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"Mark Edwards" wrote

It's a reference to Brautigan's Trout Fisting in America.

No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:
Did he catch anything?

Probably a nasty case of salmonella.

He got it when he sold to a blind man a rat's asshole
as a wedding ring.

--oTTo--

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Giles wrote:
On Mar 21, 11:51*pm, (David DeLaney) wrote:
Dr. HotSalt wrote:
Giles wrote:
Channeling Jack Benny?

Who's he?

* 39.

English ain't your first language, is it?

*So far...

He reserves the right to change that later though.

Interesting. How is that done?

I'm told it involves a ratchet, a grommet, and some swearing.

To a kitten, everything is a toy. To a kibologist, everything is amusing.

What's a kibologist?

$20, SAIT.

TWENTY ... fooey. That's what I get for going to play some WoW.

What's "WoW"?

Oh now you're just having one off on us. ...Ew.

Dave
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It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeableBLINK
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Giles wrote:
Mark Edwards wrote:
No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:
Wow, y'all got some really disturbed folks over there. * * * :(

This includes you...?

The available evidence suggests I'm here.....not there.

That depends. Can you see * -- PERTH from where you are?

Dave "are there any lolcats nearby?" DeLaney
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It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
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Giles wrote:
"Dr. HotSalt" wrote:
Giles wrote:
What's a kibologist?

* $20, SAIT.

I don't know what that means.

You will, Oscar. You will.

Dave
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It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeableBLINK
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"David DeLaney" wrote in message
...
I don't know what that means.

You will, Oscar. You will.

Dave

The question, Dave, isn't whether he ever knows what it means. It's whether
anyone outside your goofy little newsgroup really gives a ****.






\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the
flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone
to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET
VRbeableBLINK
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all
CAPS! --K.

and we WUV you back........and hope like hell this isn't the level you
people live at all the time.
Tom

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"Bod" wrote in message
...
World of warcraft?

Bod

and to further fill you in, Giles.....a lame online game, played by even
lamer online dorks with no real life. Trust me, you ain't missing much, if
anything.
Tom

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On Mar 22, 10:08*am, "Otto Bahn" wrote:
"Giles" wrote


So, you're saying that you are VERY young?

Flipper?! *I hardly knew 'er!

--oTTo---

Te good thing about non-sequiturs is that after a while some folks
will actually believe there's a hidden message......and others are
only too eager to play along and bask in the reflected glory.

g.

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On Mar 22, 6:35*am, Mark Edwards wrote:
No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:

The available evidence suggests I'm here.....not there.

Or not all here (grin).

Not at all there.....as already stiuplated. Why is that funny?

g.

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On Mar 22, 11:04*am, (David DeLaney) wrote:
Giles wrote:
Mark Edwards wrote:
No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:
Wow, y'all got some really disturbed folks over there. * * * :(

This includes you...?

The available evidence suggests I'm here.....not there.

That depends. Can you see * -- PERTH from where you are?

Dave "are there any lolcats nearby?" DeLaney

None of that means anything at all to me. Would you care to explain
it?

g.

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On Mar 22, 6:27*am, Mark Edwards wrote:
[acronyms]

Marie wrote:
It's a reference to Brautigan's Trout Fisting in America.

No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:

Did he catch anything?

Probably a nasty case of salmonella.

Probably not. That would be an unlikely source of infection.

g.

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On Mar 22, 10:28*am, "Otto Bahn" wrote:
"Mark Edwards" wrote

It's a reference to Brautigan's Trout Fisting in America.

No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:
Did he catch anything?

Probably a nasty case of salmonella.

He got it when he sold to a blind man a rat's asshole
as a wedding ring.

Not likely.

g.
who has seen a rat's ass or two.

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On Mar 22, 6:38*am, Mark Edwards wrote:
No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:

who can type with two fingers if need be......but, being merely
mortal, has limitations.
Mark Edwards wrote:
Get the penile implants. That should help.

No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:

Help with what?

That is for you to decide.

Mark Edwards

Hm.....

What you mean is for me to decide? And you don't care to offer any
input on the matter?

You ever wonder about the provenance of all the respect you get in
this world?

g.

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On Mar 22, 6:24*am, Bod wrote:
On 22/03/2010 11:22, Giles wrote:



On Mar 21, 11:51 pm, (David DeLaney) wrote:
Dr. *wrote:
*wrote:
Channeling Jack Benny?

Who's he?

* *39.

English ain't your first language, is it?

* So far...

He reserves the right to change that later though.

Interesting. *How is that done?

To a kitten, everything is a toy. To a kibologist, everything is amusing.

What's a kibologist?

* $20, SAIT.

TWENTY ... fooey. That's what I get for going to play some WoW.

What's "WoW"?

g.

*
*

* World of warcraft?

Bod

And that signifies.......what, exactly?

g.

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Tom Littleton wrote:
"Bod" wrote in message
...
World of warcraft?

Bod

and to further fill you in, Giles.....a lame online game, played by
even lamer online dorks with no real life. Trust me, you ain't
missing much, if anything.
Tom

Unlike all the MMOFG. Those are non-dorky.

Etienne

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On Mar 22, 11:05*am, (David DeLaney) wrote:
Giles wrote:
"Dr. HotSalt" wrote:
Giles wrote:
What's a kibologist?

* $20, SAIT.

I don't know what that means.

You will, Oscar. You will.

Ah, something recognisable, at last.

Well, well, we have a scholar among us. :)

g.

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Giles wrote:
(David DeLaney) wrote:
Giles wrote:
The available evidence suggests I'm here.....not there.

That depends. Can you see * -- PERTH from where you are?

Dave "are there any lolcats nearby?" DeLaney

None of that means anything at all to me. Would you care to explain it?

Maybe.

Would it bore you?

Dave
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It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
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Giles wrote:
On Mar 22, 11:04 am, (David DeLaney) wrote:

That depends. Can you see * -- PERTH from where you are?

Dave "are there any lolcats nearby?" DeLaney

None of that means anything at all to me. Would you care to explain
it?


Matt?

Etienne

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On Mar 23, 2:49*am, (David DeLaney) wrote:
Giles wrote:
(David DeLaney) wrote:
Giles wrote:
The available evidence suggests I'm here.....not there.

That depends. Can you see * -- PERTH from where you are?

Dave "are there any lolcats nearby?" DeLaney

None of that means anything at all to me. *Would you care to explain it?

Maybe.

Would it bore you?


Don't know, yet.

g.

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No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:
Te good thing about non-sequiturs is that after a while some folks
will actually believe there's a hidden message......and others are
only too eager to play along and bask in the reflected glory.

And yet the polar bears dance the flamenco.


Mark Edwards
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No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:
Not at all there.....as already stiuplated. Why is that funny?

You are the Eliza program and I claim my great wheel of cheese.


Mark Edwards
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No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:
What you mean is for me to decide? And you don't care to offer any
input on the matter?

Well they're YOUR penile implants. It would be improper for me to suggest
how you use them.


You ever wonder about the provenance of all the respect you get
in this world?

Nope. I am in this world but not of it. Or something.


Mark Edwards
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"Giles" wrote

What's a kibologist?

$20, SAIT.

I don't know what that means.

You will, Oscar. You will.

Ah, something recognisable, at last.

The other posts were done incognito.

--oTTo--

g.

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"Mark Edwards" wrote

Te good thing about non-sequiturs is that after a while some folks
will actually believe there's a hidden message......and others are
only too eager to play along and bask in the reflected glory.

And yet the polar bears dance the flamenco.

They get really angry if you mock them in their pink underwear.

--oTTo--

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On Mar 23, 3:10*am, "Etienne Rouette"
wrote:
Giles wrote:
On Mar 22, 11:04 am, (David DeLaney) wrote:

That depends. Can you see * -- PERTH from where you are?

Dave "are there any lolcats nearby?" DeLaney

None of that means anything at all to me. *Would you care to explain
it?

Matt?

This may be the first occurrence of a person with an Inverse McIrvin
Limit.


Dr. HotSalt

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Otto Bahn wrote:
"Giles" wrote

What's a kibologist?
$20, SAIT.
I don't know what that means.
You will, Oscar. You will.

Ah, something recognisable, at last.

The other posts were done incognito.

That's Esperanto for 'without pants', right?

Dave
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On Mar 23, 8:01*am, Mark Edwards wrote:
No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:

Te good thing about non-sequiturs is that after a while some folks
will actually believe there's a hidden message......and others are
only too eager to play along and bask in the reflected glory.

And yet the polar bears dance the flamenco.

Doesn't seem likely.

g.
who supposes that most polar bears have never been exposed to
flamenco.......and wouldn't know what to do with it if it jumped up
and bit 'em on the ass.

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On Mar 23, 8:03*am, Mark Edwards wrote:
No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:

Not at all there.....as already stiuplated. *Why is that funny?

You are the Eliza program and I claim my great wheel of cheese.


Claim in one hand and **** in the other. See which one fills up
faster.

g.

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On Mar 23, 5:10*am, "Etienne Rouette"
wrote:
Giles wrote:
On Mar 22, 11:04 am, (David DeLaney) wrote:

That depends. Can you see * -- PERTH from where you are?

Dave "are there any lolcats nearby?" DeLaney

None of that means anything at all to me. *Would you care to explain
it?

Matt?

Etienne

Is that an explanation?

g.

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On Mar 23, 3:36*pm, "Dr. HotSalt" wrote:
On Mar 23, 3:10*am, "Etienne Rouette"
wrote:

Giles wrote:
On Mar 22, 11:04 am, (David DeLaney) wrote:

That depends. Can you see * -- PERTH from where you are?

Dave "are there any lolcats nearby?" DeLaney

None of that means anything at all to me. *Would you care to explain
it?

Matt?

* This may be the first occurrence of a person with an Inverse McIrvin
Limit.

* Dr. HotSalt

Maybe. Or it may be something else. How ya gonna find out?

g.

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On Mar 23, 8:09*am, Mark Edwards wrote:
No cluons were harmed when Giles wrote:

What you mean is for me to decide? *And you don't care to offer any
input on the matter?

Well they're YOUR penile implants.

Don't think so. Haven't seen any.

It would be improper for me to suggest
how you use them.

Why?

You ever wonder about the provenance of all the respect you get
in this world?

Nope. I am in this world but not of it. Or something.

Or not.

g.

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On Mar 23, 12:54*pm, "Otto Bahn" wrote:
"Giles" wrote

What's a kibologist?

$20, SAIT.

I don't know what that means.

You will, Oscar. You will.


Ah, something recognisable, at last.

The other posts were done incognito.

No, just by easily recognisable idiots.

g.

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On Mar 23, 5:42*pm, (David DeLaney) wrote:
Otto Bahn wrote:
"Giles" wrote
What's a kibologist?
$20, SAIT.
I don't know what that means.
You will, Oscar. You will.
Ah, something recognisable, at last.

The other posts were done incognito.

That's Esperanto for 'without pants', right?

What's "Esperanto"?

g.

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"Giles" wrote

What's a kibologist?
$20, SAIT.
I don't know what that means.
You will, Oscar. You will.
Ah, something recognisable, at last.

The other posts were done incognito.

That's Esperanto for 'without pants', right?

What's "Esperanto"?

Pigdin English.

--oTTo--

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On Mar 24, 8:26*am, "Otto Bahn" wrote:
"Giles" wrote

What's a kibologist?
$20, SAIT.
I don't know what that means.
You will, Oscar. You will.
Ah, something recognisable, at last.

The other posts were done incognito.

That's Esperanto for 'without pants', right?


What's "Esperanto"?

Pigdin English.

--oTTo--

I live in a state in which agriculture accounts for a major portion of
its economic activity, and I spend a lot of time out in the
countryside. I've heard pid din. That you are able to translate it
and determine that it has something to do with pants fails to surprise
me much.

g.

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On Mar 24, 9:26*pm, "Otto Bahn" wrote:
"Giles" wrote

What's a kibologist?
$20, SAIT.
I don't know what that means.
You will, Oscar. You will.
Ah, something recognisable, at last.

The other posts were done incognito.

That's Esperanto for 'without pants', right?


What's "Esperanto"?

Pigdin English.

--oTTo--

'Pigdin'? Like a lot of pigs making noise?

-riverman