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Dave LaCourse March 31st, 2008 10:43 PM

Hmmm...or, McCain/WHO?! '08
 
On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:29:30 GMT, wrote:

You are also the biggest asshole on the list both physiavllly and mentally
Keep drinking and stay in your inebriated torpor


No, no, no. Fortenberry is the biggest asshole on the list. (Ok,
who's keepin' the list?) I am the 2nd biggest asshole on the list.
My physiavilly hasn't kept me from fishing, however. Hafta send you
some pictures, Fred. I know they work better than words with you.

Haven't been inebriated (hey, you spelled it correctly!) for many
years, Fred. However, your obvious keyboard stumbling, bad grammar,
and poor spelling speaks volumes about your mental status.

Fat Dr. Dave (take TWO of those pills, Fred, smoke a bomber, and keep
off of the injected **** for awhile. Bill is in the mail.)



Dave LaCourse March 31st, 2008 10:55 PM

Hmmm...or, McCain/WHO?! '08
 
On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:58:37 GMT, wrote:

And my border collie cannot type silly.
my Pointer does that!


Let me get this straight: Your border collie cannot type silly but
you pointer can type silly? I've never seen silly typing. But, then
again, I have never seen a dog type anything.

However, I still have hope for you,You unlike Lacourse can think past a few
sentences


Capital C in LaCourse, Bozo.

Well enough of this
I no longer want to entertain Wolfgang - so this is my last word on my last
word


Entertain Wolfgang? Hell, I do believe you are entertaining all of
us. (Well, at least Wolfie, Richard, and me.) d;o)

TWH

Dr. Dave





[email protected] March 31st, 2008 11:56 PM

Hmmm...or, McCain/WHO?! '08
 
On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:58:37 GMT, wrote:


On 31-Mar-2008,
wrote:

And perhaps my disdain or lack of care re typos is indicative of the
response that I can expect from you and your ilk.


Hoo-boy, another "ilk'er," huh? Whaddya expect from a bunch of, er,
jackanapes like, um, "we" anyway...


Jackanapes
Yes I liked it when Mike used that word to refer to ROFFians
I admit
I myself am of that ilk or descended from them


Um, you come from a long line of ROFFians, do ya...?

NOUN: 1. A conceited or impudent person. 2. A mischievous child. 3. Archaic
A monkey or an ape


OK, Cheeta...

And my border collie cannot type silly.


Why would he? He has you for that...

I no longer want to entertain Wolfgang - so this is my last word on my last
word


Wanna bet?

HTH,
R

Fred


notbob April 1st, 2008 12:01 AM

Hmmm...or, McCain/WHO?! '08
 
On 2008-03-31, Dave LaCourse wrote:

Haven't been inebriated (hey, you spelled it correctly!) for many
years, Fred.


Serious street cred neg. But, not necassarily a bad thing. In fact, could
be a killer chest puffer (not to mention just good sense).

nb

Dave LaCourse April 1st, 2008 12:14 AM

Hmmm...or, McCain/WHO?! '08
 
On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:47:12 GMT, wrote:

Your problem is that you are blind , stupid and probably drunk all of the
time


Blind? How about 20/20 (corrected). Stupid? Naw, I gradiated hi
skool. Drunk? Don't use the stuff much anymore. I did have a Mimosa
or two on the way down to Chile. Fresh OJ too. Helped me sleep all
the way from somewhere east of the Carolinas to Lima, Peru. Fly LAN
Chile, Fred. Best equipped aircraft I have ever flown. Boeing 767.

Too drunk to see what this government does to you and what it does in your
name to this planet!


No one does anything in MY name, Fred, except me.

You are a perfect example of the dumbing down of America
Your offspring must be morons - fruit from the tree


Both of my "offspring" are successful businesswomen, far richer in
family and common sense than you will ever be, Fred.

Fat Dr. Dave (OK, no more pills for you. Inject that **** and smoke
the crack. Your bill is getting up there, Fred. I expect some
payment soonest. N,TWH)




Dave LaCourse April 1st, 2008 12:18 AM

Hmmm...or, McCain/WHO?! '08
 
On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:01:24 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2008-03-31, Dave LaCourse wrote:

Haven't been inebriated (hey, you spelled it correctly!) for many
years, Fred.


Serious street cred neg. But, not necassarily a bad thing. In fact, could
be a killer chest puffer (not to mention just good sense).

nb


Naw, I never have found necassarily to be a bad thing. Now, that cred
neg thingy....... that is sumptin ya gotta watch out fer, imtellinya.

dl



[email protected] April 1st, 2008 01:26 AM

Hmmm...or, McCain/WHO?! '08
 
On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:35:08 -0500, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:38:39 -0500, wrote:

Its too late for fat old drinken fools like Lacourse -He just staggers
though his existence


Yeah, maybe, but his waders are completely free of leaks...


Yep, still leak free, or as Fred would say, fleark fleed. Over 500
hours on 'em


Um, your waders have an hour meter...? That's just silly...

TC,
R

[email protected] April 1st, 2008 02:14 AM

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On 31-Mar-2008, Dave LaCourse wrote:

Fred. However, your obvious keyboard stumbling, bad grammar,
and poor spelling speaks volumes about your mental status.


You know
I have not been called stupid - I don t think ever - I have been called many
other somwhat and outright derogatory things things but not "stupid"
You of course are inured to this as an epithet thrown at you - Perhaps many
times

Stupid people - like you - do drink to excess


Fred

Dave LaCourse April 1st, 2008 02:50 AM

Hmmm...or, McCain/WHO?! '08
 
On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 01:14:32 GMT, wrote:

You know
I have not been called stupid - I don t think ever - I have been called many
other somwhat and outright derogatory things things but not "stupid"
You of course are inured to this as an epithet thrown at you - Perhaps many
times

Stupid people - like you - do drink to excess


Fred, in all seriousness...... Look at your posts. You are either an
idiot, a drunk, high on drugs, or all of the above. I do not drink
any more, never mind to excess.

Your problem, Fred, is that you haven't been around roff for very
long. You know little of its history or the history of its players.
Anyone that knows me will tell you I am not a drunk, nor am I fat
(with the exception of a pot belly, quite normal for big guys after
the age of 60 - - - I'm 70, 6'1", 205 lbs) I'll post some pictures,
Fred. In the meantime, perhaps you should apologize to those on roff
who are a bit overweight. Your use of the word "fat" has insulted
some people, I am sure. Not me, mind you. You can call me anything
you want and I will wear the name proudly.

(Your bill, btw, is approaching a point where I doubt you will be able
to pay. I do not come cheap, Fred. Just think you should know that.)

Fat Dr. Dave, Pirate to many, Doctor to the Demented.


Dave LaCourse April 1st, 2008 02:57 AM

Hmmm...or, McCain/WHO?! '08
 
On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:26:17 -0500, wrote:

Um, your waders have an hour meter...? That's just silly...


Make that almost 500 DAYS, Richard. Well, almost 500. Certainly
longer than any other wader I've owned. And, you are correct - not a
leak to be had.

d;o)







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