effects
of their support hose and the return to emotional reality supplied by the
firm foundation of their walkers .

Just visualizing their pure animal sexuality has me in a hard, hot sweat,
heart pounding, and grasping for my nitro while screaming GO BABY, GO!

--
Bob Rickard
(AKA Dr. Spinnerbait)
www.secretweaponlures.com
--------------------------=x O')))


"Charles Summers" wrote in message
...
How in the world could ANYONE forget the Yamaha Cheerleaders???? I dream
about them girls at least twice a week, LOL

They do know how to raise them in Alabama...

Too bad about the MTC... :-(

wrote in message
ups.com...

Charles, I can't help but to think about the
Yamaha Cheerleaders at the FLW Tour Championships.........

It is doubtful that I will be there, unfortunately.
Jack
~~
Jack Dalzell
www.jdbass.com
~~






Ken Fortenberry December 30th, 2004 07:22 PM

Bob Rickard wrote:
You think THOSE cheerleaders are something, you ought to watch the true
hotties that fuel my personal hot flashes: The Depends Girls! One hard shake
of those gorgeous octogenarian booties and their hot buns literally become
perpetual motion machines, and would surely undulate their succulent bodies
straight into interplanetary orbit were it not for the stabilizing effects
of their support hose and the return to emotional reality supplied by the
firm foundation of their walkers .

Just visualizing their pure animal sexuality has me in a hard, hot sweat,
heart pounding, and grasping for my nitro while screaming GO BABY, GO!


Hmmm, what we may be witnessing here is the first clinical trial
ever where Viagra is mixed with medicinal marijuana. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry December 30th, 2004 10:11 PM

Illinois Fisherman wrote:
NOW, I know your a TROLL, Mr. Dinglberry.


Good for you !!

BTW, I didn't write _A Troll, Mr. Dinglberry_ , but
maybe if you hum a few bars I'll recognize the tune.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry December 30th, 2004 10:11 PM

Illinois Fisherman wrote:
NOW, I know your a TROLL, Mr. Dinglberry.


Good for you !!

BTW, I didn't write _A Troll, Mr. Dinglberry_ , but
maybe if you hum a few bars I'll recognize the tune.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Dan, danl, danny boy, Redbeard, actually Greybeard December 30th, 2004 11:01 PM

On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 19:08:58 GMT, "Bob Rickard"
sent into the ether:

You think THOSE cheerleaders are something, you ought to watch the true
hotties that fuel my personal hot flashes: The Depends Girls! One hard shake
of those gorgeous octogenarian booties and their hot buns literally become
perpetual motion machines, and would surely undulate their succulent bodies
straight into interplanetary orbit were it not for the stabilizing effects
of their support hose and the return to emotional reality supplied by the
firm foundation of their walkers .

Just visualizing their pure animal sexuality has me in a hard, hot sweat,
heart pounding, and grasping for my nitro while screaming GO BABY, GO!

ROFLMAO

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Dan, danl, danny boy, Redbeard, actually Greybeard December 30th, 2004 11:03 PM

On 30 Dec 2004 04:44:40 -0800, sent into the ether:


Dan, danl, danny boy, Redbeard, actually Greybeard now wrote:
No Jack some can't get along. That is what killfiling is all about.
Use of vulgarity is usually a sign that someone is not bright enough
to think before they speak (type).


Great point!!
Been fishing lately?


Not since mid-Nov.....we've had ice since then and the duck/goose
hunting has been too good.
Are you going to be at the Southern Classic?


For as much as I'd love to be there, it is doubtfull. I'm trying to
scrape the resources together to fish the Everstart Northeast Division
this year and only have so much vacation time (not to mention the 'get
out of jail' cards from my wife or the money that it will cost). I'd
love to show up as these are awesome events. I think the most fun I've
ever had was at the 2000 NWC that I attended.


Jack
~~
Jack Dalzell
www.jdbass.com


That is too bad Jack. I have been looking forward to meeting you and
some of the others.

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go-bassn December 31st, 2004 02:59 AM

You were a blast at the NWC Jack, especially to fish with buddy. Hard to
imagine us having that much fun & not catching a single keeper lol!

--
Warren

http://www.warrenwolk.com
Http://www.tri-statebassmasters.com
2004 NJ B.A.S.S. Federation State Champions

wrote in message
ups.com...

Jack really needs to be there, and so do you Dan! You'll enjoy Jack...

he's
a pretty funny guy when he's downing his Red Bull. Just stand back a

little
ways from him in case he really gets wild.


Charles knows, I like my Red Bull (hope this doesn't come across as
'Spam') and I find it funny that the people at the NWC thought that I
came across as a "little stiff". I'm usually pretty laid back and don't
get riled up too easily. While I am very conservative, I do like humor,
even off color stuff. Charles, I can't help but to think about the
Yamaha Cheerleaders at the FLW Tour Championships.........

It is doubtful that I will be there, unfortunately.
Jack
~~
Jack Dalzell
www.jdbass.com
~~




go-bassn December 31st, 2004 03:16 AM

Ken, if my opinion means anything to you let it be known that Mr Dalzell is
a 100% class individual, friend & angler. He's as sharp as they come, & I
know firsthand that he'll gladly go out of his way to help a friend in need.

--
Warren

http://www.warrenwolk.com
Http://www.tri-statebassmasters.com
2004 NJ B.A.S.S. Federation State Champions

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...
Illinois Fisherman wrote:
NOW, I know your a TROLL, Mr. Dinglberry.


Good for you !!

BTW, I didn't write _A Troll, Mr. Dinglberry_ , but
maybe if you hum a few bars I'll recognize the tune.

--
Ken Fortenberry




Ken Fortenberry December 31st, 2004 01:26 PM

go-bassn wrote:
Ken, if my opinion means anything to you let it be known that Mr Dalzell is
a 100% class individual, friend & angler. He's as sharp as they come, & I
know firsthand that he'll gladly go out of his way to help a friend in need.


I don't doubt that for a moment, Warren. This typing on computers
is a poor way to communicate. Without inflection, facial expressions
or body language, smartaleck ***holes such as myself can really
torque some people off, and I didn't really mean to get under
Jack's skin as much as, well ..., s*** happens.

I've met quite a few of the regulars on the fly fishing group in
person and despite some spectacular dust ups in the newsgroup most
all those guys are class acts. It's just like "real life", there's
a small handful of folks who could be real good friends, the vast
majority of folks who are decent fellows, and then there's another
very small handful you wouldn't cross the street to p*** on if
they were on fire. Even though I've never met anyone from ROFB
I've always assumed the same of the folks here.

But thanks for the note anyway, Warren and *HAPPY NEW YEAR* to all
of ROFB.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Charles B. Summers December 31st, 2004 04:04 PM

AMEN!



"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
Ken, if my opinion means anything to you let it be known that Mr Dalzell

is
a 100% class individual, friend & angler. He's as sharp as they come, & I
know firsthand that he'll gladly go out of his way to help a friend in

need.

--
Warren

http://www.warrenwolk.com
Http://www.tri-statebassmasters.com
2004 NJ B.A.S.S. Federation State Champions





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