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SnakeFiddler January 9th, 2004 01:03 AM

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"Tim J." wrote in message
news:vrmLb.1757$sv6.3413@attbi_s52...

"SnakeFiddler" wrote...
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote...
SnakeFiddler wrote:
...
LOL :)))

You posted pages of text for the sole purpose of adding
"LOL :)))" to the conversation ? Good grief woman, steal
a nickel from somewhere and buy a clue from your boyfriend.
And that's a bargain, most clues cost a quarter.

--
Ken Fortenberry - not a nice person


No ****? I figured that out a while ago.....

Snakefiddler -having withheld my tongue in response to previous sexist,
agist, and misogynistic posts of yours, but am reconsidering ...
oh ****- there I go


You know, for someone old enough to be my mother, you act pretty tough.

:) And
why the hell are you holding your tongue? Trying to be different?
--
TL,
Tim
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

Tim J Wrote:
why the hell are you holding your tongue? Trying to be different?


No, not trying to be different :-) - I just didn't want to subject the group
to what I perceive could be an endless banter between Mr. Fortenberry and
myself. You know- being a newby, I didn't want to step on anyone's toes,
but clearly Mr. Fortenberry's FEET are TOO BIG to AVOID.....

Snakefiddler- just trying to be Courteous- as my Mother raised me to be...



Guyz-N-Flyz January 9th, 2004 01:17 AM

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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
gy.com...
Guyz-N-Flyz wrote:
...
The fact that Ms. Fiddler and I
know one another is one thing, but I don't ever recall any discussion

about
any type of sexual relationship. ...


Either you have a VERY short memory, or you're lying. You practically
raped the woman right here on roff, but I suppose that was some sort of
inside "joke". Tough noogies, you can't have it both ways. You cannot on
the one hand post lewd and risque innuendo about Ms. Fiddler and then
on the other hand climb up on your high horse.


Post it and I will recant my last post. Otherwise, as I said, it will get
real ugly real fast.

Bottom line: she don't know how to work her newsreader,


I have dificulty with the English language, but I don't give a **** whether
it bothers you or any other ****head, and I doubt that your pedantic nature
will matter to her.

therefore
she's irritating and nigh on useless, and you inflicted her upon us.


"Irritating and nigh on useless" might very well describe how many folks
feel about you/me, but I dare say they'd go for Snake's post over yours or
mine, especially lately. Tell ya what. You want her gone so bad, why don't
you do a poll: "Either she goes or I go!," sorta thing. Winner takes all.
If she gets more votes, you know what happens. 'Course, she'd never agree
to such a contest, not wantin' to hurt your feelin' and what not.

Fix it.


Stop readin' post for Ms. Fiddler! Fixed!

Op

Ken Fortenberry




Guyz-N-Flyz January 9th, 2004 01:22 AM

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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
gy.com...
You cannot on
the one hand post lewd and risque innuendo about Ms. Fiddler and then
on the other hand climb up on your high horse.


Wanna Bet!

Op --I guess it's on again--

Ken Fortenberry




Ken Fortenberry January 9th, 2004 01:24 AM

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Guyz-N-Flyz wrote:
...
Post it and I will recant my last post. ...


I'm not going to dig back through the archives to prove what you and
I both know to be true and I will henceforth treat Ms. Fiddler exactly
the same way I treat all clueless newbies who haven't the good sense
to learn the rules of the road before they pull onto the interstate.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Guyz-N-Flyz January 9th, 2004 01:34 AM

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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
gy.com...
Guyz-N-Flyz wrote:
...
Post it and I will recant my last post. ...


I'm not going to dig back through the archives to prove what you and
I both know to be true and I will henceforth treat Ms. Fiddler exactly
the same way I treat all clueless newbies who haven't the good sense
to learn the rules of the road before they pull onto the interstate.

--
Ken Fortenberry


You give her hell Ken, but you leave me out of it! Your first post
concernin' the "boyfriend" was uncalled for, as was the next post,
concernin' your supposed knowledge of our sexual relations. I don't care
how the two of you fight it out, she's old enuff to take care of herself,
but I expect for YOU to leave me out of your fantasies.

Op --I'm sure you understand--



Ken Fortenberry January 9th, 2004 01:44 AM

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Guyz-N-Flyz wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:

I'm not going to dig back through the archives to prove what you and
I both know to be true ...


You give her hell Ken, but you leave me out of it! Your first post
concernin' the "boyfriend" was uncalled for, ...


Interesting that you thought the "boyfriend" post was about you.
Whatever gave you THAT idea ? Could it have been something YOU
posted on a Usenet newsgroup ?

--
Ken Fortenberry


tony weall January 9th, 2004 01:48 AM

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i sense a hint o jealousy there ken arnt you getting your little dicky
sucked enough

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
gy.com...
Guyz-N-Flyz wrote:
...
Should have read *petulance.*


You brought that non-flyfishing twit in here, why didn't you teach
her some manners ? What did you expect, she'd get Brownie points
for sucking your dick ?

--
Ken Fortenberry




SnakeFiddler January 9th, 2004 01:52 AM

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"tony weall" wrote in message
. ..
i sense a hint o jealousy there ken arnt you getting your little dicky
sucked enough

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
gy.com...
Guyz-N-Flyz wrote:
...
Should have read *petulance.*


You brought that non-flyfishing twit in here, why didn't you teach
her some manners ? What did you expect, she'd get Brownie points
for sucking your dick ?

--
Ken Fortenberry


Tony Weall Wrote:
i sense a hint of jealousy there Ken arnt you getting your little dicky

sucked enough


Just what I wanted to say, but again, I was holding my tongue- must be that
thang I was taught about being lady-like-

Snakefiddler-, still trying to break those "lady-like" rules



Guyz-N-Flyz January 9th, 2004 01:56 AM

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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
gy.com...

Interesting that you thought the "boyfriend" post was about you.
Whatever gave you THAT idea ? Could it have been something YOU
posted on a Usenet newsgroup ?


No Ken, it was common knowledge, after a short time, that she and I knew one
another, thus it wasn't difficult at all to follow your childish thoughts.

Ken, get your rocks off anyway you want with 'ol Kipper, but this is EOT for
me, unless ya really wanna get me involved again.

Your choice.

Op


Ken Fortenberry




Ken Fortenberry January 9th, 2004 02:12 AM

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Guyz-N-Flyz wrote:

Ken, get your rocks off anyway you want with 'ol Kipper, ...

Your choice.


You and Ms. Fiddler are wasting your "talents" here on roff. I mean
your middle aged, white trash romance shtick could be worth big bucks
on one of those afternoon TV shows. Why hell, I'd bet Jerry Springer
would pay you guys enough to put a down payment on a double-wide or
take care of Ms. Fiddler's long overdue dental work. Your choice.

--
Ken Fortenberry



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