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Mike wrote:

While Mr. Frank Ried get the Lifetime Achievement Award for Full Rieds

snip recitation of awe-inspiring Rieds

I am humbled in the presence of such an acrobatic company.

My best so far is the Fish Tackle, in which a salmon makes a run *toward*
the bank, instead of away from you, causing you to swivel around sharply
and land face first on top of the slimy critter. Unfortunately, he
squirted out from under me and broke off :-( Otherwise, it would have been
my very first salmon landed.

Tim H
who landed several after that and is trying to get his scanner to work so
he can post pics...

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"Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote in
:

Looks to me like he's fishing for sympathy.........and we all
know where
to
find that.......right? :)

Wolfgang

Naw, don't need it. I got the good drugs and a doctor's 'script
for massage therapy.

Queue forms to the right to rub Frank's butt.

;-)

Steve (NOT lining up for _that_ little exercise :)

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"Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote in
:

However I do commend you on another humor laden reminder of
your
propensity
for finding some manner to cheat death. And I assume you have
installed "handicap" rails in your shower/tub? Otherwise you
are going to kill yourself one day.

I tried to install them on my wife, but she got a bit upset.


*laugh*


Steve

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On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 07:30:04 -0500, Francis Reid
wrote:

However I do commend you on another humor laden reminder of your
propensity
for finding some manner to cheat death. And I assume you have installed
"handicap" rails in your shower/tub? Otherwise you are going to kill
yourself one day.

I tried to install them on my wife, but she got a bit upset.

Can I scratch this last reply or blame it on the drugs? She sees it and
no amount of therapy will help (we're talking the "Final Reid" here).
Frank


Frank, she's been married to you for years. I have trouble imagining
that it would bother her. Any more than the rest.
--

rbc:vixen,Minnow Goddess,Willow Watcher,and all that sort of thing.
Often taunted by trout.
Only a fool would refuse to believe in luck. Only a damn fool would rely on it.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli

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Can I scratch this last reply or blame it on the drugs? She sees it and
no amount of therapy will help (we're talking the "Final Reid" here).
Frank
Frank, she's been married to you for years. I have trouble imagining
that it would bother her. Any more than the rest.

Yeh, she even puts up with my puns. Hmmm, wonder if she's really deaf?
--
Frank Reid
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....... I land on my tailbone and sprain my mid-back. I get a
fun ambulance ride to the local emergency room over cobblestone streets and
then get pumped full of narcotics and muscle relaxers.

Frank, my compliments on maintaining your sense of humor despite what
must have been pretty painful.

Hope you're OK.

vince

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You spend entirely too much time airborne.

On the contrary, while he's airborne everything if fine. It's when he
stops being airborne that the problems arise.

That sudden stop at the bottom sucks.
Frank

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Frank, my compliments on maintaining your sense of humor despite what
must have been pretty painful.

Hope you're OK.

vince

Thanks Vince, I'm fine. Nothing I've not dealt with before. I've found
that humor, and its corresponding vocalization, laughing, is akin to a
cats purr. It can do a lot to take care of all kinds of pain. I've
crunched myself in myriad ways, mentally and physically. I just try to
look at them as if they were a series of Red Skelton prat falls and
skits. In that way, they don't discolor the memories of what occurred
before or after.
Frank