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DaveS December 24th, 2009 06:25 PM

Movie signs Pee Wee Herman for role as "El Contador de Los Fréjoles, Jefe del
 
Story Update
On the first anniversary of the passage of a notable hero of the Inter-
Mountain GOP Accountant's Battalion of Communist Fighting Donkey Show
Experts, at the hands of Hetero Communistic Sappers, PEE WEE HERMAN
has signed for the starring role of "El Contador de Los Fréjoles, Jefe
del Espectaculo Sexo," with ****enondeWhacko Pictures, to be filmed on
location in Tijuana.

Herman. on the comeback road from unfortunate "costume accidents,"
seemed surprised at this development and groggily stated "Quin es este
pinche gringo culero, El Contador? Ve a chingar a tu reputisima
gringa Anna Coulter! To which this reporter replied, "Verdad, tu
pinche hermana Anna no está bien pinche, wey."

In a related story, the whereabouts of "El Cheney, de los GOP Culeros"
is still uncertain, as Mexican Vice Police track down reported
sightings of Cheney and an unknown donkey in Juarez' after hours'
scene. Former artistic partner, Fritz the Donkey, thru tears in
Tijuana had "no comment" to these developments. Police continue to
seek the help of Donkey Show Expert.

Commandante/Producer/Director



DaveS December 25th, 2009 12:52 AM

You lose Beanster: Ve a chingar a tu reputisima pinche GOP culeros.HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Story Update
On the first anniversary of the passage of a notable hero of the
Inter-
Mountain GOP Accountant's Battalion of Communist Fighting Donkey Show
Experts, at the hands of Hetero Communistic Sappers, PEE WEE HERMAN
has signed for the starring role of "El Contador de Los Fréjoles,
Jefe
del Espectaculo Sexo," with ****enondeWhacko Pictures, to be filmed
on
location in Tijuana.

Herman. on the comeback road from unfortunate "costume accidents,"
seemed surprised at this development and groggily stated "Quin es
este
pinche gringo culero, El Contador? Ve a chingar a tu reputisima
gringa Anna Coulter! To which this reporter replied, "Verdad, tu
pinche hermana Anna no está bien pinche, wey."

In a related story, the whereabouts of "El Cheney, de los GOP
Culeros"
is still uncertain, as Mexican Vice Police track down reported
sightings of Cheney and an unknown donkey in Juarez' after hours'
scene. Former artistic partner, Fritz the Donkey, thru tears in
Tijuana had "no comment" to these developments. Police continue to
seek the help of Donkey Show Expert.


Commandante/Producer/Director


~^ beancounter ~^ December 25th, 2009 01:39 AM

dem's full of crap.....
 
Dave, your full of crap...comerade hussein is a **** tard...wait and
watch....btw: what's he hiding and why?



~^ beancounter ~^ December 25th, 2009 01:40 AM

dem's full of crap.....
 
Poll, after poll, after poll, after yet another poll, all show the
voting public against the Democrats proposed healthcare reform
packages. Yet that didn’t stop Senator Ben Nelson and other sly
politicians from peddling their votes in exchange for lucrative
payoffs for their respective states.

Rasmussen: 55 against 41 for
Qunnipiac: 52 against 38 for
NBC: 47 to 32 against
Gallup: 43 to 36 against
Las Vegas Review Journal: 53 to 39 against
Fox News: 57 to 34 with 54 wanting nothing
CNN: has a story reporting that a majority of Americans see the
“reform” as increasing costs and offering no help to them personally.

Yet democracy didn’t stop select “hold out” Democratic Senators from
ignoring the will of the people and peddling their votes for payoffs
and perks.
Americans will have their justice on the Democrats for not following
the will of the people.
___
Read it and weep, dems. Read it and weep.
Your end, has begun and is in sight.



~^ beancounter ~^ December 25th, 2009 01:41 AM

dem's full of crap.....
 
Obama & his fellow libtards want to live in a fantasy world (in which
life is the way that they WISH IT WAS) as opposed to dealing with life
the way it actually is.

Obama & his fellow libtards subscribe to the notion that "Government
knows best", and builds their foundation for activism and "improving
the human condition" on that faulty premise. Because they deny the
facts about human nature, their "reasoning" is diametrically opposite
to common sense.

The reality that most Americans want to live free from BIG
Government...this puts a libtards underwear in a wad.
So, when citizens will not voluntarily comply with their various
Liberal/Progressive prescriptions for "the common good", then laws
must be passed, huge money spent, taxes raised, fees added, force
used, to MAKE us comply.

Obama: The definition of a FALSEHOOD!

~^ beancounter ~^ December 25th, 2009 01:42 AM

dem's full of crap.....
 
The difference between conservatives and liberals on this matter is
that conservatives want to make the business of providing health care
better, allowing more competition resulting in lower prices, and not
mandating things like pregnancy coverage for a 75 year old male,
allowing more of a cafeteria type plan and allowing insurers to cross
state lines to increase the competition.

Liberals think that by the government taking over the industry and
regulating it to serve the needs of what the government thinks is
proper, somehow the 75 year old male might get pregnant, and therefore
that type of coverage should be paid for by the few remaining
taxpayers left in this country. Also, by hiring massive departments
run by mediocre government union employees to administer this
behemoth, the deficit will magically disappear.


~^ beancounter ~^ December 25th, 2009 01:43 AM

dem's full of crap.....
 
let's see...the last dem president had his employees suck his
dick in the oval office...does anyone know comrad hussein's
policy on this type of activity?


DaveS December 25th, 2009 02:00 AM

Pobrecito Beancounter, whining loser, pinche culero. HAHAHAHAHOHOHO
 

Story Update
On the first anniversary of the passage of a notable hero of the
Inter-
Mountain GOP Accountant's Battalion of Communist Fighting Donkey Show
Experts, at the hands of Hetero Communistic Sappers, PEE WEE HERMAN
has signed for the starring role of "El Contador de Los Fréjoles,
Jefe
del Espectaculo Sexo," with ****enondeWhacko Pictures, to be filmed
on
location in Tijuana.

Herman. on the comeback road from unfortunate "costume accidents,"
seemed surprised at this development and groggily stated "Quin es
este
pinche gringo culero, El Contador? Ve a chingar a tu reputisima
gringa Anna Coulter! To which this reporter replied, "Verdad, tu
pinche hermana Anna no está bien pinche, wey."


In a related story, the whereabouts of "El Cheney, de los GOP
Culeros"
is still uncertain, as Mexican Vice Police track down reported
sightings of Cheney and an unknown donkey in Juarez' after hours'
scene. Former artistic partner, Fritz the Donkey, thru tears in
Tijuana had "no comment" to these developments. Police continue to
seek the help of Donkey Show Expert.


Commandante/Producer/Director





Tom Littleton[_2_] December 25th, 2009 02:19 AM

dem's full of crap.....
 

"~^ beancounter ~^" wrote in message
...
allowing insurers to cross
state lines to increase the competition.


this chestnut alone is priceless. You realize, of course, that insurers will
go to the least regulated state to write all insurance, thus hosing the
public across the nation?
You think those folks care about you, or your family?
Get real.
So long as healthcare is primarily a business, we will only get
half-measures. But, at least one party seems to care about the public. Don't
worry about those polls, either.
Note, carefully, that they deal with what the public THINKS they will get.
When reality turns out to be different than the fear, those numbers will
change. I suspect, when all is said and done, the Dems will actually gain
from this whole process, messy and ugly as it has been. Further, I suspect
most people will realize that a lot of the deals and other messiness were
due to holding together a plurality when one party unilaterally fails to
support anything positive.
Merry Christmas!!
Tom



Mark Bowen December 25th, 2009 02:37 AM

Pobrecito Beancounter, whining loser, pinche culero. HAHAHAHAHOHOHO
 
Dave,

I believe you have become just a wee bit obsessed with
ROFF's latest Moron.

He ain't worth the effort, it ain't like anyone gives a **** for his
delusional ramblin's.

Listen to some good music--I recommend some Beatles or Elton John.

Op




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