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rw September 22nd, 2004 08:36 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

The last time I saw you I very deliberately and slowly exhaled
a whole lungful of Marlboro smoke right in your face because
instead of answering my questions about the 'Clave you were
making little girly noises about how I better just stay away
from you. You then scurried away and hid in your tent. When I
left your campsite I flicked a cigarette butt in the general
direction of your retreat and made loud, obscene comments about
****ing putzes to no one in particular because everyone was
hiding.


You crack me up. What an asshole.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 09:44 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
... When I
left your campsite I flicked a cigarette butt in the general
direction of your retreat and made loud, obscene comments about
****ing putzes to no one in particular because everyone was
hiding.


You crack me up. What an asshole.


That's right, I'm an asshole, but unlike you I am not a liar.

--
Ken Fortenberry

rw September 22nd, 2004 10:00 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

That's right, I'm an asshole, but unlike you I am not a liar.


Since no one else was there but you and I, Ken, we'll just have to trust
people on ROFF to judge whose account is more believable.

BTW, I've noticed that you've nuked some of your posts on this topic
from the Usenet archives.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

rw September 22nd, 2004 10:00 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

That's right, I'm an asshole, but unlike you I am not a liar.


Since no one else was there but you and I, Ken, we'll just have to trust
people on ROFF to judge whose account is more believable.

BTW, I've noticed that you've nuked some of your posts on this topic
from the Usenet archives.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Dave LaCourse September 22nd, 2004 10:02 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry writes:

The last time I saw you I very deliberately and slowly exhaled
a whole lungful of Marlboro smoke right in your face because
instead of answering my questions about the 'Clave you were
making little girly noises about how I better just stay away
from you. You then scurried away and hid in your tent. When I
left your campsite I flicked a cigarette butt in the general
direction of your retreat and made loud, obscene comments about
****ing putzes to no one in particular because everyone was
hiding.

Yeah, you sure showed me, you lying putz.

As for the weather, it was seasonably unpredictable but there was
snow the day before you arrived and cold rain predicted during the
week you were there and anyone familiar with the area would not
have been encouraged about the dry fly fishing or the camping
either.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Wow! I go away for a couple more days of fishing, and when I get back I'm
greeted with roff's two girly men fighting again.

The last time I saw both of you together you wimped out of the fight that was
supposed to happen.

Wow, you flicked a cigarette in the direction of his tent. That is some
*serious* macho ****, that is. You are both girly men and should not engage in
any of this macho ****. It is too big for either of you.

Announcing roff's own "Machismo", starring Ken Fortenberry as Woody Allen, and
Steve Barnard as Peewee Herman, coming soon to a theater near you See the
exciting scene where Woody blows smoke in Peewee's face, and Peewee retaliates
by dousing Woody with Frog's Fanny. See Peewee stripped to the waist and Woody
leering at his half naked skinny body. Is that lust we see in their eyes? Oh,
the humanity.........










Dave LaCourse September 22nd, 2004 10:02 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Ken Fortenberry writes:

The last time I saw you I very deliberately and slowly exhaled
a whole lungful of Marlboro smoke right in your face because
instead of answering my questions about the 'Clave you were
making little girly noises about how I better just stay away
from you. You then scurried away and hid in your tent. When I
left your campsite I flicked a cigarette butt in the general
direction of your retreat and made loud, obscene comments about
****ing putzes to no one in particular because everyone was
hiding.

Yeah, you sure showed me, you lying putz.

As for the weather, it was seasonably unpredictable but there was
snow the day before you arrived and cold rain predicted during the
week you were there and anyone familiar with the area would not
have been encouraged about the dry fly fishing or the camping
either.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Wow! I go away for a couple more days of fishing, and when I get back I'm
greeted with roff's two girly men fighting again.

The last time I saw both of you together you wimped out of the fight that was
supposed to happen.

Wow, you flicked a cigarette in the direction of his tent. That is some
*serious* macho ****, that is. You are both girly men and should not engage in
any of this macho ****. It is too big for either of you.

Announcing roff's own "Machismo", starring Ken Fortenberry as Woody Allen, and
Steve Barnard as Peewee Herman, coming soon to a theater near you See the
exciting scene where Woody blows smoke in Peewee's face, and Peewee retaliates
by dousing Woody with Frog's Fanny. See Peewee stripped to the waist and Woody
leering at his half naked skinny body. Is that lust we see in their eyes? Oh,
the humanity.........










Dave LaCourse September 22nd, 2004 10:02 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Going back to fishing. This place is sick.......







Dave LaCourse September 22nd, 2004 10:02 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
Going back to fishing. This place is sick.......







Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 10:04 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
That's right, I'm an asshole, but unlike you I am not a liar.


Since no one else was there but you and I, Ken, we'll just have to trust
people on ROFF to judge whose account is more believable.


Trust whoever the hell you want, but I'm not gonna sit here silently
while you, Willi and Dan'l post lies. That's contrary to my nature.

BTW, I've noticed that you've nuked some of your posts on this topic
from the Usenet archives.


I sign all my posts with my real name and I have never, ever "nuked"
a post from the Usenet archives. I've tried (usually unsuccessfully)
to cancel inadvertent emails that ended up on roff, but I've never
used X-No-Archive in my life.

Yet another one of your lies.

Putz.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry September 22nd, 2004 10:04 PM

I know there are no hatches in Sept in the Rockies but.........
 
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
That's right, I'm an asshole, but unlike you I am not a liar.


Since no one else was there but you and I, Ken, we'll just have to trust
people on ROFF to judge whose account is more believable.


Trust whoever the hell you want, but I'm not gonna sit here silently
while you, Willi and Dan'l post lies. That's contrary to my nature.

BTW, I've noticed that you've nuked some of your posts on this topic
from the Usenet archives.


I sign all my posts with my real name and I have never, ever "nuked"
a post from the Usenet archives. I've tried (usually unsuccessfully)
to cancel inadvertent emails that ended up on roff, but I've never
used X-No-Archive in my life.

Yet another one of your lies.

Putz.

--
Ken Fortenberry


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