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"Wayne Knight" wrote in message
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"Tim J." wrote in message
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.nothing [snip] either [snip] nor


Not being a liberal arts i can not say for sure but seems to me there is
some kind of grammar flame now due?

Negative......no grammatical transgressions in Mr. J.'s submission
(however.....ahem.....please see me after class Mr. G.). :)

Good post otherwise, many could agree.

Ditto.

Wolfgang

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"Wayne Knight" wrote...

"Tim J." wrote...

.nothing [snip] either [snip] nor


Not being a liberal arts i can not say for sure but seems to me there is
some kind of grammar flame now due?

Wanna start one? It could be a pleasant diversion from the other flame wars.
--
TL,
Tim
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

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"rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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SNIP
I get the feeling Mike's building up to one of his trademark dramatic
exits. :-)

Straight from the horses ass.

MC

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"Mike Connor" Mike-Connor wrote in message
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"rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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SNIP
I get the feeling Mike's building up to one of his trademark dramatic
exits. :-)

Straight from the horses ass.

MC

ah, i love the smell of truth in the pre-dawn hours...

yfitons
wayno

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Mike Connor wrote:
"rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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SNIP

I get the feeling Mike's building up to one of his trademark dramatic
exits. :-)


Straight from the horses ass.

That doesn't even rhyme.

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"rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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That doesn't even rhyme.


Thus spake the horses ass,
and of course it came to pass,
that what he thought was biting wit,
was merely just another load of ****,
a fairly useless stinking mass.

Some folk it seems, do think,
and many disregard a nasty stink,
hot fetid air still dissipates,
at varying degrees and rates,
just don´t sniff, but blink.

This damages the asses pride,
it seems that some have even cried,
indeed, some folk then simply goad,
and promptly get another load,
at least the ground is fertilised.

For those who cannot trust their noses,
horses asses are not roses,
best keep downwind at least,
of such a nasty smelly beast,
and the problems that the **** then poses.

MC

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Mike Connor wrote:

"rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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That doesn't even rhyme.



Thus spake the horses ass,
and of course it came to pass,
that what he thought was biting wit,
was merely just another load of ****,
a fairly useless stinking mass.

Well that's certainly a refreshing change from "reading a lot of burnt
out old wrecks trying their best to insult each other, in the
same old boring fashion," and the same old vileness being dished out by
the same people." And it rhymes!

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"rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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Well that's certainly a refreshing change from "reading a lot of burnt
out old wrecks trying their best to insult each other, in the
same old boring fashion," and the same old vileness being dished out by
the same people." And it rhymes!

--

Of course the ass was broken hearted,
tried to speak, but only farted,
and then, far worse I fear,
the ass became a dire rear,
and most folks then departed.

"But hold", the ass then wailed,
with all the **** that this entailed,
and all around at this attempt,
held their noses in contempt,
the ass had simply failed.

"Vile creatures", ass began to grunt,
and the nearest had to bear the brunt,
not many then maintained their poise,
disgusted at the awful noise,
but most ignored the runt.

"It´s not my fault", it wailed, and shat,
and folks were not surprised at that,
they expected nothing more,
than piles of **** upon the floor,
or even on the mat.

The ass was very lonely then,
but still it tried to speak again,
it strove hard to make some sense,
its wild expression became intense,
its fury echoed through the glen.

At last a fart evolved, so great,
the ass continued to gyrate,
round and round and round it went,
trying to follow its own scent,
and getting more and more irate.

At last it reached its final goal,
burrowing like a crazy mole,
it pushed and shoved its stupid head
until at last, it was not dead,
just disappeared, up its own hole.

MC

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Wayne Knight:
Lord only knows whatelse, can you just imagine the insults to fly in a
grammar thread?

How dare you say that about my Grandmother?
--
Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69
Drowning flies to Darkstar

http://web.tampabay.rr.com/stevglo/i...age92kword.htm

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Mike Connor wrote:
"rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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Well that's certainly a refreshing change from "reading a lot of burnt
out old wrecks trying their best to insult each other, in the
same old boring fashion," and the same old vileness being dished out by
the same people." And it rhymes!

--


Of course the ass was broken hearted,
tried to speak, but only farted,
and then, far worse I fear,
the ass became a dire rear,
and most folks then departed.

I have to hand it to Daytripper -- he called it. The target has been
acquired, and it's me. This is the second barrage of doggerel I've
endured in the past 24 hours. I'm not sure I can hold up much longer.
It's unlikely that the enemy will run short of ammunition -- he seems to
have an inexhaustible supply. The situation is dire. Send help.

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.