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[email protected] March 18th, 2010 06:55 PM

Have I really been suspended??????
 
On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:56:24 -0700 (PDT), Giles
wrote:

On Mar 18, 9:27*am, "Otto Bahn" wrote:
"Giles" wrote





I WPTA fisting club but thats bc I have been talking to shelly.


Marie


Best typo I've seen in years.
Frank Reid


sure, as long as there are no pictures.......
Tom



The pictures in your MIND are the ones to worry about


Uh-oh Spaghetti-oh!


Or so I have been told


If the horse won't pull you got to carry the load.



It's been a long while since we here in ROFF have been treated to such
a sustained volley of high caliber rapid fire wit. *In which of the
groups these gems are being posted to might a boy expect to find you
savants practicing your craft on a regular basis?

$20, same as in town.

--oTTo---


Breathtaking.


Man, you've got some low standards.

BW

[email protected] March 18th, 2010 06:56 PM

Have I really been suspended??????
 
On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:58:36 -0400, "Shelly"
wrote:

"Giles" wrote in message
...

Impressive. Does such mastery require long study and practice, or is
it a gift?


So easy, even a five year old can do it. I know how to tie my own
shoes, too.


I envy you. I've been trying to tie my shoes, but the velcro strips
are way too short, not to mention too thick.

BW

Giles March 18th, 2010 07:03 PM

Have I really been suspended??????
 
On Mar 18, 1:55*pm, wrote:
On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:56:24 -0700 (PDT), Giles
wrote:





On Mar 18, 9:27*am, "Otto Bahn" wrote:
"Giles" wrote


I WPTA fisting club but thats bc I have been talking to shelly.


Marie


Best typo I've seen in years.
Frank Reid


sure, as long as there are no pictures.......
Tom



The pictures in your MIND are the ones to worry about


Uh-oh Spaghetti-oh!


Or so I have been told


If the horse won't pull you got to carry the load.



It's been a long while since we here in ROFF have been treated to such
a sustained volley of high caliber rapid fire wit. *In which of the
groups these gems are being posted to might a boy expect to find you
savants practicing your craft on a regular basis?


$20, same as in town.


--oTTo---


Breathtaking.


Man, you've got some low standards.

BW


I don't have any standards at all. I'll talk to anybody.

g.

Mark Edwards March 18th, 2010 07:05 PM

Have I really been suspended??????
 
No cluons were harmed when wrote:
I envy you. I've been trying to tie my shoes, but the velcro strips
are way too short, not to mention too thick.


I use rubber bands to hold the Velcro straps in place.


Mark Edwards
--
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request


Shelly March 18th, 2010 07:07 PM

Have I really been suspended??????
 
wrote in message
...

I envy you. I've been trying to tie my shoes, but the velcro strips
are way too short, not to mention too thick.


Velcro is for four year olds.

--
Shelly
http://www.cat-sidh.net/blog


Otto Bahn March 18th, 2010 07:16 PM

Have I really been suspended??????
 
"Giles" wrote

I WPTA fisting club but thats bc I have been talking to shelly.


Marie


Best typo I've seen in years.
Frank Reid


sure, as long as there are no pictures.......
Tom



The pictures in your MIND are the ones to worry about


Uh-oh Spaghetti-oh!


Or so I have been told


If the horse won't pull you got to carry the load.



It's been a long while since we here in ROFF have been treated to such
a sustained volley of high caliber rapid fire wit. In which of the
groups these gems are being posted to might a boy expect to find you
savants practicing your craft on a regular basis?


$20, same as in town.


--oTTo---


Breathtaking.


Man, you've got some low standards.

I don't have any standards at all. I'll talk to anybody.

Even a porpoise? I once asked one why it was wearing a lab coat.
It said, "Scientific porpoise."

--oTTo--



Giles March 18th, 2010 07:41 PM

Have I really been suspended??????
 
On Mar 18, 2:16*pm, "Otto Bahn" wrote:
"Giles" wrote





I WPTA fisting club but thats bc I have been talking to shelly.


Marie


Best typo I've seen in years.
Frank Reid


sure, as long as there are no pictures.......
Tom



The pictures in your MIND are the ones to worry about


Uh-oh Spaghetti-oh!


Or so I have been told


If the horse won't pull you got to carry the load.



It's been a long while since we here in ROFF have been treated to such
a sustained volley of high caliber rapid fire wit. In which of the
groups these gems are being posted to might a boy expect to find you
savants practicing your craft on a regular basis?


$20, same as in town.


--oTTo---


Breathtaking.


Man, you've got some low standards.


I don't have any standards at all. *I'll talk to anybody.

Even a porpoise?


Even you.

I once asked one why it was wearing a lab coat.
It said, "Scientific porpoise."


So, do you think it was stating that it IS a "Scientific porpoise," or
do you suppose that perhaps, given an understandable lack of expertise
in English, it was suggesting that wearing a lab coat was related to
some scientific purpose?

g.
who knows that the distinction, while perhaps appearing subtle, could
very well be important.

[email protected] March 18th, 2010 07:56 PM

Have I really been suspended??????
 
On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:05:11 -0500, Mark Edwards
wrote:

No cluons were harmed when wrote:
I envy you. I've been trying to tie my shoes, but the velcro strips
are way too short, not to mention too thick.


I use rubber bands to hold the Velcro straps in place.


So you tie the rubber bands, not the Velcro?

BW

Otto Bahn March 18th, 2010 07:57 PM

Have I really been suspended??????
 
"Giles" wrote

I once asked one why it was wearing a lab coat.
It said, "Scientific porpoise."


So, do you think it was stating that it IS a "Scientific porpoise," or
do you suppose that perhaps, given an understandable lack of expertise
in English, it was suggesting that wearing a lab coat was related to
some scientific purpose?

I'm not sure. As soon as it spoke, I was attacked by a
navy seal.

--oTTo--



Otto Bahn March 18th, 2010 07:59 PM

Have I really been suspended??????
 
wrote

No cluons were harmed when wrote:
I envy you. I've been trying to tie my shoes, but the velcro strips
are way too short, not to mention too thick.


I use rubber bands to hold the Velcro straps in place.


So you tie the rubber bands, not the Velcro?


Yeah, it's easy. Even a drunkard could tie one on.

--oTTo--




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