OT.....
 

MajorOz wrote:
Anyone have an actual link to what Robertson said -- not to what
someone said what he said ?

thanx

oz, who always prefers primary sources

The devil said, "OK, it's a deal."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_422099.html

--
Ken Fortenberry

Satan's letter to Pat Robertson
 

"JR" wrote in message
...
As "reported" by Lily Coyle in the Minneapolis Star Tribune:

Dear Pat Robertson,

I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the
shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people
when they are down, so I'm all over that action.

But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally
humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put
it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure,
in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get
something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a
golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that
was before the earthquake.

Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? If I had a thing going
with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night
clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not
my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll.

You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings --
just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad.
Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we
may need to renegotiate your own contract.

Best, Satan


- JR

JR,

I am lifting your letter from Satan to Pat for my Pat Robertson is a
psychopath Facebook page--I hope you don't mind, much.

Op

OT.....
 

On Jan 18, 6:17*pm, MajorOz wrote:


Anyone have an actual link to what Robertson said -- not to what
someone said what he said ?

thanx

oz, who always prefers primary sources

Not much interested in what the Haitians said though, huh?

Liar.

Moron.

g.

Satan's letter to Pat Robertson
 

Mark Bowen wrote:
"JR" wrote in message
...
As "reported" by Lily Coyle in the Minneapolis Star Tribune:

Dear Pat Robertson,

I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the
shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people
when they are down, so I'm all over that action.

But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally
humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put
it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure,
in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get
something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a
golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that
was before the earthquake.

Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? If I had a thing going
with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night
clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not
my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll.

You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings --
just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad.
Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we
may need to renegotiate your own contract.

Best, Satan


- JR

JR,

I am lifting your letter from Satan to Pat for my Pat Robertson is a
psychopath Facebook page--I hope you don't mind, much.

Op, It's Lily Coyne's letter from the Minneapolis paper. Just put a
link, maybe:

http://www.startribune.com/opinion/l.../81595442.html

Satan's letter to Pat Robertson
 

"JR" wrote in message
...
Mark Bowen wrote:
"JR" wrote in message
...
As "reported" by Lily Coyle in the Minneapolis Star Tribune:

Dear Pat Robertson,

I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the
shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people
when they are down, so I'm all over that action.

But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally
humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you
put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished.
Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they
first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth,
fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean
nothing. And that was before the earthquake.

Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? If I had a thing going
with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night
clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not
my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll.

You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings --
just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad.
Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we
may need to renegotiate your own contract.

Best, Satan


- JR

JR,

I am lifting your letter from Satan to Pat for my Pat Robertson is a
psychopath Facebook page--I hope you don't mind, much.

Op, It's Lily Coyne's letter from the Minneapolis paper. Just put a link,
maybe:

http://www.startribune.com/opinion/l.../81595442.html

Thanks JR, Done is done.

Op

OT.....
 

On Jan 18, 6:29*pm, JR wrote:
MajorOz wrote:

Anyone have an actual link to what Robertson said -- not to what
someone said what he said ?

thanx

oz, who always prefers primary sources

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeONplbWKLA

sshhheeeeeeeeeessshhh.........what a maroon

cheers

oz, the only atheist in demand at local Baptist church singing nights

OT.....
 

On Jan 19, 11:40*am, MajorOz wrote:
On Jan 18, 6:29*pm, JR wrote:

MajorOz wrote:

Anyone have an actual link to what Robertson said -- not to what
someone said what he said ?

thanx

oz, who always prefers primary sources

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeONplbWKLA

sshhheeeeeeeeeessshhh.........what a maroon

Hm........

I can't think of anything I like about the Rev., except maybe the fact
that he's likely to die before most of the rest of the current human
population of the planet. He is repulsive in so many ways and to such
a degree that one could wax tiresome in enumerating and quantifying
all of them. But, stupid? The evidence is equivocal at best.

cheers

prosit!

oz, the only atheist in demand at local Baptist church singing nights

Last I heard, there's Baptists and singing atheists pretty much all
over the world. You queried all of them?


What a ma.......well, you know.

g.